Howmanheyman

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Got stuff in for a full English breakfast to put myself right after a Friday night out with the lads but I'm going to have to make it myself and I really can't be arsed to....

Currently reading 'the cat sat on the mat'.

Umbro all the way for me. #spaceAgeSilver

If you need any handy phrases out there, nappy is Sakipoopoo and if you're a car thief you're Nikki Moto.

Fletch telling us every time he hears the Liverpool fans plus what song they're singing.

More jam than Hartley's.

Hold the fucking press, they've even got the cheek to pinch a winner! They've definitely made a deal with the devil years ago. No doubt at all.

BBC: PSG hold Liverpool to a draw.

Red car var cleared for Liverpool, fuck me! Compare that to the pen they gave against us!

Getting battered but PSG miss a sitter then score a great goal only to have it disallowed for what must be a fanny's hair offside. Lucky so far. This could've been us battering them but we're not allowed nice things like PSG, Man City, Chelsea etc.

🎶 Here's a little rabbit with a furry coat I caught it for my dinner, I ripped out it's throat Don't worry Be happy (Don't worry be happy) 🎵

The daughters went over on the ferry without bothering to tell me before they booked, I think they had the sum total of two hours in Holland before coming back, they spent a small fortune on data and overpriced everything. I'd even told them in the past when they were mulling over going to Amsterdam to just pay a bit extra on the flight and it would save them in the long run but what do I know?

I know a Ukrainian who could get a deal done between China and the US as long as the Americans show some respect.

That's mental but I believe their intentions and think they're getting there fast.

Tbh, it was one hell of a low bar to jump over, he literally gave up on the commercial side, preferring to have his company involved as well as saving money by getting rid of loads in his first relegation, our commercial side never budged in 14 years which was extraordinary. But he was a good businessman who steadied the ship?

This Madrid derby has been a good watch only spoiled by Steve fucking mcmanaman being on the mic. I reckon even his mother will hide behind the settee when he knocks on her door.

I try not to watch any clips on the news about it let alone watch the thing. Top of my personal cringe list is when someone British or Irish wins it then totally turns into a Disney Epcot version character of who the yanks perceive them to be so an Englishman starts acting all bashful saying 'gosh, this frightfully exciting' etc, etc.

Fairy nuff.

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