Howmanheyman

The fish nearly into the house after the accident, nearly, so close but couldn't quite get over the threshold before the agony finally proved too much..... "I..... I can't make it darling.....aaaarrrghhhh!!!... ..... delete the ring bell video and the money's in the biscuit tin......aaaarrrgghhhhh!! Farewell my love!"

Fish: "Aaaaarghhhh! Aaaaarghhhh!!" Mrs Fish: "Are you alright?" Fish: Aaaaarghhhh!!..... Aaaaarghhhh!!......The pain!!!!.......Aaaaarghhhh!!!!...... I'll tell you in a minute darling, I'm just hastily deleting the scene from our poncey ring bell......Aaaaarghhhh!! ...... Aaaaarghhhh!!...... Nearly done it.......Aaaaarghhhh!! Aaaaarghhhh!!.....there you go...... Deleted....... Aaaaarghhhh!!!!"

Too much time spent in the midlands on your work travels it seems?

"Tipping Everton to go down again?"

Fish junior's teacher seeing Fish approach her desk.....

WYIKIdMP

Puts me in mind of the mills and boon books my Mam used to read.

LTAdMP

My MiL reminds me of Steve Bruce for some weird/vague reason but I don't hold it against her. Be better LTA.

Let's hope he's as good as new and the Sven we signed. If he's ok after a few weeks then this is brilliant news for us and bad news for our competitors.

Fuck off, man.

Jeremy Clarkson's US counterpart:

The song that got away for Bob Marley and the wailers.

Just came across one of those shit videos the PL put out online from time to time, this one was PL Shock Defeats, basically using Ipswich beating Spurs the other day as an example of 'minnows' upsetting the applecart so you've got Blackpool beating Liverpool, Burnley beating some cunt else bigger, Watford beating Liverpool etc on there. Sunderland feature twice for them beating Man City and another time when they beat Chelsea. Gerrin!!! Hang on a minute, I think the PL are insinuating something here....?

Probably the same colour, complexion and expression as Elvis had just before he bit the dust trying to curl one out on the Graceland throne.

CT and ewerk frantically looking at New Zealand Google maps trying to work out where you live.

Looks like it could be a house in Erinsbrough with Mrs Mangel about to go up the drive to complain to Andrew about something.

As @Meenzer alludes to, they probably do work hard.

Watched episode one of slow horses, I've seen enough to warrant watching a second one, might have legs.

CLARKSON!!!! Dumbo'dYP

We couldn't get any help if our savings were over £16,000 for UC purposes but I was just lucky it wasn't £3m, I'd have been fucked then, thank God.

Well I'm absolutely shocked seeing this..... https://bsky.app/profile/torstenbell.bsky.social/post/3lbc4op5vkc2z