Howmanheyman

I'd go along with that. I got a link to this place to some thread from Paddocklad who I know from another forum which is dying on its arse. Can't remember what is was about now but was impressed with a lot of the posts in it so signed up but I definitely felt this place was a bit clicky, not sure that I'm now used to it or have become 'accepted' so don't notice it as much or if the place is still like this for posters newer than myself.

As bad as Roger de Courcey is, (and he's stank out every NUFC game he's edited commentated on), Charles Harrison was still the worst commentator I've ever heard, bar none. One song I'd like to see back is 'We love you Newcastle, we do' instead of the new camp version, 'We love Newcastle, we do'. Seriously, young children, it sounds fucking terrible, give your heeds a shake and get the proper more manly version back. Now. Uncle HowmanHeyman knows these things. Aye but the way we used to sing Newcastle was, Newcsul, Sima made the point a while ago. The younguns don't get it. I can't believe no one likes me song by the way, he's me thinkin a could be the toon's answer to Susan Boyle. Quite. The new version of 'we love Newcastle', though. Surely to God those young'uns singing it must realise how shit it sounds? All of a sudden, when that song gets an airing, it's like L7 has turned into Aled Jones younger, gay-er sons.

As bad as Roger de Courcey is, (and he's stank out every NUFC game he's edited commentated on), Charles Harrison was still the worst commentator I've ever heard, bar none. One song I'd like to see back is 'We love you Newcastle, we do' instead of the new camp version, 'We love Newcastle, we do'. Seriously, young children, it sounds fucking terrible, give your heeds a shake and get the proper more manly version back. Now. Uncle HowmanHeyman knows these things.

That's awesome that shirt man, retro. It was my dad's back when he had manlove for Mario Kempes. Is it authentic 1978 adidas? It's just one of my pet hates, seeing kids walking the streets in other countries tops. During the WORLD CUP walking round the shops families with kids in Brazil tops, France, Italy, USA, Argentina and even Germany. ABE really fucks me right off. If I was in power I'd jail the parents. The only one I accept is Max off Max and Paddy walking round in his Pakistan cricket top cos it's for a gag. My youngest daughter is a bit of a tomboy and has more strips than I ever had at the same age, I think I had one toon top at her age and my mam stitched on the magpie/castle crest on it! Anyway, she got a cheap snide Cyprus kit on our hols, she wanted an Argentina one, she's of course got a Newcastle one, a glentoran one and a Northern Ireland one, and an Italian kit, hell she's even got an England strip! thats just off the top of my head! They're all just daft kids ones with the exception of the NUFC one and the Glens shirt. My mother* usually buys most of them. I don't mind her wearing another countries top on during the World Cup, she's a bairn, a lass and it means nowt to me. I'd be more concerned with the strange people who don't follow NUFC or football in particular who suddenly have fucking dopey looking St. George flags and other such tat adorned everywhere come World Cup time. *She knows the rules and so does the bairn. No club teams other than NUFC. (I let my mother off with Glentoran as they're a small club from another country and my Grandfather hadn't long died and was a fan so my mother got one out of sentiment.)

I've been Stokoed!!!!!

Keys needs taking down a peg or two, he's some tickets on himself, that twat. Can't abide the smug bastard.

Ya much younger than I thought. Your derbies hardly like Robert Maxwell's even there. What a would dee when ye get paid is have a look on here personally http://www.priorysports.co.uk/weights-and-benches.html Bench pressing etc? No thanks! I lift weights at work sometimes so that'll do for me, that pic is pre-current job and I'm a bit fitter than then, plus I keep fit in the house, gyms aren't for me, I find them a bit gay, I'm afraid. I'm disappointed you never came out with the 'good looking kid' line you sometimes throw about. Thats you sooo chucked! Some people are so good looking it doesn't even need saying though You can't see my 1992-£5-old-man-style-billy-stamper-from-someones-kitchen-in-Walker tattoo or you'd be fucking drooling, man! ahahaha Unclean shaven, bad with the beer from a night in the Scrogg, geordie voice like Barry White, chicken stuck in his teeth - that's the vision of your tattooist you're painting to me. Big pink heart with "WOR LASS" written in the middle of your tattoo. Don't be daft! it's a skull with a sword going through it and a snake wrapped round it. Every one wants to sit next to me on holiday, man, I tell you.

Maybe he should fuck off back to Reading if he wants a support who aren't going to urge the team forward. I miss all the fun at half time, I'm gutted I missed Tino like succesfully doing the cross bar challenge, I heard the roars from the bar and wondered what the fuck it was about till I got back to the seat. Any footage around. "ahv been this faakin gyyme firty eyyt yurrs, and i aint ever seen a better baww hit agiynst the crossbower than old man faacking Tino Aspriyya did"

Whenever I've had season tickets they always been with our lass and either in level 7 or Bar 1892. Did you share her ticket one year in level 7? I bet its you! Honest, I dont think it is. I got the seats in level 7 when KK returned and there was myself the wife and my youngest daughter who was 3/4 at the time. I have two brothers , quite a bit older and I dont think either of them have been to a game in the last 20 years, if ever. And Im not called Ian. Aye, he was a canny bloke, to be fair.

Ya much younger than I thought. Your derbies hardly like Robert Maxwell's even there. What a would dee when ye get paid is have a look on here personally http://www.priorysports.co.uk/weights-and-benches.html Bench pressing etc? No thanks! I lift weights at work sometimes so that'll do for me, that pic is pre-current job and I'm a bit fitter than then, plus I keep fit in the house, gyms aren't for me, I find them a bit gay, I'm afraid. I'm disappointed you never came out with the 'good looking kid' line you sometimes throw about. Thats you sooo chucked! Some people are so good looking it doesn't even need saying though You can't see my 1992-£5-old-man-style-billy-stamper-from-someones-kitchen-in-Walker tattoo or you'd be fucking drooling, man!

WTF? Live long and prosper, luke Redwood Spock!

Whenever I've had season tickets they always been with our lass and either in level 7 or Bar 1892. Did you share her ticket one year in level 7? I bet its you!

There's a bloke next to me and he never says a word. He's only about 5ft 2 and looks abit oriental. Everyone calls him 'Hop Sing'. You want to watch what your saying, Oz, he might take you by supplies one day!

Actually, his brother once had his seat and was the double of him, you his brother, then? He didn't say much so could have been a right cunt for all I know!

Ya much younger than I thought. Your derbies hardly like Robert Maxwell's even there. What a would dee when ye get paid is have a look on here personally http://www.priorysports.co.uk/weights-and-benches.html Bench pressing etc? No thanks! I lift weights at work sometimes so that'll do for me, that pic is pre-current job and I'm a bit fitter than then, plus I keep fit in the house, gyms aren't for me, I find them a bit gay, I'm afraid. I'm disappointed you never came out with the 'good looking kid' line you sometimes throw about. Thats you sooo chucked! The dressing up in the bedroom is some serious stuff in your boudoir, cat! You look very like the bloke I sat next to for two seasons! Ian I think his/your name was. If CT is him he was a sound bloke actually. I don't think it is but very, very similar.

Do you actually watch football? I do wonder when I'm watching your lot. Comparing him to Ardiles....Game over really. To be fair Tottenham are a good side, but anyone can beat them because they're easily bullied. Modric is overrated imo, after every game "ahv been this faakin gyyme firty eyyt yurrs, and i aint ever seen a better midfeewdur than Luuwkuh" that mug Redknapp, he's not even in their six best players in my view. Bale and VDV being their best player and JDFHAY probably most important for his goals. Stevie sounds more like Redknapp than Redknapp himself!

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Like I said, all females on here are good looking in my mind.

While she's on board; Toonraider

ToughGuy's mental image of his Thursday afternoon. Alternatively; Our mental image of his thursday afternoon.

If Toughguymick is watching, then we'll know John Bishop's opening gag this coming St. Patricks night.

Eskimo wife " Irish Stew for tea tonight Nanook" Nanook. " O'Ceallagain?" Coat is on… That was so bad we'll send your coat on to you, just go!

I know this has been on before but I still find it quite funny.

They really know how to clutch at straws, don't they? (Which is no mean feat when all you have are trotters, to be fair.)

Worst NUFC rumour "we never booed Sir Bobby out of our ground" Well I seem to recall a 'lap of honour' at the end of the season being fairly empty as 5th place was scraped as a lot of players looked less than interested for a couple of months up to then when a CL place was very atainable. Can't remember Bobby being booed out our ground, though. If you're going to obsess about our club can't you do it with your own brethren?