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I don't disagree with that but one or two are definitely giving us a little pat on the head.

'I see. Is this 'mate' in the room with us now?'

'The Kenny' Gemmill laying his booby trap right there.

Carragher was enjoying himself but there's a bit of a condescending tone underneath the surface, 'Yous like a Gregg's up here'. A pastie or a sausage roll.' 'do the dance, we'll do it with you.' Aye it's just a laugh but imagine a cockney ex-pro interviewing him, 'ere, Scouser, you lot laahve a bit of Beatles mania daahntcha? Go on my saan, sing me sergeant peppers lonely hearts claab, I'll join in, daahnt worry.' Or how about, 'Excellent game in midfield today, Roy. You single handedly won that midfield battle for Manchester United, but you love the old blarney don't you, eh? Eh? Why don't you give us all a little Irish jig, I'll join in. Gwaan, gwaan, gwaan. Lol.'

Murphy and Anderson's faces, man.

At my mate's shed/bar, got home a bit pissed around eleven, watched YouTube videos of everything I could see about the match. Didn't get to bed until 01.35. Had to be up at 05.15. Reminds me of a very similar timetable to the original Barcelona game. Fucking brutal but worth it.

Not at work but had one come into my timeline and he was the same. Liverpool are the same as Man United. If you've met one of their non-local fans, you've met them all.

Even that kid thinks it was a red card.

"If sir would just like to put his balls on the counter then I'll sharp have them off."

1-2 in Naples.

The daughters just had a photo with Daveed G at SJP about an hour ago at some medical talk being held there they were at. Wife and my sister both seem to think it's great but with a big dollop of jealousy in the background.

1-1 in Naples.

Napoli 1-0 Real Madrid #Ciaomanheyman

Taco Taker to Taa'kin Shite?

For some reason the Gammon's really don't seem to like his historical musings?

Just put Napoli v Real Madrid, (fucked if I'm watching Man U v Galatasaray) and the co-commentator is Steve McManaman. You just can't get away from these cunts on TV, it's an unwritten sports TV law.

What could hinder Everton is their fans are used to this shit and quick go into silent mode or boo them off. They've lost seven of their last eight home games iirc? I heard one of their fans saying there's only one way they're going as Dyche can't seem to get a handle on home games but is definitely better away. The fear factor is probably very real for their players at home.

I did think Everton were wasting some chances in their first couple games, ironically getting beat by a wolves team with the same problem. (Until they beat Man City).

Are these your hospital graphs, fish? Like the 21st century Flint and Brody showing their scars off on jaws.

I agree but it wasn't me who posted the video, it was meenzer!

A definite whiff of Punxsutawney about these and gosh, darnet I don't mind saying it, excuse my cussing. Ah, the mammaries indeed, teenage HMHM greatly appreciated the Italian songstress and her unfeasibly endowed funbags.... "How's the ham shank, did you say?"

They're rebelling and not conforming like all the rest of the clubs? They're basically the character Rick from the young ones..... Liverpool fan: "I feel sorry for you, you zeros! You nobodies! What's going to live on after you die? I'll tell you: nothing! That's what! [struggling to get the three points back] Oh, this is pathetic!!" Everyone else: " Get a fucking grip, you're not the only ones who gets a shit decision against you." Liverpool fans: "Anfield will become a shrine, and punks and skins and rastas will all gather round and hold their hands in sorrow for their fallen club. And all the grown-ups will say, "But why are the kids crying?" And the kids will say, "Haven't you heard? Liverpool is dead! The People's club is dead! We were robbed by VAR and didn't get our usual preferential treatment."

Should've got Andrew to not let them post until they'd told an anecdote about paint spraying a wall with their own shite and then let us be the judge of these guys patter.