Howmanheyman

I wonder if there were any BBC headlines saying something like 'Man Utd win to ease pressure on Ten Hag' like they did with Howe fairly recently, (might've been Sheff Utd, can't remember exactly which one it was?)

I still can't believe they finished 3rd last year? Obviously they've already been gifted four points already this year and their actual points total will always be greater than their deserved points. Hope their manager and backroom people stay around they're a massive weak link.

Looks like the Everton writer on the Liverpool echo, La Ryder, managed to get his question asked.....

FYP.

Sheffield United will shoot themselves in the foot, though. Burnley did the same against Man United as well despite being better than them.

They're absolute cacka.

Anyway, nice to beat the edgy, right-on, souf lahndan, try-too-hard, macron wearing, boring cunts with a shit song, think wearing all black makes them look a bit wooh, a bit whey, Palace cunts.

I fucking hope they display that on the way to the central station and see how that goes.

I wonder if the travelling palace platoon brought up that Saudi murdering flag? It'll be the oil money that's beating them, like. I thought they looked like they could be a bit dangerous early on but we've been fucking superb, nothing to do with palace being shit, we've played them off the pitch.

TNT patter after the game from players and presenters alike about the anfield derby atmosphere is absolutely laughable btw. pure fucking silencio most of the game.

Just been on the tannoy that the away fans are being kept back for half an hour as the Liverpool fans have got further to travel.

Aye.

It was a pen, he obviously didn't mean it but his hand was out a fair bit, just far away enough from the cross. I'd have been screaming for a pen and you're never not getting away with that at Liverpool.

Liverpool second yellow after Everton get done for a second yellow? Nah, fuck that. Books discus beard for complaining as well.

As if Tonali hasn't got enough on his plate he now has the Knight recording him ARRIVE at the ground. What a scoop it'll be if he can record him LEAVE as well?

You and ayatollah must be wrong as ex Liverpool player, Ray Houghton, just said 'listen to the crowd now' as I picked up the daughter about ten minutes ago. I'm back in the house and it's silent. Did I miss a spontaneous anfield crowd combustion?

Tha nose is too close t'cock, I say too close t'cheesy John Thomas, lad.

Never seen him around for a few years.

Excellent news. On a similar note I saw two yanks on YouTube videoing themselves in Newcastle for the PSG game, including being in the stands, one claimed to be a PSG fan but he didn't look too arsed when the goals were going in. It's always going to happen blah, blah but honestly, fuck that part of NUFC tbh. Proper dead to me that part, if they ever need fans again they don't want to look in my direction. Obviously doesn't mean I'm not a fan anymore, I'll still celebrate when we score, still swear my head off and shout at refs and var watching on the TV but let's hope they get some decent coin from the new sponsors and new fans because they'll not get another penny from me.

"How am I doing, CT?" "You'll do for me, me bonny bairn."

"How many times? You buya the player with the famous San Siro guarantee, everything about the deal is 100% guaranteed, zero questions asked, till you leava the San Siro with the player."

There was a German at my place called Norbert. I wonder.......?

FYP.

Pearson would have something in his gob other than a snickers if gemmill had some quality time alone with him.