Howmanheyman

I can't get away with Coleman at all, never have and it pre-dates anything to do with Sunderland.

I've never heard him speak about Sunderland but I'm just going to assume he loves them because to know them is to love them, obviously.

Winter often has nice things to say about NUFC but ultimately he knows where his bread is buttered like the vast majority of them.

I recommend you don't wear a Celtic shirt on the Shankill Road.

Also, just to fool the guards, they could approach the gates along the fence with the exit to freedom on the left, indicate right when they get there but actually turn left on the sly.

They could've sent them bicycles so they could play chicken with the German guards by cycling towards the gates then turning around last minute but actually riding through when the guards got bored and started doing something else.

The Arctic Convoy. A Norwegian film about a particular merchant navy convoy to Murmansk during the war which was ordered to scatter and got into a load of trouble. Love maritime stuff and this is a more than decent action film. It's only got a 6.5 rating I noticed which I can only put down to it being subtitled and the people marking it down expecting to see something more American based with US actors?

I once had to go to a house in Sunderland about a job, the couple in their mid thirties were babysitting their grandkid, the lass asked the lad to bring through the bairns nappy from the bedroom. He goes to the bedroom then comes back with something in his hand. Their lass then shouted, "That's me fanny pads, Jahdon!!! Ya showing wa right up, ee-a in front of this Mag, like." (Some of the above may be exaggerated).

Mr Gif not happy it seems?

Most of them would be tearing the head off it if Fender was an MLF let's be honest. I'm not bothered in the slightest about him, good luck to the kid but it's not my cup of tea, the mackems give him waaaaay more thought than I do.

"Oi Ginge! Werewerr arrrrew yew? Let's be 'avving yew......." "..... Round for dinner, bring your guitar, I'll make the food. Werrerr all friends here."

I wonder if the Norwich fans are as up a height about the ginger singer who sponsors Ipswich Town?

It's great for space and probably extends the shelf life but you do have to use a little bit extra elbow grease to break it up so I can see how a retired office dweller might have extra difficulty with it. #Armslike2pipecleaners

"Ah embraced a vindaloo in the Koh-i-Noor with extra chillies after a few morettis in the market of Bigg following THAT win over the man who would be whinge, one Mikel Arteta once of Goodison park in the 1-0 win courtesy of one Alexander Isak who was the man who put the ball in the mackems net and then arsenal's net, as the knight isn't a puff and veg bhunas aren't for the trinity mirror regional sports writer of the year 2016, wor kid."

".....and the Pulitizer special award for outstanding video investigation story goes to....... ....... Lee Ryder from trinity mirror group regional section for his expose on how LOUD the Newcastle United fans were at Nottingham Forest......"

It's a very reasonable comparison, he really does remind me of jack Charlton, especially the clips of them both running etc. Same stamp. O'Nein has the same black hair as Der Kaiser and errr, well, errrr........

Dan Burn reminds me of Jack Charlton, they're both big, blonde defenders from Northumberland.

Liverpool are untouchable. Man United too. (When Man U are 'criticised' it's largely generic/faceless/not naming names criticism with the aim of them not being as shit anymore and getting them back up there. They don't really give a fuck about anyone else maybe other than Arsenal).

The cheek, the nerve, the audacity, the gall, the gumption and the truth.

Just bumping this in time for Christmas before @Monkeys Fist pinches it again.

"Oh, Summaz, you poor lamb."