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I pray to God that's some sort of leaked prototype for gauging opinion, it's one of the worst NUFC home shirts I've ever seen if we end up with it. We'd have to renegotiate our terms with Adidas to accept that unless it's a new strategy by Silverstone to generate extra income?

"Please sir, can we start winning now?"

"Gemmill v The Broken Doll, xDs (divorces) Vs xBOs (Banning orders) Moveable object Vs Stoppable Force And IT'S LIVE!!!"

"Fucking geddoff'iz you fucking bizzie cunt, whaddiva done?" "Sir, I'm arresting you for a serious breach of not taking xG, xP and any other exes that gemmill mentions seriously. You do not have to say anything. But, it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence when ewerk dredges it up from his extensive toontastic database."

Forest have put an official appeal in to the premier league as Andy Hinchcliffe wasn't sure about a free kick on Anthony Gordon about two phases before our equaliser.

Turf war on TT, CT's toes being trodden on in his own manor! Is nothing sacred these days?

The regular fall offs we have, regardless of the results are a concern. 4-1 up and forest having to take the game to us which really isn't their strength but we gave them plenty of encouragement. Fresh blood is desperately needed if we want to carry on these European challenges and challenges for cups, there's players who are definitely coming to the end of their time here as well as they've done for us, really don't want to limp in the end of the season when we are where we are in league and cups. Wilson was horrific when he came on and I'm talking about strengths of his like his strength in physical tussles, Schar is showing signs of decline and tbh the arsenal game wasn't the norm for Tripps these days. Big summer ahead and I'm quietly confident we'll do well out of it but it's a bit frustrating that this season is up for grabs but we're creaking a bit.

"I worry for noocarsuwhl, I do, I worry for 'em."

Going to be a gentle run out this for Liverpool, two teams behind them lost and Man City playing walking football so giving them a chance for a breather before Wednesday.

I've heard his house is the first house the shoplifters knock on.

Hopefully a battling, bruising Liverpool win.

I was shouting for Eddie to put Wilson on earlier especially playing on Wednesday then he comes on and was diabolical. Some worrying signs and Liverpool will tear us to shreds I'm afraid.

.... When I hear hinchcliffe talk shite I chip Matt Sels I chip Matt Sels, I chip Matt Sels I honestly do 🎵

"Ref!! REF!!!!"

Cancel the three points, sky not sure if it was a free kick leading eventually to our equaliser. Sad face emoji.

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Hinchcliffe is FUCKING GUTTED. trying to suggest the second could be a handball?

This fucking ref already.

Another yellow escaped again. Standard at SJP from refs.

Woeful goal conceded yet again.

Very brief sky chat about our game where average striker Sturridge winders if Isak will still be here next season. Cool.

But worried about this one anyway but seeing the midfield doesn't help, Miley coming into the team with Willock alongside him, also worried about our FBs Vs their players, not a criticism of ours but they can get done against tricky players and counters at pace.

It's not Goodison, not sure where it is from that picture?

"Welcome to the Etihad for Manchester City versus Liverpool and we'd just like to apologise to any viewers who may have heard or seen another game earlier on. Again, we can only apologise for interrupting your Liverpool football club build up but under contractual obligations we have to show it. Anyway, now for the main event...."