Howmanheyman

Good game, enjoying it.

Who he thought he was. Who he actually was.

+1

"For top flight football, St. Peyter's Metro Station ISN'T your destination." Nexus VII Bewk IV

There was the first three then the rest can fuck off, tbh.

YP

I was only kidding, I've got stuff to do. I'm sure I'll catch the 'highlights' later although I'll be gutted if I miss the co-commentator saying spurs should go for isak.

I'll just put it on now!

Was at an interview so I've missed it plus just been having an early dinner. I've got a free code for it but I'm not going to bother.

"With Kings Cross reverberating by the time my train arrived in the capital Londoners looked shocked as chants of "Europe again, Europe again, Europe again, ole, ole" has the station shaking by its foundations. The crowds darted to move in different directions....." Over to Barry Davies..... ".....and the Knight is doing a filler bit for the Ronald Gill.....and it looks like..... Oh I say!!! He's even put a fans chant and lyrics in it!! That's magnificent, absolutely magnificent, AND after a few Moretti's after the match! Oh what a typical, typical Ryder report! Paragraphs of gibberish, hyperbole AND a sing-a-long! Just look at his face! Look at his face! [Chuckles]."

Our survey said....

@Monkeys Fistsitting in his cab after a long drive seeing that pic......

If Ashworth had got just got pissed one night instead and sent NUFC a photocopy of his cock by mistake it couldn't have been any better than this. Hopefully there's also proof the man city bloke who was meant to be on gardening leave was under instructions from Ineos Ashley.

What if it was Bruce?

Great thread this and now I fancy watching it again with the nostalgia hit of these tweets.

Well, I was just visiting my folks who've been unwell and just around the corner from their street something stopped me right in my tracks and I had to pull over and take a picture. A classic example of life imitating art...... It couldn't be, could it?

Can you imagine them 'selling' one of Liverpool, Man U or Arsenal's star players? Me neither.

Hope not.

Plus we haven't seen the back of the shirt yet!!

Adidas had some ropey shirts for us as well as a few classics but the younger fans on twitter don't seem to recall them? I don't think that's particularly good especially considering the shit about being one of their 'super clubs' and it being the first shirt they've done for us in years, I was at least thinking they'd do a bespoke one for the first shirt in their new era of supplying us. Said it for years, the most consistent supplier we've ever had for classic NUFC shirts was umbro, (home AND away).

Fish and klopp walk into a bar, barman says, 'why the long face and prominent teeth?' Fish says, 'Hey! I'm the guy who does the comedy around here!'

What is it with Liverpool and Man United fans insisting they always win stuff with bairns or on the cheap against all the odds? They're fucking bizarre tbh.