Howmanheyman

Good thread Real name = Daldo! Toontastic name = Heymeca

I've got so many memories of Sunderland from working there. Everyone to a man smokes, the women are generally vile, and the blokes common as fuck. I don't like to generalise but it's such a noticable difference from our great toon on the banks of the Tyne. Some people are suited by going there, If I was to die today, and my life flashed before me, my abiding memory of Sunderland (apart from shaggin a mackem for a while), was being in the bookies beside Sunderland train station about 2001, and this woman probably about 32 (she looked 40) but that's the standard crack in Sunderland they all look old, she had her bare arms exposed, arms which were thicker than my considerable thighs, with a huge 1990's Sunderland badge where your BCG should be shouting "WHERES MEA FOOOKKIN TABS SOME CUNTS TAKEN A ROIT LIBER-TEA EAR LOIK", and this bloke came in looking as rough as her "LEA-SA A COULD EAR NEE-ULLY ON FAWASUTT STR-EA-T AV GOT YA FOOKIN TABS EAR TAYUK A CHEEL PEEL", fuckin what a bunch of bamps. Fuck that, you just keep on generalising, Stevie! (Even though you don't like doing it)

Eh? So what's she cooking and where's the fucking recipe, then?

Did you manage 15 wanks in a day? No, mate, just the ramblings of a pissed twat!

Where are you from ASM? Had always assumed you were lurcal...? There's going to be hell on now it's known that you're OOT. Sounds as though he's got the chance of a leg ower with a boiler.

Strange mood. Toss up between slightly smug and slightly depressing.

Meenzer posting that singing Russian had me in tears of laughter especially as the thread it was in was pretty dire.

Even Bob Wilson doesn't fancy us any more despite our 'famous cup tradition'.

I'm really glad you had snow for your birthday but I also really hope it stays away from Newcastle for just a little bit longer. It's our works Christmas do in the middle of town tomorrow night and if it snows it'll be absolute carnage! Well I hope it stays ok for your 'doo' Cath. We had more snow overnight here!! I know its nothing like you guys get but its still lovely, I took these pics outside and up the road this morning as I went for a stroll, it had started to melt by then alittle but it was so lovely to walk on. I know I'm a big kid Hubbys Jag! I took this for our son....hes a postie Top of our road Looks lovely down there, smashing house too.

I think it stems from ages ago when someone put a thread up about someone and Gem thought for a minute it meant that person had pegged it! So now if a thread title is a persons name, we put Yes or No to let him know whether they are dead or alive! So yes means they've croaked it and no means rumours of death are greatly exaggerated? Yes means YES theyve croaked and NO means that the thread is not about thats persons death at all I see, said the blind man. I'm a bit hungover to be fair.

Yes?

I think it stems from ages ago when someone put a thread up about someone and Gem thought for a minute it meant that person had pegged it! So now if a thread title is a persons name, we put Yes or No to let him know whether they are dead or alive! So yes means they've croaked it and no means rumours of death are greatly exaggerated?

Can someone tell me why certain threads have a 'yes Gemmill' or 'no Gemmill' on it?

Lass on the phone at the NUFC box office says its a fiver or free if stolen and you've got a police number so I'm hoping thats the case. I cancelled my cards last night but the driving licence is going to be a pain in the arse and costs £20. I've never had a wallet until september when the wife bought me one for my birthday, I always thought it was a bad idea having a wallet with everything in it in case it went missing. Ever hate being proved right?

NUFC charge £5 to replace it or free if you have a crime number off the police. I'm amazed they don't charge more, to be honest. Llambias missing a trick there.

Bummer. Black eye Friday? Aye, pissed as a fart, was out for a mates 40th, I'm certain I know where it is but it'll have went for a walk by now, just looked at the driving licence carry on, £20 to replace it, the bastards and you can bet your bottom dollar NUFC will milk replacing my ST. Someone on here said the other day it was £60 mate. Sorry about your bad luck. £60!!!! You've got to be joking!? If thats the case then Liverpool was my last game the fucking robbing bastards.

Bummer. Black eye Friday? Aye, pissed as a fart, was out for a mates 40th, I'm certain I know where it is but it'll have went for a walk by now, just looked at the driving licence carry on, £20 to replace it, the bastards and you can bet your bottom dollar NUFC will milk replacing my ST.

Shit mood. Lost my wallet last night, had about £70 left in it and all my cards bar one including driving licence and season ticket.

I did meet Davey Boy Smith aswell early 90s. The wrestler. Had a brief fling with his dog, aswell. There's been a few 'Who's?' in this thread, mind. Don't know who Davey boy Smith is or his dog and I assume Brendan Cole is Andy's white adopted Irish brother. (So he is).

Well I saw Ian Ogilvy from the 'Saint', 'upstairs, downstairs' and 'I, Claudius' at Newcastle Airport about 1980 so put that in your pipe!

Shook hands and had a bit of craic with SBR not long after he'd replaced Ruud, he was as engaging and as genuine as everyone says, met and had a impromptu conversation with Pav a few days after he'd just signed for us, his English was very broken and he seemed over the moon that somebody had recognised him and wanted to tell me all about the presents he'd just bought for his family from the old 'Whatshops' in town. After five minutes I had to make my excuses and go otherwise I'd have been there all day, surreal and put a smile on my face, what a nice bloke he was. I was in Universal, Florida and the missus said, "he's a footballer, isn't he?", Me being as oblivious as I normally am said, "Who?", She said, "there, man!" and a foot away was John Terry with just a pair of shorts on pushing a buggy with a bairn in. The wife asked if I was going to talk to him and I replied "What about? Penalties?" (This was about a few weeks after he skied what would have been the CL winning pen against Man U), and I went on my way. I'm positive he heard me.

All the best, TR!

Obi Wan will save her, he's her only hope.