Howmanheyman

Spot the difference..... One's a cowboy outfit, the other is a wild west costume.

Club Stayatmant Alex Pritchard Dinnot tell us ya not a fan of the massive lads Alex Pritchard. Sunderland AFC did not argue with car salesman and insurance men, (our co-owners) to have you say ya dinnot want to play for us anymore. We didn't want you to play for us anyways. We will not be makking another futha stayatmant.

Watching the Ipswich v Maidstone game and can't help noticing Anthony Taylor flexing his muscles and booking a championship player for diving. Balls shrink to the size of a pea when he does Liverpool at anfield though.

Fucking hell, it gets worse.... What a twenty four carat cunt this lump of waste is.

This cunt, though.

Sky sports news won't be milking this news dry especially combined with a slow transfer window will they? [Just looked] Yes. Yes they will.

I hope it all ends up working out for you, meenz.

Dalglish obviously went through a lot there regarding Hillsborough and was absolutely scarred by it but he also left a pile of shite, (by Liverpool's standards) for Souness who naturally couldn't turn it around as they didn't realise at the time he was gubbins as a manager. Maybe Klopp doesn't fancy the job knowing he's probably going to be second best at best in the near future?

He's running out of ideas as much as energy hence the petulance. Obviously a great manager and man manager for his players but knows he can't compete long term. Tuchel is under some pressure at Bayern, did someone say?

HMHM has entered the chat.

I forgot, most of the soviet union side played for Dynamo Kiev iirc?

I have to say, if the KGB are reading this, one of mankinds greatest achievements in my humble opinion was the Sputnik, Igor Belonov's rakers in the '86 Mexico WC and the lass who played Nikita in Elton John's 1985 hit, 'Nikita'.

MLF'dYP

Renton currently mopping his brow at his luck.

"What are you talking about? Are you some kind of fool?"

"Whey me bonny, loyal puntaz, it's your favourite knight behind enemy lines reporting on the big one, the actual real live, not make believe or owt, propa I am, escape to victory match in the east of the Ukraine. One of our lads who's a prisoner is meant to be a bit nippy so I'll be watching him. He can be Pele as he's a black lad. The captain of the team is lance corporal Davey Jones from Byker. Ah nearly gave away me cover by standing up in the bushes next to the makeshift pitch and singing 'he's one of our own! He's one of our owwwwn, Lance corporal Jonesy! He's one of our own!' But luckily Ivan wasn't looking in this direction so ah got away with it. Anyways, as much as ah love feeding the voraciuoiu, vorasheses, err hungry appetite of my loyal readers ah'd much rather be out there as ah've got gold plated experience of warfare with the toon army like the time ah stared down those teenage lads going into Charlton's ground back in the day, but the enlisting officer saw through my disguise when ah dressed up like a Geordie shore young dipstick and said ah was only 24. Obviously ah'd have been Rocky had ah got away with the disguise but ah'm fucked if ah'dve went in goal like. So, this is the next best thing. Predictions? 4-1 away win to the POWs. Howay the Allies! Ryder and out!"

You should see what they've put on the pitch....

"Fuck off."

Tbh the lass I've seen twice so far has been fine. So far. Got an interview tomorrow but it's a bit far as much as I'd like the job. Interviewed for the same job but closer to home at the end of November just before I finished work but missed out so want the job but realise it's a bit of a hike, (not saying I'm going to get offered it. They did ring me up about it TBF asking if I fancied it?) I also went to a well known local company for a job interview on Monday, on arrival was told my interview had been changed and due to people starting a job then walking out I'd be shown around first, then interviewed if I was happy to go ahead with it? My brain on hearing this.... .... Anyway, lad shows me part of a process/manufacturing plant, explaining parts of the process, I ask him a couple of questions, nothing brilliant about it but nothing screaming out shit either until he says, "....... Anyway, I'll show you what you'll be doing....." before taking me elsewhere to basically a job packing in a line and telling me that's it when I ask if that's all I'd do? I just looked at the miserable cunts standing there and it reminded me of some of the agency packing jobs at my old place which we'd have to do once in a blue moon if there was no graft on in our department and we all loathed doing. Once I clarified that's the only thing I'd be doing I told him it was a nein, danke from me. By the time I'd got home I had an email from the company informing me they'd withdrawn their job offer which made me laugh I'll admit.

It's already spoken for and been/getting used CT. I do know of a lad I used to drink with and also know of a relation of the wife who both made a fortune on bitcoin. Both also lost a fortune, the latter despite being loaded through lucrative work is now working when he should be retired looong before now. I haven't got it to lose it, mate. It's probably why I've never been massively into betting and can't tell you the last football bet I had but you're probably talking pardew era.

Aye, TBF, it's paying for the mortgage so I'm not COMPLETELY digging into my bit from work but it's all I'm getting because of my.... Oh yeah.... my bit from work.