Howmanheyman

HT score....

To be fair, early kick offs are horrendous but they're like this regularly for run of the mill games whatever the time.

Seeing Everton are away to Man City and Luton are home to Sheffield United can we ban gemmill from posting till after five o'clock today, please?

Michael Beale seeing that.....

My daughters particularly the elder one is more experienced, (they work together), graft their arses off, work too many hours and are taking the piss out of by a cheap skate employer where I occasionally have to stop myself going in and having a chat in person. I genuinely think kids are being encouraged to go along the compliant route as I massively noticed the vibe at their school which was OTT at times.

Quelle surprise! Like a moth to the flame.

Who said that?

Some paid for RW think tank* says 'we think they should raise the pension age' and everyone scuttles around talking about it? I and many others think the pension ages shouldn't have risen and the amount you get needs vastly upped. Let them discuss that instead. *I can't see any info on how they're funded so I'm making some assumptions. Sue me if I'm wrong.

I wonder how much it'll hamper his pace short term on a scale of one to ten, (10: Being easily able to outpace Everton fans in a side street who have barricaded his car in to, 1: Not outpacing Everton fans who have barricaded his car in?

Bilbao black cats.... "WHERE'S THE BIT ABOUT SUNDERLAND!? I EVEN SENT YOU A TWEET ABOUT IT!! WHY ARE YOU SCARED ABOUT THE TRUTH?!?!"

Stuff like this is why Keegan's loved as much as he is. Always talked the club up, always wanted the best, was a superstar of his time and was still a man of the people.

I heard CT thought he had a strange looking new pube till he pissed out of it. True story so they reckon.

KR'dYP

'Lewis, another great performance and at only 17 as well! It must be a great feeling for you playing for your boyhood club?" "Yeah, everything is going fantastically well, even the other week I got out the showers after training and noticed I had a couple of black hairs sticking out near my willy! I phoned wor kid for advice and he said it was just natural and part of growing up which was a really proud moment for all of us, although I did tell him not to say anything to mam and dad as I'd feel a bit embarrassed, like."

"What the fuck are trying to say here, like, Rarfie? If my name's on it y'kin take it to Barclays, Lloyds, TSB and any other fucking bank. Tread carefully, son, tread very fucking carefully ahm telling you here, mind."

ITK.

RTG'dYP

Well this has turned to shit. What a Sir Prise.

Normal country behaving normally.

He said vaffanculo in an Italian accent, switched to Aussie for the flamin galah then back to an Italian accent when he said 'eh?'