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Just keep it at wembley, cheers.

It's going off at HT.

How can these freaks look at themselves in the mirror on a morning the desperate, desperate attention seeking gimps?

@thebrokendoll in full effect on the Gallowgate.

The amount of raging hard ons down wearside way in fevered anticipation of getting wound up by something someone might've said tonight was always going to happen. Presenter: "And welcome to our England game here on channel 4 at St. James' Par....." MLF: "Ah fucking knew it!! Right up theya mag arses alreddy!!!!"

Out of interest, I wonder what the make up of the crowd will be at SJP tonight regarding fan take up/where they're from? It'll obviously be billed as a 'Newcastle' England game but I wonder who got the tickets and how easy it was? I wouldn't be amazed if I found out at least half the crowd are from outside the NE.

Can gemmill or fish do a graph of the sex trending downwards when the novelty wears off and the bills go up. Add in a baby or two.....?

"So you phoned up sky fucking news live on air and then hung up when they answered? Was your fucking brain cell on holiday today?"

"It's really tricky to say just what these polls are telling us at this moment in time and that's all they are, a snapshot in the day they were taken."

He's at a meeting with the 1922 committee who are going to brief him about having to work with Farage.

Maybe he thinks if Johnson could get away with it?

If he finally got in as an MP I sincerely hope he'd be treated and get the same question opportunities as any other bog standard MP. It would kill him standing up to ask a question and being constantly overlooked as well as having to attend parliament on a regular basis. Has he thought this through?

"Depay? Not for me, Clive."

This has to against some kind of electoral rules?

It was almost like a whirlwind how fast they rushed our takeover through, marra.

Unless she's a practicing her Italian accent?

I once had a dirt cheap subscription for the athletic for basically nothing for the first few months. I cancelled way before I needed to. It was pretty poor I thought, and some of the stuff I've seen in the last couple of years it looks like it's only gotten worse.

Looks like she's floundering on her sentences.

I'm starting my new job on Wednesday and I'm feeling strangely down about it. I'm not even sure it's nerves that much? I'm fixating a bit on the permanent Sundays but I don't know. Maybe I've become too used to being off and the missus condition is just getting worse mobility wise. Am I just being lazy?

I know. Wasn't sure if he was talking a stain or former NUFC and Everton (?) player Sylvain Distin instead?

No you're wrong, the polls haven't had time to catch up yet.....