Howmanheyman

The pressure is now on all on the rest of you to give him a good nickname. Last, most recent one I recall being created was for a lad who got caught pinching someone's bait, (roast chicken) from the fridge at work. His new nickname became 'KF-Lee'.

I'm sick as fuck at the minute but then I realise I'm not exile so it's not all bad.

Faaar more impressed with you meeting Sarah Cracknell if that was you?

Alright, Troops?

MFdYP

Even though I wasn't tagged I'll tell you. Zero, nada, zilch zip.

Is it not a wind up?

Sadness in their eyes, brains, hearts and all the rest of them tbh.

FTMdYP

Gaius Julius Caesar has let himself go a bit, one minute you're coming, seeing and conquering, next you're dealing with car salesman and writing in gibberish whilst criticising your new manager.... Just dinnot get me started on this marra.

Some ITK postman has apparently uploaded a postcard already from Tripps to their lass so he's obviously already been over for a recce trip.

🎵 He's got.....hiiiiigh hopes, He's got.....hiiiiigh hopes, He's got high, apple pie in the..... Sky hopes.... 🎶

I'm convinced if sky televised tiddlywinks, put it on somewhere called St. Mark's Park and nicknamed it the 'Marky Parky' and had Laura Wood hosting it, half the cunts in this country would watch it and talk about it.

"Do the thing at the end of the game, marra!"

Kyril looked at the North Stand, looked at the derby highlights on his phone, then looked back to the North stand...... "Hello? Is that the cabal of mysterious Tyneside businessmen? It's a single mysterious Swiss-French Wearside based businessman here. If you need any extra seats for all those members who can't get into SJP I have an entire stand you can use. You can have all the seats, £15 a pop, £10 if you have to uninstall them yourself or for £12.50 I can arrange for our fans to do it for you with their own tools? If this doesn't suit you then we can install some iPads to the back of the North Stand seats showing Newcastle games and I'll change the black cat's bar back to black and white again? Nexus are in your pocket like so many nickels and dimes so will put on some extra trains and busses if you request it?"

Al part of the model, marra.

The difference in reporting from the BBC very early on when it broke in Italy compared to when it got here was night and day. The reports coming from there was comparable to some apocalyptic film but changed drastically when it hit good ol' blighty.

I used to work with a fucking gorilla who actually worked in the mine where their ground is now. He just caught the end of it as a young lad. Broad mackem accent, built like a brick shit house, great lad...... Aye, there was something else , he was a Mag.

Said it before but.... Swap Tory government for royal family in this case but, aye, similar vibes.

That'll be all over the news I'm sure. For days.

Mental. Yet their pity for other, less fortunate people is somewhat different.

Show some respect like our beloved daily mail..... 🙏

No, he's just taking the piss out of them.