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'Never happened! Fucking Mag you must be, wa windmilled the lot of them! Al fucking do ya with a oner, makkin mag shit up like that!'

"We asked one hundred MPs to name an African country beginning with 'K'. You said 'Kigali'. Our survey said....."

View it as an opportunity. Me, you and Gemmill can go for a cheap pint* during the week on our giro day, not a care in the world. We could sit in a bay window on a dinner time flicking the V's at the passers by. *Non alcoholic versions available. Ask behind the bar about Pina coladas for Gemma.

As meenzer said, if this was Diane Abbott, Corbyn or even Ed Milliband it would be everywhere across the media.

Surely that would involve planning so.... I don't know?

It's been CLOSED DOWN by the Magedia. Tells you everything you need to know. FTM.

Father time finally catches up and at fifty I've had to get some reading glasses. When you factor in that, putting a bit of weight on and my now shaven head I've went from tall, dark and handsome to looking like junior soprano* in the space of a couple of years. *He always reminds me of my dad. Now me as well.

'I wouldn't know anything about that, sir.'

The missus fancied watching 'fool me once', I've watched the first two episodes, it's ok-ish, Michelle Keegan plays the main character and she's obviously fit as a lop if you need an excuse to have a look at it?

That letter is irrelevant in a way, fake or not, we know they meet up. They're obviously getting their needs and wants out and agreeing what to demand before the actual PL clubs get together.

It's on record some of these clubs meeting independently and even photographic evidence is out there. I'd guess they're not meeting to discuss aligning the prices of pies and beer across the PL.

Wolves Mags are the worst, marra.

Your questionnaire is all about Saudi Arabia owning Newcastle United, it's not a major focus it's your only focus. I've answered it as best your answers allow me to but the questions are a bit Miguel Delaney-esque in their tone.

It's a pro rata deduction. As long we can't get them fit, we'll forfeit some points. It was either that or break the other real FFP and win some more games but lose some points and.....hang on a minute....

Push up bras. She even says it in the advert.

PL investigation being initiated against us for FFP. (Fully Fit Players). Looks like a points deduction.

Camera shy Wraith there.

🎵There can be only one 🎶

This from twitter sums up the Tories and the lengths they go to and subterfuge they'll try to do for even local things outside their domain. It appears a blue marra from wearside is getting worked up about 20mph zones. In Wales. Fucking bizarre people.

Hi Zaro, Do you hate the Mags anarrl...... Shit, wrong forum.

Come back, mate! We're very Zorro, Zaro.

Lucky bounce falling into the scorers path who took it well TBF, Drury going into Liverpool/Man U instant wank mode.