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This never happened according to rtg and if it did they chinned the mags.

Magnificent.

@Meenzer DO YOU WEAR TIGHT LEATHER HOT PANTS? /NICK-KIELCE-POLAND

I'd write off catching Liverpool at the minute. Villa, Brighton and Spurs will be the ones we have to better, Liverpool aren't as good but they can't be worse than last year and aren't. Still a protected species as well don't forget?

I don't think they'll go OTT with this game tbh.....

I feel just a bit more comfortable taking them on without Carver, Pardew, or McClaren in the dugout tbh. Mowbray is about to be either deified or set alight in a wicker man by irate locals.... Wicker man it is then.

He was a fucking disgrace that day.

"Keith and exile want beheadings out there? Let's fucking give it to them."

Think so, the ref was so bad he eventually booked Cattermole I think it was by pointing at about five different locations around the pitch where he'd committed 100% yellow card tackles as if that was ok?

I'm sure they'll batter any fan going down there and let off with a scornful look any mag that looks down at their feet with embarrassment, shame and fear.

Could do without this actually, he can't put a reserve team out and the last game down there they kicked us all over the pitch with one of the worst ref performances I've seen in a derby basically letting them get away with it. I fear for us injuries wise, one of theirs gets cattled so what? If it's one of ours? Any of their players puts one ours out for the saysun and they'll be able to dine out on for the rest of their lives.

Their best chance of getting anything was the lack of rotation for our players and tiredness kicking in. Our games so far compared to theirs is a joke, a far harder set of fixtures and if they carry on as they are they're going to slide a bit when the harder games come around, and even then, they've been spawney as fuck in some them. If we want top four there's bigger threats than these by a mile.

I'll be getting pissed later on in toon in a tribute to Mick Quinn.

I'm meeting ex-workmates in a wetherspoons bar later on in a tribute to our Italian John McCririck, Sandro.

Nein, Herr Gemmill.

To be fair, in one of the interviews I felt I did really well in I did an impression of my ex-German gaffer so maybe that didn't help? Also the lad was probably feeling like a gooseberry as his female colleague was flirting outrageously with me. When she asked what my greatest strength was I asked the lad to leave the room so I could show her. (Some of the above is true and some of us false).

There's bigger problems in the world but I have had four interviews for jobs paying at least my wage or a bit above in the last 8 days, just had an email from one of them now and it's matching my ticket buying attempts at the beginning of the season, 0/3. I wouldn't mind but I felt I did really well in two of them so am very much thinking wtf tbh? One left and if I don't get that I'm going to genuinely feel like bubbling.

I was haunted by Kathy Lloyd as a teenager, but it wasn't the hairs on the back of my neck that stood up.

Aye but they're Burnley, not the behemoth on the Wear. They stroll up and down leyague one and the Championship like titans who are just going through a mini break, in between Premier seasons and the normal stinking the PL out act will resume in the blink of an eye.* *Stevie Wonder's eye.

Tbf, we do also win when I'm off so I'd amend Sammy's half an ❌ to a quarter ❌.

'She's getting shagged off the black eyed peas, la.' Tough Guy Mick -Mersey Ferry Steward/Entertainer

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