Howmanheyman

TBF losing a cup final to your rivals might be a bit more upsetting than missing out an a conference spot. I literally can't imagine it happening as, well, if it's hard for us to get to a cup final what's Sunderland's chances and both getting there in the same season?

I know it's a bit of a longshot but does anyone know where I can get some counterfeit money or passports?

I'm sure how they run election campaigns is totally different to how they run the country and they're far more professional at it.

His pace lets him down.

Introduce of any of that shit for my girls and I'm going to hunt you down Liam Neeson style.

My youngest is 18. I think she's going to vote and it would've been labour. It'll be labour on steroids now and the joys of soshey meeds will mean their friends will do the same if they weren't going to bother voting originally.

I bet it was a toss up between national service or the death penalty btw.

Anyone near national service age is now alienated if they weren't already, any parents or grandparents of that age group who might've voted for them will surely fuck them off as well. Well done, Tories, well done.

Celtic just scored a 90th min opener. 1-0. 8 mins injury time.

Better luck with injuries than the season gone plus no European football then I'm expecting a better finish next season/better cup* run. *Ignoring getting Real Madrid away in R3 of course.

Instant ban for @LondonBlueif they don't turn this around, mind.

VAR letting them off the hook from the biggest FA cup laughing stock in history then Man city don't turn up in the final. Give us an ounce of their luck/corruption calls.

This cunt will be drowning in his own spunk.

Fucking Mancunian arseholes, take your pick which one.

Put the the Scottish cup final back on, that Rod Stewart is a lucky cunt when it comes to getting tickets for cup finals or WC games. I don't know how he does it?

Fuck off, man.

Can't remember that at all? (I remember the game not the European context).

Normally you'd laugh that straight off but these days you never know!

"Naughty step for you, bonny lad."

That has to be bollocks, like. Man city win in 90, we're in Europe, man city win in ET or pens then Man U qualify? No fucking way, man. It makes zero sense.

Why the fuck do they change stuff like this?