Howmanheyman

He must be desperate for money.

I've seen somewhere that we let them keep our share of the gate receipts which further explains their 'helpfulness' in this fixture compared to normal.

Beat me to it, a device with a distinct lack of quality.

Oh oh! There's going to be some more incoming fewm from a southerly direction to Dawnee and co at the BBC HQ in Newcastle.....

It was Keith and exile arguing about what Mag protest to do.

Free hit did you say? Ok, marra, I'll start.....

Blyth MLFs are the worst. Sorry, thickest, not worst.

The gemmill family conversation; Mr Gemmill Snr: "Hello son, spoke to one of your mates today. You've never told us about him? Seemed a decent enough lad? A bit strange at times but seemed alright?" Mrs Gemmill Snr: "Well I thought he was very nice, I don't know why you don't pop around his more often, he said he'd asked you before but you were always busy, busy alright, too busy on those internet chat room web thingys! You should get out a bit more, you're looking a bit pasty. Saying that, your friend looked a bit pasty too." Mr Gemmill Snr: "He looked as much pastie as pasty if you ask me?" Mrs Gemmill Snr: "hahaha, Eee what you like Bob?"

The presenter was desperate for the answer as his ambling question to Keane and Waddle was along the lines of Sunderland being as big a club as Newcastle if they had the finances? I'm pretty sure Keane just gave the obvious answer and said they would be if they had similar finances? It was the presenter getting the answer his question was fishing for.

I recall a Sunderland fan who wasn't a mackem saying he couldn't stand the actual mackems and used to go home to leam lane (iirc) from Roker Park straight after the match and drink local. Said he was called a Geordie cunt once in a bar, pulled his sleeve up, showed them his safc crest tattoo, probably one of the reasons he started heading back to Gateshead. Mind, he was a die hard who went home and away, a few years later I worked with a pal of his who confirmed the story, he was also a die hard Sunderland fan who wasn't from Sunderland. Most of the fans of Sunderland I've known who went to games no matter what we're usually decent lads who knew their stuff, obviously we're now living in an internet social media age and young'uns haven't got a fucking clue a lot of the time and the more idiotic view gets displayed the most and RTG obviously exemplifies this point perfectly. Some of the biggest gobshite Sunderland fans I've talked to didn't go to the games most times, not quite glory hunter standard as they never defected, (although a couple had a fondness for Man United) but they were similar to glory hunters as they knew the square root of fuck all. I'm sure we've got some in our support as well TBF but we don't tend to make as big a thing about Sunderland fans from places other than Sunderland.

Tragic fantasy again, Alex.

"You lucky, lucky bastard!!! What I'd give to get texts from Man city and Liverpool fans saying one of our players looked good. They must think the sun shines right out of your arse!"

🎶 When a lass passes by and you think it's a guy that's just sun'lin. When her womanly charms are tattoos on her arms that's just sun'lin. Her she comes, there she goes Is it a bloke? No fucker knows? That's just Sun'lin. Scusa me, but you see, Butch women are mandatory In the Sun'lin......in.....the.....Sun'lin. 🎵

Ahahahahahahaha

For Bruno and Joelinton it must've been like playing against the bairns whenever they've went along to a school PR event.

Joe 90 doesn't look happy, mind.

They can still say it's a free hit tonight whilst their kicking their dogs, slapping their lasses or if they're in the blue monkey ..... 🎶 Dance away the heartache, Dance away the tears. 🎵

Waddle'dYP

Aaaaaaaahh. That's better. Now off you fuck.

Waddle, (strangely injured for both games we played against these), your boys took one hell of a beating.

ITV were gutted btw.