Howmanheyman

Spot the odd one out.....

Dalglish's daughter on sky just there, 'newcastle winning somewhat controversially' Fuck off, man.

They played 10 instead of eight so tried.

Without doubt, the two biggest cunts in the PL manager pool, Playmobil heed and the banana splits cunt.

8 minutes?

They've made a laughing stock of themselves, fucking love it. Made it even sweeter.

Klopp's false grin. Liverpool appealing for what?

My mates went to this but I passed.

I can't stand the likes of paddy power but this once.....

If I don't post for a bit I'm just in the back garden building an Ark to save us all from the flood of tears that's been happening these last few hours.

I hate to put a damp squib on our last two victories against Man U away and Arsenal at home but...... Sad

Fuck me sideways, the Spanish square bonce has posted this on his Instagram account, the fucking sore losing, classless cunt.....

We went to Bournemouth with the old magpie travel and apart from heavy traffic from some fire in the new forest our driver also managed to go the wrong way and have to turn around adding yet more time on to the journey. We only got there with ten minutes left to play. An absolutely SHIT trip and we also got beat.

Newcastle doesn't need a county put after it, you just add 'Upon Tyne' to let people know which Newcastle it is. (If they don't know what or where the Tyne is then their ignorance is on them).

Alex finally getting the hang of this CT lark.

I was interested in maybe having a punt on wolf jerky but after some due diligence and discussion with my accountant and investors, (wor lass), I decided not to proceed. I wish wolf jerky and it's loyal punters all the best of luck and hope they don't end up with an investor like Storey again.

Get the fuck in!!! 🎵 'we can see you sneaking out' 🎶

When my place shuts I'm breaking in when we play midweek.

Just heard miggy's goal on my break AT WORK.

With the injuries, suspensions and schedule I don't really fancy us tbh. However, I will say it's no extra time and I'm at work so.....

He's basically a carrot short of a casserole.

Dean's perspective on this chat at the Newcastle store..... "Hi Dean, I'd like to buy a guitar from your shop but I must warn you, I drive a hard bargain."

That's a bairns kit so he's basically calling all the bairns arseholes.