Howmanheyman

Life imitating art....

Fucking tragic, tragic fat cunt Gabbiadini is....

It gets better, apparently she was a Man U fan in 2010!

He's the Simon Weston of White Hart Lane, the jammy cunt.

We gave them a much better game as a second division team than a certain second division team gave us the other day.....

Could've been better, could've been a lot worse. I'm just staggered we haven't got a Liverpool or Man City away. By the time Spurs were drawn at home I was convinced we were getting pulled out by Mabbutt. (He had diabetes as a professional footballer, not a lot of people know that, it never used to be brought up or owt).

The gimp presenter on ITV, 'Manchester United have a great record against Wigan.' Of fucking course they do, they were a very, very good side when they were playing Wigan, yes, Wigan Athletic mainly of the lower leagues who were usually a middling team in the bottom half of the PL. It's turned off, fuck that, was Roker TV on Saturday, will absolutely be MUTV tonight.

It just winds me up.

I'm not saying you're wrong at all, TP but to be selected onto a board? It's all a load of shite anyway I know but I'm well fucking out of all this now. Honestly, if I could press a button and not give a toss anymore about us I would.

It's New York, not Yorkshire that's de rigueur these days, Herr Isegrim.

Davey from Walker, ex-Pay on the turnstile fan, ex-tree travel and magpie travel fan, ex-ST 'holder' and from next year will be an ex-member. (I'm not on the board but if I was this would be my preferred description) 🎵 Don't want to be a part of it, New York, New York! 🎶

"The creatures outside looked from Arsenal TV fan to manager, and from manager to Arsenal TV fan, and from Arsenal TV fan to manager again; but already it was impossible to say which was which."

Pre motd coverage of our 1990 game against Man United. Guess who the fame hungry young kid in the fake tache is? (Started his career early).

One of the fans on the fans advisory board is from New York, first heard of us a couple of years ago after the takeover and has been to Arsenal, PSG, Chelsea and Leeds. Two of those away from home?! Here, just fuck off, man.

Never mind posts, just heard the huffy fat Yorkshire Italian mackem bastard gabbiadini double down on it after huffilly biting to Anderson telling him about the Sunderland fan who told him Clarke would have Trippier's life. Bit like a shark saying not all Sunderland fans thought that. FFS, take, sorry, tak your fucking medicine you sour faced cunt.

What about getting that kid who scored a hat trick against us on loan, Chris Woods or something?

I showed the missus this.

"Whese this cunt, like?"

Honestly, man. I'd sometimes put it on coming home from work and Bennett's voice is funny as fuck, especially when commentating and he says something like, 'arrgh what's he doing, man?' In that voice of his. He's obviously Sunderland through and through now but he doesn't sugarcoat it unlike that cunt Gabbiadini. The only ones worse are the fans of both clubs who ring in a lot of whom are either borderline mental or have never watched or played football in their lives?

I love the bloke, he's sounds like a manc/mackem Parker from Thunderbirds.

It's that time again..... Are you sitting comfortably?...... (Clears throat)..... 🎵...and my stories must be told.🎶

At least Bennett knew the gulf, even hear Anderson sniggering when the mackem is saying we never caused them much bother. Gabbiadini is a clown who couldn't even call their club as he had vested interests.

When Isak plays in Gordon, Ballard raises him arm appealing for offside when it's blatantly obvious he's a mile on before realising he's now got to run over and shepherd him out for a goal kick, err, I mean get a booking and give us a penalty. (O'Nien had got up off the grass by this point so had a vertical view of this instead of a horizontal one).

First caller to BBC Newcastle after the game, Brian, a Sunderland fan. You'll be pleased to hear how average he thought we were. Thanks for your input, Brian. I'll chew on that this afternoon. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0h00kp1?partner=uk.co.bbc&origin=share-mobile