Howmanheyman

It wa like gorilla's finger sticking right out tha arse, am telling thee.

We need to bury the cunts. Put a marker down then send a video of it to Dan ashworth for his expert analysis.

You can see why these are going down, like. Should've been 5-1 up, losing 5-1.

Great finish.

Michael Bridges

'I'm sure he'll be superb as the club he's joining is of course Liverpool football club and they're an amazing club and a top club like Manchester United are. The mind boggles to what he could achieve there.' [Whispering in ear apparent] 'What? He's replacing Moyes at West Ham? You have to ask questions of whether this Slot character can adapt to the premier league, it's all very well beating the likes of Vitesse and Fortuna but what are you going to do against Man City?'

That would be impossible as in actual fact Ashworth is Ashworth during the week but he put those specs on, on a weekend and becomes the football hooligan and scourge of the non league scene, the Wealdstone Raider. They're never seen in the room together.

And if he's XXL, well what the hell, every Arne don't fit the slot.

I'm not sure who'd come out on top of a bit of pagga between Ashworth and this lad to be honest?

They're all at it now....

Never heard any coach ever come out with this but then again, teaching young lads in Walker how to play football back in the 80s would've been like telling a fish how to swim.

Mother nature waits for no man, Alex! Do what you have to do!

Jamie Sketchers didn't say he was THE BEST MANAGER IN THE WORLD, no, he's just a tribute. Rock....

I thought it was Monkfish.

If this carries on then people are in danger of missing out on my red, hot soccer chat.

Was about to post similar so not just you.

I hope he's got deep pockets or his prospective new employers have?

Uncle Freddie?

Infiltrated by mysterious mag fans once again! Will it never end? Secretly drifting in and out when they know the MLF one punch hard cunts are visiting their relatives out of town. Damn you all!!

FYP

🎶He walked into my life And now his moaning's over And it's beautiful I think it's beautiful Can't you see, it's fucking LFC You really must agree together they are deplorable But we are beautiful Beautiful We are beautiful🎵

RIP to a man I honestly thought was already long dead. That's a good innings as they say. I loved David Kelly amongst others yet in reality, as massive a cult hero he is, he was usually a lower league player. I'm pretty sure most of Hurley's seasons are Sunderland were in division two but they loved him and there's nothing wrong with that. His first ever game for Sunderland was in a seven nil defeat so it's good to know they've always been a basket case of a club.

As if Salah and co stay on their feet if that happens to them! We know they don't and we know what happens next. Longstaff and NUFC don't have the fear factor that the likes of Klopp and Liverpool do. It's not corruption but it's an unconscious bias/fear that discriminates against the non-sky faves.