Howmanheyman

Get Coventry, beat them, turn our form around at the right time and this night is forgotten about or laughed at. As things are going at the minute the first decent side we come up against will beat us with room to spare.

I'm not necessarily having a go at blastronaut just questioning his criticism of us 'defending Chelsea' (AS IF) just because we aren't on team Liverpool or blowing smoke up their rectums.

I'm sure he's only mentioned smaller clubs up there so I assumed if he liked anyone it would be a Motherwell or someone similar. No wonder he's never posted in the football thread! I wonder how many times he's seen something where we're pulling our hair out at something Liverpool have done or something that's happened to them that's been very favourable to them and been seething at our reactions but kept schtum?

If you'd used the appliance of science you might've done better?

I'd no idea blastronaut supported anyone tbh as he's never in the football threads but if we knew he did what would be his xGH number I wonder? If you're not sure just knock up one of your excel things.

Fanks again, Mike.

Seriously, who the fuck on here has defended Chelsea? Sammy's post is excellent, this one won't be nowhere near as succinct but I have to tell you, the amount of bullshit coverage us fans of historical old clubs who aren't Liverpool or Man United have to suck up just to please fans of those clubs or advertiser's wanting to please fans of those clubs, many of whom have fuck all connection to the cities of those 'I'm alright jack, fuck you the ladder's getting pulled up, enjoy permanently mediocre sides' clubs of protectionism. The sense of entitlement from those clubs and from some of their supporters, particularly, in my experience, the ones from other towns and cities who treat victories and cups not as a reason to celebrate with their friends, workmates and neighbours, (they can't, the majority of those friends, workmates and neighbours will support their local team so will be indifferent at best), but as an excuse to gloat and generally wind up the workmates and citizens of their home towns, (that's when they're not online on social media trying to let a bit of their handpicked trophy winning club's glory glow down on themselves with staggeringly little success., that's right, nobody thinks, 'ah, he supports Liverpool, their a good side so he must be really cool supporting them from another town', but rather, 'what a pathetic cunt this kid is.' Now that last bit isn't aimed at you before you get all edgy as you very rarely post in the football forum). For the avoidance of doubt, I detest Chelsea. I can't abide Klopp whilst being happy to admit he's an elite manager who knows he's flogged the horse at Liverpool and doesn't think he can do it anymore. Liverpool and one or two others are actively trying to fuck everyone else over. Do I like it when they lose? Of course I do. See also Man Utd. (Arsenal are just southern knobs with a bizarre fan base, foreign and local). But Chelsea, man? Just because this forum wasn't rooting for Liverpool doesn't mean they were actively supporting Chelsea, the truth is I'd want them both to lose. As Sammy says, it's just the way of us clubs feel who are now permanently locked out of the modern, corporate world of 21st century English football, sponsored by satellite channels. Fuck them. (And I haven't even mentioned the decisions from officials!!!l)

"Wa formed Athletic Bilbo!" Athletic Bilbao: "The mysterious cabal of Tyneside businessmen said they'd add 'Sunderland' to 'Newcastle international airport if wa helped paya for it." One of the cabal: "Ahv heard KLD has made inquiries about Potter and that bloke from France." Potter: "In tha English civil war wa fought against the mags and that's why wa get fuck ahl compared to them." Legitimate historian: "The Mags would never have bent ova backwards and gave in because they were skint like us and neyded the money." NUFC board member:

Fair play to Liverpool to be honest, great photos and headlines from the BBC about the final yesterday, it really was ..... Won with a.... But they were.....

'Had to conka half the globe, marra. How else was wa gan to fom ahl thesyse forrin futbal clubs?'

@Kid Dynamite These DryRobe wearing cunts.... ✅

Errr, something, something..... Err..... Here's some dumplings boiling over.....

The cock sucking that club and the manc reds get is off the fucking scale, like.

🎶 Come sit down eeya, marra I'll tell you 'bout the Mags at work They dinna want Howe any longer They want that José bloke. Many tales I have to tell you Many fantasies relived Sometimes they are tragic Sometimes the green eye shows But always.... A happy.....six in a.... roooow. 🎵

"The fuck I've done?" /Blackburn-Fish

What the fuck is this 'foreva and Eva's shit these do these days?

You're fucking kidding me? Going to be another one of these brilliant pundit/commentator masterclasses again I see?

Fucking tremendous officiating.

Didn't see that outcome happening?

'They're all the same these MPs!'

We could do with Everton winning logically speaking but aye, wtf are Brighton doing?

"Hello, you're through to the office of Belgium physicians, how can I help?" "Belgium did ya say? Sorry marra, no offence but it's the Swiss lot am after eeya."

Some Chelsea cunt is taking these to the final on Sunday.

Chelsea though....

I'd love them to both lose. I'll not be watching it.