Howmanheyman

I showed the missus this.

"Whese this cunt, like?"

Honestly, man. I'd sometimes put it on coming home from work and Bennett's voice is funny as fuck, especially when commentating and he says something like, 'arrgh what's he doing, man?' In that voice of his. He's obviously Sunderland through and through now but he doesn't sugarcoat it unlike that cunt Gabbiadini. The only ones worse are the fans of both clubs who ring in a lot of whom are either borderline mental or have never watched or played football in their lives?

I love the bloke, he's sounds like a manc/mackem Parker from Thunderbirds.

It's that time again..... Are you sitting comfortably?...... (Clears throat)..... 🎵...and my stories must be told.🎶

At least Bennett knew the gulf, even hear Anderson sniggering when the mackem is saying we never caused them much bother. Gabbiadini is a clown who couldn't even call their club as he had vested interests.

When Isak plays in Gordon, Ballard raises him arm appealing for offside when it's blatantly obvious he's a mile on before realising he's now got to run over and shepherd him out for a goal kick, err, I mean get a booking and give us a penalty. (O'Nien had got up off the grass by this point so had a vertical view of this instead of a horizontal one).

First caller to BBC Newcastle after the game, Brian, a Sunderland fan. You'll be pleased to hear how average he thought we were. Thanks for your input, Brian. I'll chew on that this afternoon. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0h00kp1?partner=uk.co.bbc&origin=share-mobile

He must be desperate for money.

I've seen somewhere that we let them keep our share of the gate receipts which further explains their 'helpfulness' in this fixture compared to normal.

Beat me to it, a device with a distinct lack of quality.

Oh oh! There's going to be some more incoming fewm from a southerly direction to Dawnee and co at the BBC HQ in Newcastle.....

It was Keith and exile arguing about what Mag protest to do.

Free hit did you say? Ok, marra, I'll start.....

Blyth MLFs are the worst. Sorry, thickest, not worst.

The gemmill family conversation; Mr Gemmill Snr: "Hello son, spoke to one of your mates today. You've never told us about him? Seemed a decent enough lad? A bit strange at times but seemed alright?" Mrs Gemmill Snr: "Well I thought he was very nice, I don't know why you don't pop around his more often, he said he'd asked you before but you were always busy, busy alright, too busy on those internet chat room web thingys! You should get out a bit more, you're looking a bit pasty. Saying that, your friend looked a bit pasty too." Mr Gemmill Snr: "He looked as much pastie as pasty if you ask me?" Mrs Gemmill Snr: "hahaha, Eee what you like Bob?"

The presenter was desperate for the answer as his ambling question to Keane and Waddle was along the lines of Sunderland being as big a club as Newcastle if they had the finances? I'm pretty sure Keane just gave the obvious answer and said they would be if they had similar finances? It was the presenter getting the answer his question was fishing for.

I recall a Sunderland fan who wasn't a mackem saying he couldn't stand the actual mackems and used to go home to leam lane (iirc) from Roker Park straight after the match and drink local. Said he was called a Geordie cunt once in a bar, pulled his sleeve up, showed them his safc crest tattoo, probably one of the reasons he started heading back to Gateshead. Mind, he was a die hard who went home and away, a few years later I worked with a pal of his who confirmed the story, he was also a die hard Sunderland fan who wasn't from Sunderland. Most of the fans of Sunderland I've known who went to games no matter what we're usually decent lads who knew their stuff, obviously we're now living in an internet social media age and young'uns haven't got a fucking clue a lot of the time and the more idiotic view gets displayed the most and RTG obviously exemplifies this point perfectly. Some of the biggest gobshite Sunderland fans I've talked to didn't go to the games most times, not quite glory hunter standard as they never defected, (although a couple had a fondness for Man United) but they were similar to glory hunters as they knew the square root of fuck all. I'm sure we've got some in our support as well TBF but we don't tend to make as big a thing about Sunderland fans from places other than Sunderland.

Tragic fantasy again, Alex.

"You lucky, lucky bastard!!! What I'd give to get texts from Man city and Liverpool fans saying one of our players looked good. They must think the sun shines right out of your arse!"