Howmanheyman

Steve Marshall-Barnes : "Hawksbee and Jacobs!?....... ........Which one is the Chelsea one?" Jacobs: "Me" SMB : "You're a cunt"

The very reason I can't believe he did it tbh. For a man who spends the vast majority of his time posting about how big a club we are and how our fans are second to none, our attendances in 1973 were bigger than yours etc. etc. I just didn't have him down as the type of bloke to leave a game at half time. I'm sure people who have dared leave after 89mins have been scolded by him on numerous occasions on here Listen you weren't there and baring in mind this is the FIRST TIME I've left at half time in my life, I think I can be excused. It was painful to watch, if that makes me a shit fan then that's what I am, horrible atmopshere, everyone in a shit mood, cunts next to me on about points for their fantasy team with van Persie scoring, I just snapped and that was it. When I was walking down the ramp then down the Gallowgate metro steps, I turned round and no word of a lie it was like full time there was that many people walking under the Milburn tunnel. I was thoroughly depressed with it. Anyway I'll take all the shit that comes my way two things though, at least I admit it cos am an honest person and two laughable that I should take shit off people who don't even go to games, like ever. That wasn't aimed at me I hope!!! Honestly, as much I've been tempted to walk after certain games as I just couldn't take any more, all I'd do is look at the supporters of who we're playing and it's them bastards who'd make me stay put. Would never give them the satisfaction, and makes moments like saturday all the sweeter when revenge comes around. But, honestly, I was pissed when I wrote that and I knaa your record for going to games, so maybe I was a bit picky. But..... Fair play to you for coming across well on that show, mate. I couldn't have done a quarter as well, would've had a mooth full of marbles and been all, 'err, y'knaa, err aye'. The Chelsea supporting one is usually one snidey bastard towards Mags on the whole so you only could've done better by belittling the twat. Otherwise, top drawer, Stevie.

Well. no, cos we won that. Best equaliser I've celebrated for a canny while, though.

Sorry, Stevie, but I find that a bit shit. Everyones got their tipping point but not in front of oppo wankers, and wankers they were. Lets put it down to a bad day at the office, I'm not mocking your commitment one iota, but that stuff, nah, not for me, like.

I remember my 'little chap' getting christened. Ahh, the memories, 'life was never gonna be the same, what a lady, what a night'.

You're just a fussy cunt, Mac.

ha 'kinell remember that - was like a rear screen projector and expected folk t see it from the Ggate haha ?! remember kids getting souvenir bits of turf - some were making ponchos near enough . i took my bit of turf home and kept it in me bedroom , watered it and everything ! went all peaky so performed a relaying ceremony in the back garden . . so to this day i can say theres a bit of SJP pitch at me folks' house You couldn't see it even when everyone went on the pitch to get a better look, sun was shining on it and it was shit.

Mainly Cbeebies, isn't it?

I remember that, Garth Crooks scored a volley in off the bar and got hit with a banana. I wouldn't have a clue who scored or did what, which is strange as pre-drinking my memory of stuff like that was a bit like Statto!

Early years, Mr Men, Mr Benn, Ivor the engine, the narration makes me very nostalgic to this day, very simple but superb. Makes me cringe when I see some of the shite my two watch, especially the eldest who's glued to the Disney channel watching unfunny, spoilt American brats strutting their stuff. Teenage days and I loved Ulysses 31; Best intro theme ever. and before that, Battle of the Planets;

Actually I was on against Charlton on the last home game of the season. I think we got beat 3-0. Supporters climbed over the fences to get on, somebody snapped the crossbar and I and my mates managed to sneak over to the benches from the corner and get on the pitch that way. As a kid you imagined being a player and scoring in front of the Gallowgate, it was the first time I got a players perspective of the view.

I'll be surprised if nobody says Roker Park as there was always a steady stream of Mags coming out of the home sections every time I went. I was always in the Roker end so it didn't apply to me.

No we get a fair crack of the whip, we've been on telly more than Tottenham or Chelsea, as we were in our relegation season, comes with having a massive fanbase. Console yourself with the lack of disruption to your league programme being an insignificant unloved club brings. He should be well aware of that fact, I'm sure I've heard a few Mackems mention it once or a few hundred times in the past.

Three times that I remember off hand; 1: At SJP when there was a giant screen v Boro. (If that counts). 2. Again at SJP v the Mackems when the ugliest strike force in the world did us 2-0. Got a bollocking off me Dad for that when he found out. I think the average age of the pitch invaders was 17 or something. 3: After the game v Grimsby when we won the 2nd div title. (One of the lads got to pat Keegan on the back as someone put the crown on his heed).

I might have, but couldn't give you an opinion on anything pre-1992 the year we were formed. Sorry.

Billy Whitehurst

Pingel and Rob Mcdonald? Reilly and Cunningham? John Robertson and Mirandinha? Yes this lot is up there, though.

That's a good call there, Stevie. If I put SSN on and she's on you take your eyes off the show even though it's a parcel.

For me its now all about the summer. It we dont spend a lot then we finally will have no doubt about his intentions. To be fair there's only you and Skidmark that don't see the guy for what he is. I disagree. I think there was quite a few on this forum who were starting to believe that with the likes of Tiote and Ben Arfa, getting contracts for the likes of Carrol sorted out, that we were on the up and heading in the right direction. The progress since relegation would never satisfy the likes of Leazes, but I think a lot of Ashley haters still had some belief creaping in that the club was heading in the right direction. Carrols sale has stalled that belief for me, which is why I say the summer spending bill will be make or break. I can't deny there's been a couple of potentially good moves like the ones you've mentioned, but sadly the rest of the shit outweighs any good gestures for me. Imo they are more likely distractions to paper over the mulitple cracks. A leopard never changes his spots and Ashley has been proven to be a lying bastard in the past - I could be tempted to give Ashley some breathing room to do the right thing but he continues to surround himself with scrotums like Llambias who really bring nothing to the club but disruption and aggrovation. Couldnt agree more with that. We had a nice feel about us when Mort was there. Said for a long time as have many others, that a proper footballing man should have followed Mort, however theres too much gone under the bridge now and I doubt Ashley would trust anyone else. They'd just bought the club when Mort was there and there was a general feeling of 'out with the old, in with the new'. This was their honeymoon period. Mort was an employee of Ashley and a lawyer to boot. We'd be no better off if he was here but he'd be a bit more wise than Llambchops to making PR gaffes. It wouldn't mean we'd be better off, just he'd be a better liar.

To be fair to Carroll I'd rank him higher than TC and Rambo/Mavis. (Just).

You could put him in with that bunch, certainly not the rest, (based on his NUFC time).

Charming man that Derek Llambias.... He said that? Really? says it all, doesn't it? I don't think Al is some kind of God at all, but do wonder how a man can be blamed for relegating a club in seven games. The regime were responsible for relegation and for this utter fucking cretin to suggest otherwise seriously gets my urine bubbling over. I don't think I've ever held anyone in charge at NUFC in more contempt than Llambias, and that's no mean feat, he is the Goebbels of NUFC but not as talented.

Oh Andy Carroll You were the love of my life Oh Andy Carroll You could've punched my wife Oh Andy Carroll I hate Mike Ashley too!

aythangoooo Im not going to do a Leazes but that is something Ive said all along, hes not done it in anything like the way I expected ie a fire sale and leaving us screwed but bit by bit hes taking the money he "invested" and doesnt give a fuck what it does to the club. The same will happen with Ben Arfa, Tiote and anyone else that looks good, once a good offer comes in they'll be sold and a lower quality signing replace them on the hope the same happens again. At some stage he'll sell us for £200m and end up about £100m in profit with no thought for what its done to our club. Lets just hope thats before its too late. Not a fucking cat in hells chance anyone will pay that.

That's about it, really. If it's true we offered fourteen million for Zog then these lot are as clueless as we all know they are and it also is an encouraging sign for any would be sellers to us in the future. Desperation stuff. Also be interesting to see the calibre of player we try to recruit in the summer if we're still a PL club. If he spends about 15 mill on a couple of 'past it' players like Keane then half the money plus wages is spunked up the wall and we'll be worse off, it's always the way I'm afraid.