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"See dat bridge that got hit by dat big ferry? Woman driver, dat, la."

The lass who hugged her on the takeover and who was on sky with carragher, she should surely be crowdfunding Mandy by now? She could always ask the lass who sorted Alan Barnes out for advice.

The Wind That Shakes the Barley. Was going to watch it a while ago, never got around to it, watched it last night though and a decent film indeed. It's set around the time of the partition in Ireland, Cillian Murphy takes the leading part with some good supporting actors.

She said she'd see them alright when she gets her new glasses.

Those questions man, shit stirring cunts.

(Six if they added Sunderland to the list which they were surely going to do until the shady Cabal of Mysterious Tyneside Businessmen probably vetoed it, probably).

I've been to a massive four. (Five if they had included Venice).

A neutral doesn't like NUFC, hunter the punter is already mentally preparing himself to swap each others cum. The neediness is off the map.

I watched road house with Patrick Swaypiece with missus after she mentioned the new one. Watched it at the time but couldn't remember it all. It was cheesily funny.

"Fuuuckking GERRRINNN!!! A meydeyohka player on loan to the lads's brother playing for his country has fouled a Mag playing for his international country. It just dinna and winna get any better than this, young Jardan, drink it in, marra, drink. It. In."

I know it was an international break but I genuinely didn't know who England were playing and exactly when. Turns out England's prominent Sunderland contingent were taking on Brazil's Mag scum?

"Wham CDs, greatest heets, two CD in case. Very good price, drinks are free."

I'm more Chaucer with a soupçon of Irvine Welsh and Bamber Gascoigne.

Duran Duran were more 'notorious' tbh.

Knowing his alleged record I'm sure Richards will be happy with that.

Amount of times he says 'obviously': 0-10 - 4/1 10-20 - 2/1 20-30 - 1/2

We should've slaughtered Rafa and praised Bruce to the hilt just to mentally mind fuck the contrary media.....

If he'd done a decent job he'd have no reason to 'defend' anything. He's a strange bloke.

Bruce, man. At his age and at his payoff total you'd think he'd just be happy sipping Pina coladas in casa [insert latest club to have payed him off here] but he's just not happy unless he's either got the violins out for himself or sticking up for his benefactor who sorted a new expensive pay off deal for him knowing he was likely selling the club and foisting the Bruce windfall onto somebody else. Just fuck off and shut the fuck up, man. Honestly.

Can't say I've noticed, I was close to getting a job with Northumbria water so could've solved this for you but their loss.

Oliver Holt because Oliver Holt always has the hot take on everything.