Howmanheyman

Here's your sky sports football news year's eve afternoon viewing sorted...... They don't exactly hide it, do they?

for LM's post, to you for finding it.

Hakuna Matata, Andrew!

The Fish: "The fuck?"

Btw, why doesn't he get his facts right, surely it should read 'Mike Ashley sold his soul to the Saudis'? 'Newcastle' did fuck all. He's bitter as fuck and can't separate Saudi Arabia from an entity it part owns. Also helps it isn't a NW team, doesn't it?

Neville did Man United tonight as always. Carragher will of course do Liverpool on Monday. It's the way of sky.

10 mins injury time.

Lovely finish.

Useless cunt.

"You think I'm a fanny? Wait till you meet my alice band wearing son, he's wetter than a fish's wet bits."

".....Sounds like 'snoring hunt'....."

Put a few minutes of the Luton game on, the absolute glee the commentator mentioned that Chelsea were now only a point behind Newcastle was a bit strange.

No, a few of us were in a mates back garden bar. Wallsend high street isn't a place we frequent very often.

Definitely viewed through beer goggles last night.

She's aged ok.

Watched the first one, canny especially the early information about him playing....(no spoiler here).... And the wife not quite liking Worsley for some reason

Sunak - Southampton Grimes - NUFC Hopefully two daft cunts just on the grift that gets nowhere.

It'll just be some misunderstanding like when one of the bairns mishears something granpa said.

Gets him out the house, she won't mind.

"Get our usual source of misinformation to announce we've no money to spend or substantially less than we have." "Won't he become suspicious if we keep feeding him duff information?" "It's Luke Edwards, he loves pissing on fans chips almost as much as Craig Hope." "Lol."

Michael Oliver the ref. NUFC/Saudi/ Mysterious cabal of Tyneside businessmen's fault. West ham official twitter feed to be overrun by irate African arsenal fans who know as much about arsenal as I do about the best plumber to call in Lagos.

Certainly, Sir.....