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It was rough as a badger's arse I know that! About 92.
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Laura summing up this last couple of weeks perfectly.
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Fair play, these Argentinian lads don't mind roughing it on Shields Road, had many a pint in the butchers especially when I worked nearby, was no place for the faint-hearted.
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My last season standing was 93-94 but it was in the milburn paddocks near the gallowgate so not the best place to be, season before was amazing, usually in the corner. So I've had a decade of terrace football, then thirty years of football in an all seater stadium, (when I could go, for different reasons). The first decade wasn't always pretty, football was at it's lowest ebb but that was far more 'real' and had far more in common with the previous thirty years than the thirty years that came after it. Not saying things wouldn't or didn't need to move on but there's no question in my mind that I felt I had more in common with the people around me then than I do now by a country mile.
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Before my time but I'd have loved to have been in the old leazes watching him.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Howmanheyman replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Reminds me of a shit old joke. Paddy and Murphy go to a fancy dress party where the theme of the night is emotions. They ring the doorbell and the hostess answers the door then looks on in disbelief as Paddy is naked with his cock hanging out of a bit of fruit whilst Murphy is similarly starkas with his John Thomas sliding in and out of bowl of yellow liquid. 'What the hell are you doing?' the hostess exclaims. Paddy replies, 'Well I have just come in dis pear here and Murphy he is fucking dis custard.'
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Gets back to his old home town and the nostalgia almost overwhelms him, he takes a deep breath and shouts out unashamedly to all who can hear him..... "Int Burnleh BRILLIANT!!!" Half an hour later...... ......When's the flight back to New Zealand, again, love?"
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I just went around the town with mates, no daft costumes or anything, (well, dress sense might've been iffy on a few but that was normal) the only lasting medical effect I suffered from and still do at times is a painful headache brought on by the missus finding out and occasionally mentioning the stripper my mates hired on the sly who got naked and pulled my Steve McQueens down and spanked my arse in the club before we went over to the town. First pint as well, damned if you go along, damned if you don't!* * Of course I went along, I'm not some type of accountant or something.
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It's not surprising, he doesn't play for one of the clubs who must not be ignored.
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One of them was merely good looking and fit, another was an actual goddess. Had to do some high level covert shit as they tried to walk around with cunts getting in their way making sure to avoid the missus clocking me.
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It wasn't just me, you tell others couldn't believe how much hard work they were making, one of them shoehorned a fucking scooter up above and later on as we were getting up I caught it mid air as it fell out and was going to land on someone, got zero thanks so I just should've let it hit the target. Cunts.
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FYP Honestly, nothing to do with religion at all, they were just unbelievably disruptive, they're lucky it wasn't Geordie lasses as stewards and not really nice, very cute Cypriot/greek lasses as they might've ended up meeting Cypriot plod on arrival. The sense of entitlement was Liverpool/Man U levels. The mackem? Say no more, mackem is as mackem does.
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Sitting on little balcony in Pegia last night, sipping vino by this time, watching the sun sink into the Med. I experienced something negative I never have before on the flight over here plus something I absolutely have experienced before. There was a party of scattered orthodox (I'm guessing?) Jews on the plane, some of which had young kids, first time I've ever been in close proximity to them but the they were absolutely chaotic, constantly moving around or splitting up a young family, up and down all flight moving things around the storage space, getting stuff out, putting stuff back, getting it out again, because they were moving all over the seats their stuff would be in different overhead compartments, a couple who shifted the young Cypriot family took their three seats, most of the time he was trying to sleep not giving one ounce of a fuck of his young kids on the seats adjacent making a right fucking mess, the mother sat with them for a bit then moved next to hubby decided she should have a kip too so two young bairns are climbing around, making a mess and some poor cunt was sat next to their bairns at the window seat having to pick things up when he went to the toilet, the stewardesses warned them, not just them but the rest who took zero notice of the seatbelt announcements when they came up throughout the flight. On landing the elder for want of a better word was trying to get everyone to sit at their designated seats and the poor lasses were demented trying to get them to sit down. What a bunch of cunts these were, it doesn't just take boisterous, sweary louts to ruin things, these were unreal. And the diarrhoea sauce to accompany the Jewish travellers was a fifty something 'new' couple, (you could tell) behind us with some poor old cockney wife sitting next to them, she was a 'sand dancer' she told the cockney from South Shields and wasn't too bad but she told the woman her irritating cunt of a partner whose patter reeked of 'look at me, I'm a great bloke, like me, please) was from (roll drums) do I need to say? Yes, a MLF of course, I knew by the needy tone and accent exactly the the daft cunt was from well before her confirming it, and after a couple of drinks on the flight he was fucking arseholed and having arguments with his soon to be ex. Can you guess which flight experience WASN'T new? Anyway, might have a little walk to the shop and try and get SOME exercise after a bit of a hectic couple of days.
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Fish's xP* is very high. (Expected paragraphs)
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Been looking all for this but I can't find it anywhere?
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Well me and the missus are in Newcastle airport waiting to go to Cyprus. Going abroad when you're on the rock and roll? Got a 65" LCD TV as well? 🎵You know they talk so hip man They're twistin' my melon man (Caaaaall the Nash!!!!) 🎶
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"Ahm shewa if we wa playing Man United every week we'd be winning 4-0 anaarrl.'
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'Give it to Giggseh!'
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Update...
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The commentator, man 'two ruled now, one for an alleged infringement....' it wasn't just 'alleged' mate, it was given as a foul.
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Munoz ✅ Illegal throw ins ✅ Eze ✅ Dog shit ✅