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I must've caught the tail end of the poster as other than the name I can't remember too much about him?

'murphy has more assists than almiron BUT WE AREN'T READY TO HAVE THAT CONVERSATION' Who's 'we' and why does he want a conversation about it? There's another one on mute. That kid, not you, Wykiki.

Sky: "Title shoot out D-Day!!!! Don't forget to tune into sky for the greatest ever title shoot out since the last one a couple of years ago! Will Peps man City make it four in a row or will Arteta's Arsenal be crowned champions? And on the third channel, bring your handkerchiefs and be prepared for a real weepie as Jürgen Klopp says farewell to Liverpool football club in what's sure to be an emotional day where we'll insert cliche after cliche and drain every bit of spunk from the Liverpool cock. *For all other games of varying importance which we couldn't give a fuck about if we're being completely honest, head over to sky sports news for a quick update with the stand-in presenter, Clinton Morrison, the Eusebio of championship early 2000s Palace, Sue Smith who once played for a lasses team , no idea who and probably England but we haven't really checked, look she's a lass, ok? What's your problem? The Dawson kid who played for a mediocre Spurs and the Scottish pudding who played semi professional football for Rangers when the SPL was 90% into it's terminal decline."

A bit like gemmill and the Summerville kid bronski beat songs I started a few months ago.

It's all bollocks really, how many non decisions will that include where they don't even show a replay?

I recommend @wykikitoon watches this.....

Dubravka can't be our stand in keeper next season. Karius neither.

His real name is Brian. Brian Harvey.

That's what he wanted you to think. He's an online predator.

And this as well.

I have to say, (and I thought this as soon as I heard it), Burn has to switch on a bit more pre-game in that interview as he was definitely being set up by sky with this rivalry bollocks scenario which was always going to blow up in our faces and was obviously a nice stage prop for Keane to denigrate another football club with zero comebacks from the presenter. The leading questions got their desired result. Eddie coaching required for the big lad.

Pope and Joelinton can't start but Tripps can? Fair enough, we don't know what the injury score is so I'm probably talking shite but we've been our own worst enemies in a game we still should've won. No way I'll be listening to the sky wankathon on FT.

Combination of piss poor finishing, a defensive aberration and of course, the genocide, err, I mean VAR has done us so far. Everything's went their way for a change.

He goes in for the cross but Gordon shoots low and powerful, can't blame him for that tbh. A cross and he scores.

Blame var, but blame poor finishing too.

No way in hell does the VAR not say to the ref to go to the monitor if that's the other way around. No way. It's the old 'no clear and obvious error' thing being the get out of jail card for officials when they're shit scared of losing out games because of controversy against one of the protected six. Fucking stinks.

Started well then let them into it giving sky what they want. Away day as per normal and which man u player touched the ball in Gordon???

United officially erased from our name. Cole, Keane and Rooney in the studio. Whey aye, sky.

Alan Smith doing our matc........ ZZZZzzzzzzzz

'73 Ole 'at the wheel' was on it. But then again, so was Kate Beckinsale.

Keep em coming, lads!

I'm guessing it was an American website featuring American TV stars? Most of this board would know the majority of them, you and gemmill would get the lot.

"I really didn't think it was that funny if I'm being totally honest. What did I say Roy?" "She said she's had prolapsed hemorrhoids that were more amusing." "I didn't say that, Roy!!!"

That's how I feel around five o'clock when all you workaholics log off and go home from work until you've all had your tea and are sitting on the settee bored and log in to toontastic again.