Howmanheyman

It was a freelance MLF photographer taking Beatrice's photo to sell on when..... MLF: "Beyatriss, Beyatriss! Just a quick futo of ya, if ya dint mind, aye, just like that...... Fuck that! Get out of the waya, Beyatriss! It's big Sam! Big Sam the Mag relagayata! Can ah have a qwickey pic, Sam? Aye?..... Gerrin! Ah bet ya loved relagayating the mags anaarl, Sam?"

The missus asked for pineapple on her pizza in a little place around the corner from where we staying in Rome a few years ago. Me;

TNT just putting Liverpool as their number one match tonight, Liverpool who were 5-1 up from the first leg and are at home for the second and are currently 4-0 up after 35 mins and 9-1 on aggregate. (Villa and Brighton are playing Ajax and Roma).

"It'll be them Some, us nurn or wurn, aah nair, see."

I'd expect a pair of trainers for £70, fucking hell! The game is so gone now.

Man doesn't understand 'caricature'. And is a snowflake.

What a tremendous game this has been, atmosphere is immense as well. Late atleti goal to bring extra time and they should've got a winner, even better when you can't hear twit and twat prattling all they way through it.

Put TNT on for Madrid v inter with Fletch, mcmanaman, Rio Ferdinand and Joe cole. Flicked through the stations got the same feed for the game from setanta but just the crowd noise, no TNT duck eggs.....

I'll bow to your in-depth knowledge but I've always got the impression if they had to pick one out of us and the mackems it would generally be us although granted they haven't played us for a while.

I think they had a magedia complex as well with Tyne Tees.

The mackems don't really care about Boro, Boro don't really care about the mackems. Deep down NUFC is the one thing that grinds their corn.

Congratulations to you and the missus, Fish.

What they didn't want you to see....

A fully recharged midfield with joelinton, Willock, Bruno, Tonali with players able to rotate and get a breather should do ok. Howe might have to think about changing our style as football doesn't stand still.

Botman's a worry as he's quality but has been gash since the fuck up with his injury and being allowed to play through it. He just hasn't looked the same which we have to hope is temporary as we're going to need a good spine if we can push on next season? I've absolutely written this year off I'm afraid, too much evidence in front of our eyes. No blob strop, things just haven't went out way and some players have played too much. The midfield will be our make or break next season and hopefully Pope doesn't come back crocked. A striker is a must.

I swear to god when we played Liverpool at anfield Drury got more excited for a handful of Liverpool chances than he did for our actual goals.

Wow.

Chronicle: Abysmal

Shite.

A bit better goal than theirs was.

Almost seems like we're playing into their hands a bit.

Piss poor goal to concede, first time they went forward. Hate playing these cunts down there.

Lest we forget this heartfelt, genuine message from byker to Mike Ashley....