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'Lewis, another great performance and at only 17 as well! It must be a great feeling for you playing for your boyhood club?" "Yeah, everything is going fantastically well, even the other week I got out the showers after training and noticed I had a couple of black hairs sticking out near my willy! I phoned wor kid for advice and he said it was just natural and part of growing up which was a really proud moment for all of us, although I did tell him not to say anything to mam and dad as I'd feel a bit embarrassed, like."

"What the fuck are trying to say here, like, Rarfie? If my name's on it y'kin take it to Barclays, Lloyds, TSB and any other fucking bank. Tread carefully, son, tread very fucking carefully ahm telling you here, mind."

ITK.

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Well this has turned to shit. What a Sir Prise.

Normal country behaving normally.

He said vaffanculo in an Italian accent, switched to Aussie for the flamin galah then back to an Italian accent when he said 'eh?'

"Vaffanculo! Flamin' Galah, eh!"

Funny but sadly true.

I was being sarcastic. It's not as if they weren't successful in the past is it? Winning WCs , being runners up and innovative, (not always in a good way) throughout history. As Alex says, hard to speak about the likes of Riva as I've never saw them. Bill McCracken virtually changed the defensive game in this country, we had our most successful period when he was here yet how many NUFC fans would put him in a greatest eleven? I never get vexed by shite like this tbh, I can be indecisive as it is without putting myself through a pointless waste of time.

I hate these things when it's NUFC never mind anyone else. Not saying he should be on there at all but I loved Schillaci, Ravanelli was more than decent, vieri is a good shout. Di Livio was quality as was Conte. Nesta should be a shout, Materazzi can fuck off if only for his antics v us. Gentile could see this and deal with the errant youngster appropriately.

Can't wait for Nicholas Witchell's take on this or the headlines in the daily mail etc. I'm sure it'll be completely appropriate and not cringeworthy at all?

I think Italy must've been seriously shit until the 90s barring Paulo Rossi and this kid from his social media account has nailed it.

He was reincarnated as either Gabby Agbonlahor or the Don and Methven.

They got beat.

He must have been the last of them I'd presume? (Can't remember any youngish characters in it?)

Nice to see a Liverpool fan multitasking and crying about losing to arsenal as well as crying about Klopp.... Fair play.

Ah, so the people's front of Judea are getting stuck into the Judean people's front again?

@ewerk has entered the chat.

I've been very slack with the Italian football this season, hardly watched any. Anyway, it's a top of the table clash in Milan now, inter v juve. /Ciaomanheyman

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