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Alas I don't work on Saturdays, (I don't work full stop as of yesterday). However I'll be on the piss with my now former colleagues that day so hopefully that'll be enough? I'll be watching it later on but don't expect me to remember many details about it the next day. 🍺🍺🍺

Can you get me this CT?

Happy birthday, CT, the biggest mug of them all!

I'm not sure who needs the most support? Sunderland when their fans are on back shift or Dolly for her renowned 'greatest hits'?

I love how when they get beat there'll be at least one who starts a thread with a one word title which will be the surname of a manager they have no realistic chance of getting. In this instance 'MackemMagic' does the honours with his 'Potter' thread.

The ones on backshift or Nightshift couldn't have been as lucky as me when I was at work otherwise they'd still be in the PL and not playing lower league football.

That cunt? Fucking jammy bastard's never aged a day since 1982, he's like a real life Peter Pan, I don't know how he does it?

A bloke at the bar said similar. Unbelievable in my eyes tbh, him, miggy and Bruno in the first half were different class. The eight minutes added for European standards were a joke , the pen was different levels joke. Absolute fucking disgrace. The game's not a level playing field but we all knew that.

Another look north rant.

Ah didums. Keith hasn't tweeted about their championship club as much as he has for their champions league neighbours and they're weely sad about that. Sad face emoji.

1. Mostly. 2. What? 3. I'd rather a medium paced environment tbh. 4. Aye, I'm one myself. 5. Yes. 6. It depends what woman the voice comes from?

Years ago a neighbour had a mongrel with a little body but legs out of proportion to it, we called it the American pit ostrich.

"....and so you absolutely picked the wrong club to mess with." "Who would the right club to mess with be?" "I don't know their names, it doesn't matter, anyway they picked the wrong clu..." "It doesn't matter? Of course it matters!" "It was Charlton athletic and Bournemouth. Anyway they definitely picked the wro..." "Ooooh! You said didn't know their names! He's making it up as he goes along." "I'm not, it was Charlton, Bournemouth and West Bromwich Albion but you won't believe the noise and dogs of war we're going to release!" "Oh these Scouse fuckas are hopeless, they couldn't chase a parked car. Let's go to the stoning instead."

"There's a train ticket for London waiting for Special Agent Willie Bay. Make sure he makes it in time to rendezvous with another thick, paranoid mackem bastard. Tell him to just say hello and be friendly. The mackem will make the rest up after the event."

Lethal combination of Man United riding their luck as per usual and Everton's ability to miss chances which they've done all season. Superb strike for the goal and I didn't realise until now that this was only the second overhead goal in football history since the first one which was also scored by a Man U player. Fair play.

Definitely an air of disappointment from sky sports that Spurs lost.

Three points for Sinbad's* lads today, la. *Did he support them? No idea but for the benefit of this post I'm saying he did.

This joke was brought to you in association with the Hancock museum. But in a similar vein, the best leaders who've been in jail for years and were eventually released and helped end apartheid have car shop titles in their name. Nissan Main Dealer.

Cracking post, toonotl.

"I told him not to antagonise the fans. What did I tell you Mehrdad?" "She told me not to antagonise the fans."

I imagine @Blastronautlooks like Bomba from Tutti Frutti although I'll probably be miles off?

Cheeky cunt. Didn't see him at Port Vale etc.

Is that right? I'd lend them my voice but I'm not a YouTuber so they won't want to know.