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I'm guessing he's still wailing and gnashing his teeth over the Black Cat's Bar? QPR 🤝 MLF's Friendship confirmed as well as storage in their wank bank.

Also, the youngest has been in Liverpool with her friends, said she'd just been sick so I asked her if she was ok then she sent this picture.... Even teenage girls can't stand Everton.

Just got the fag end of Juventus v Genoa and Genoa bring on a kid called Bohinen. Commentator says fuck all about him and I'm thinking, I wonder if that's Lars Bohinen's son? Look it up and it is, looks like him as well. Yesterday put Luton and forest on for five minutes and during it the camera panned to the stand where ex-forest player Brian Laws who was obviously working for the radio. Lingered on him for a minute and it was radio silence by the commentator who started talking again when the play resumed as he patently didn't have a clue who Laws was? Anyway, all I'm saying is these young commentators who probably love the smell of their own farts really need to brush up on their general football knowledge to save me looking up 90's footballer's sons on the internet. #mustdobetter

Len Shackleton left a blank page in his autobiography titled, 'The Average Director's Knowledge of Football'. That blank page now would be titled, 'The fucks directors give about lifelong supporters being phased out for cash'.

Aye, would be nice to have the lols in my direction at this.

Get into the cunts.

You make one comment about Ian Bogie then all the puns come out, it's a sinus of the times I suppose?

Turned it off, their commentator gets far too excited when they have possession in the QPR half as if it's a good chance. It's bizarre.

Just put their game on for five minutes. There's a fair few having a piss at the minute. Official attendance, 43,665

Cool. (I was talking about Phil Foden).

Well @Renton, you at least got one of the gang to go. "Hurry up current Mrs Gemmill!!!! We're going to miss Venus, man!"

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that'll be the best cup game today. Over to NUFC.

VAR needs to fuck off, like.

One of the massive lads would've buried it.

They've had some good chances. Home to a championship club in a QF, must be nice.

"One is snot amucused."

He was promising, decent player but didn't have any pace iirc? Plus was in a struggling side.

Aye. 👍

He's a young charva looking forward for Man City with a medieval haircut.

Tueart a walker lad as well, the shame. Talking of ex-Walker footballers I saw Gazza's replacement in Cassia's in the silver link yesterday afternoon. Any guesses who I'm on about?

That cup final replay is probably my first football memory although a bit blurry.

She almost always does it, I said try something else in Rome but she asked anyway, said something about the customer being right, the lass serving was Scandinavian and said the chef wouldn't do it but she'd ask anyway. Anyway she got her pineapples.* *In a little dish by the side of her pizza.

Aahh. Gwen Stefani.