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I was thinking of doing the Chelsea thread as it's not straightforward and my balls would rival buster from Viz but I'll gladly step aside and wish gemmill all the best and promise I won't slate him much if we don't progress.

I hope it's on motd.

The red definitely was a help no two ways, we still look jaded even when were on top. A few sloppy passes. Not being negative towards the players they've given a lot and haven't had any kind of reasonable rotation for a lot of them. Miggy is a hard one, he puts the graft in but long term I'll not be disappointed to see him used for LC cup games or as a sub. I hope Chelsea won't come too soon for some of them.

Just put bein on in time for hairy hands to say Eddie's under pressure. Don't think it'll be staying on.

🎶Auf der Mauer, auf der Lauer sitzt 'ne Mackem slogan🎵 The real German nursery rhyme. (Invented by a wandering mackem shipyard worker in the very early 20th century when he was having a break from founding all the bundesliga football clubs). And here it is......

Might as well be.

What a cunt this KLD is wanting Pro Sunderland instead of anti Mag. Does he not what safc is all about?!

You know when you're not supposed to laugh? That's me now but then I see this. You cunt!

I assumed Dynamo was one of the teams, Dynamo Kiev for example, that they'd both met in their playing careers till I read the rest of your post. (yes, I have no idea who 'dynamo' is).

Was just about to post the same. Proper, full on meltdown.

Alas, poor football, I knew it so well.

I'm making up the time TBF. I bet it'll still be a ridiculous time. Also the bus tickets will be posted out, you'll get your match ticket when you get on the bus. Fuck. That.

'Next question, Luke.' Luke Edwards: 'How disappointing was Wednesday and how are you going to gee up the players?' Eddie answers. 'Next question, Keith.' Keith Downie: 'What is the situation with the injuries, Eddie?' Eddie answers. 'Next question, Craig.' 'Eddie, can you confirm if Lewis Hall has met performance criteria to make a £28m move from Chelsea permanent?' Eddie answers neither confirming nor denying. 'So you won't confirm it, then? Sweet.'

And here's that joke in it's original form....

Six thousand seats apparently for the game but only granted by NP on condition it's a 'bubble' game? How the fuck do you get six thousand fans to only go by club travel? buses leave Newcastle at eight o'clock in the morning and travel very slowly in a large convoy getting there at 12.15 or something?

No Christmas alcohol for me as the daughters have volunteered to do a couple of hours work in the evening so I'll be dropping them up and picking them up unless the youngest gets a car first?* *I've booked an appointment at a car dealership tomorrow. No pressure, princess.

As it's Christmas.... I like to think this lad's poor old dad was a Bob Cratchit figure who worked for ewerk but had a good Christmas that year.

".....And so I'd like to introduce our new manager, his is a name you've probably never heard of but he's absolutely everything we at Sunderland desire in a manager, his attributes are many and varied including being available, being cheap, desperate and with no contract to buy out. He's also not that old so hopefully he's hungry and desperate enough to put up with whatever limits we give him and won't cost a fortune when you hound him out and we've got to sack him. Ladies and gentlemen...... I give you Ian Beale!!!.......(what?).....err..... Michael Beale!!!!"

Going against the grain but quite like turkey at Christmas, it's everything else that goes with it that makes it although saying that, I don't mind the left over turkey with some homemade chips for simplicity once the indulgence part of Christmas is done.

Btw, no avocado, no guacamole so dinosaur eggs get to stay.

As amusing as this is I pine for the day the ESL 6 cunts get as much heat for anything they do and are retrospectively looked at for rules that hamper us but is/was a free pass for them.

Tinned tuna, pilchards, sardines can massively fuck off as can those eating them in my vicinity.