Howmanheyman

It's a pity 'The town hall clock' wasn't consulted about the magic bullet theory regarding the JFK assassination in 1963. His expertise in angles would've been invaluable and his demonstrations would've convinced everyone.

No idea but it wouldn't be a surprise. The first fixtures of the season they took half an hour to mention the last minute penalty that wolves didn't get. Carragher took one for the team, ,(Neville) to say he wasn't sure and didn't think it was. It was largely brushed over. Other way around they certainly don't beat around the bush. It's not a story when it's the 'other' team in these games. It very much is the story if it's against the usual suspects. It's all they fucking talk about afterwards.

He's not lucky. He plays for one of the clubs where refs and VAR will look for ways not to give a decision against them or ways to help them as they're shit scared of the repercussions if they don't.

Glad I turned it off.

He looks like he's got a split second to make sure he gets out of the way/thinking he might be offside/doesn't handle the ball for the second but Neville thinks he's carefully aiming a chest shot into the bottom corner?

Drury and Neville wanking off about those two spawny as fuck goals. It's turned off now, embarrassing themselves now, sky.

Sky outskying themselves, full time whistle goes at Sheffield United v Brighton and they can't get away from there quick enough to talk about Man United v Luton. It's funny because we had a half four kick off this season and it was all goals, interviews etc from the preceding game almost right to our KO but then again, the preceding game was a sly six game.

Think I had three days for the first, a week for the second. Congratulations, fish.

If the injuries don't change for the remainder of the season, and it's not looking massively likely then we just have to suck this up. Big decisions in the summer but how much room for manoeuvre?

Pope, Joelinton and no strikers is killing us.

He'll get the winner.

Catalogue of errors starting with the chance we should've scored.

I've missed some of this as my feed has been shit. And what I've seen has been disgraceful so fuck knows what I've missed?

Again, sorry to Labour the point but if this was at Liverpool? They really do seem to save these daft cunt refs up for meaningless (for them) games like this. Tripps and Tindall on at the ref as he came off. Fucking joke the stuff he's letting go.

We're missing a striker. Obvious but true.

That's a yellow all day on Barnes. If it was Salah at anfield it is.

No idea it was under threat? Hopefully something is sorted because a big part of Newcastle's history and a tribute to the keelman looking after each other instead of being left to die.

The clock used to do it.

"It's alright, we'll just stay in the championship, make £80m a saysun selling our outstanding young talents and reybuild a bigger and better squad till we can go up to the premeya and qualify for Yewrup. FTM."

Need to do some false briefing to ashworth like British intelligence did to the Germans on the lead up to operation overlord. Put a pretend 'dead' body washed up on his garden with made up plans on who we're buying. Make the body Wilson for more plausibility.

Repairable? How you getting up? Are you still coming?

Doesn't say if the prison had a balcony?