Howmanheyman

The lad in the middle is blatantly offering @trophyshyon. He might as well be saying 'do you want your goes?' to @trophyshyBlatant.

Aye that's him. Think he served his apprenticeship following Roger Tames around as his lackey in his tentative journalistic err 'journey' so he's got a lot to follow. Meat and drink for the lesser spotted Caledonian beaver. Over to you Jim White.

Because of course. A real shame for him as he's a good striker and cool as a cucumber in front of goal but there's a reason he signed for Ashley's NUFC and it's because he can't put in a near full season's service.

I preferred him doing our games for sky in the 90s to Tyler but that's not saying much. He's past it for commentary now just like Tyler.

He's another whopper. Honestly, I'm almost gutted for the Knight that these get to go on national TV and are no better than him really? (Maybe less disheveled). (And a little less stinking of last night's beer). (A bit less aggressive as well).

There used to be a Scottish kid on SSN, blonde hair and beaver like teeth and he used to just talk to the main presenter slowly and loudly repeating more or less what the presenter had already said and what everyone else already knew about any particular breaking story as if he was adding fresh information. This Solkehol lad is cut from the same cloth. I don't know how they get away with it?

He's useless.

He's a con-man blagger. He's been on for a few years as I've seen him in the past. I'd be sweating every time I got up for 'work' waiting for the tap on the shoulder if I was him. Some brass neck. Aye, I noticed that. I wonder if they'll just sit on it in reality, kick it down the road in the hope of making a few quid from NUFC in the future like Ashley did and the group who bought the 'metro' land at the gallowgate did? (Probably sell it at a loss to a friendly businessman who they went to school with just before he makes a killing selling it to NUFC)

This daft cunt on sky, by the way....

"They were 'looking for someone to take us to the next level' they said. 'it's not you, it's us' they said. Well, careful what you wish for as I sagely said at the time. Discarding twenty years of loyal and dedicated service filling in for the admin jobs we'd got rid of all for a glorified monorail salesman who'd leave at the first opportunity of a better paying job unlike me who'd never contemplate the idea of being offered a better paying job. Mike would never have let this happen, profit be upon him."

🎵....and it's Sunnndaaaalun! Sunnalun AFC! We're by faaarr The most likely club To inspire an yank actor to buy a football club other than ours. 🎶

"It's ok, it's just part of the process."

Watching the second half of Lazio v Bayern Munich and I'm watching the ref first give a penalty then pull a red card out and Ian Darke of TNT still hadn't realised.

A game of twa halves, nae twa doots.

If he wants to go and we can demand some decent wedge then there's not much to say really other than off you fuck and I sincerely hope he has fond memories of the shit, shower and shave he had at NUFC. (Also hope they fuck everything up and he's not all that, naturally).

"I wouldn't know anything about that, sir."

Imagine all the humongous mega deals coming in for their future ballon d'Or winners? It's truly a terrifying prospect for us Mags. The very thought is truly mind-blowing I'll admit. Not only will Sunderland lose these galacticos from their squad but they'll invest in a completely wise and sensible way with a completely understanding and patient fan base not having any wobblers.

Someone's arse needs kicked at the SoL. If Kate Bush can resonate with a new generation of fans then surely the STID theme tune, 'where they used to build the boats' by errr.... someone....errr.....that should've been aggressively marketed and it shewalee should've been number one across the world?

I'll put something smooth on for Mrs HMHM and pour her a nice cuppa from the new valentine's teapot I bought her....

I didn't know he was?

There once was a man from Longleat Whose father was in Bronski Beat He did the hard yards Listened to Communards And would often 'Hit that perfect beat'.

Roses are red Violets are heaven Have you had any luck yet, Looking for number twenty seven? (Not five).