Howmanheyman

You could put him in with that bunch, certainly not the rest, (based on his NUFC time).

Charming man that Derek Llambias.... He said that? Really? says it all, doesn't it? I don't think Al is some kind of God at all, but do wonder how a man can be blamed for relegating a club in seven games. The regime were responsible for relegation and for this utter fucking cretin to suggest otherwise seriously gets my urine bubbling over. I don't think I've ever held anyone in charge at NUFC in more contempt than Llambias, and that's no mean feat, he is the Goebbels of NUFC but not as talented.

Oh Andy Carroll You were the love of my life Oh Andy Carroll You could've punched my wife Oh Andy Carroll I hate Mike Ashley too!

aythangoooo Im not going to do a Leazes but that is something Ive said all along, hes not done it in anything like the way I expected ie a fire sale and leaving us screwed but bit by bit hes taking the money he "invested" and doesnt give a fuck what it does to the club. The same will happen with Ben Arfa, Tiote and anyone else that looks good, once a good offer comes in they'll be sold and a lower quality signing replace them on the hope the same happens again. At some stage he'll sell us for £200m and end up about £100m in profit with no thought for what its done to our club. Lets just hope thats before its too late. Not a fucking cat in hells chance anyone will pay that.

That's about it, really. If it's true we offered fourteen million for Zog then these lot are as clueless as we all know they are and it also is an encouraging sign for any would be sellers to us in the future. Desperation stuff. Also be interesting to see the calibre of player we try to recruit in the summer if we're still a PL club. If he spends about 15 mill on a couple of 'past it' players like Keane then half the money plus wages is spunked up the wall and we'll be worse off, it's always the way I'm afraid.

It'll all be AC's fault, (they'll say in the statement that shouldn't be issued as they don't do statements apart from the times when they do.)

I'm pleased I missed all that shite. David Craig is a complete prick, no friend of NUFC and thick as thieves with the Goons runninig our club. He's basically very comfy with Lambchops for his info. It's his job.

I'd go along with that. I got a link to this place to some thread from Paddocklad who I know from another forum which is dying on its arse. Can't remember what is was about now but was impressed with a lot of the posts in it so signed up but I definitely felt this place was a bit clicky, not sure that I'm now used to it or have become 'accepted' so don't notice it as much or if the place is still like this for posters newer than myself. You're tolerated, just, as a favour to Paddocklad. Cheers, Rents. Are you the one with the stained glass windows? My toleration's wearing thin. I need admin powers. I'll take that as a 'yes'. Funny place this with some good posters, to be fair. I particularly like that Toughguy kid, the Man U one with the stand up comedy. He's good. To be honest, it is a good place, what the place needed when I signed up were more working class people, no disrespect to people who were born in Hong Kong or the likes of Renton. You don't want charva's, but you want proper geordies to go alongside people who like debating fine art and dabble in stained glass windows. There's about 15/20 posters came in since 2007 who have given the place a happy balance in that respect. I would implement a few rule changes personally though. If someone is just a thick chavvy cunt, immediate ban, the equilibrium at the moment is good. Thats me fucked then!

I'd say a fair few weren't into football pre-1990 because they were too young. Not really their fault to be fair.

I'd go along with that. I got a link to this place to some thread from Paddocklad who I know from another forum which is dying on its arse. Can't remember what is was about now but was impressed with a lot of the posts in it so signed up but I definitely felt this place was a bit clicky, not sure that I'm now used to it or have become 'accepted' so don't notice it as much or if the place is still like this for posters newer than myself. You're tolerated, just, as a favour to Paddocklad. Cheers, Rents. Are you the one with the stained glass windows? My toleration's wearing thin. I need admin powers. I'll take that as a 'yes'. Funny place this with some good posters, to be fair. I particularly like that Toughguy kid, the Man U one with the stand up comedy. He's good.

An idiot who played for us as he did the odd time I saw him play for Inter Milan. Should be a cracking player but has no football brain.

I'd go along with that. I got a link to this place to some thread from Paddocklad who I know from another forum which is dying on its arse. Can't remember what is was about now but was impressed with a lot of the posts in it so signed up but I definitely felt this place was a bit clicky, not sure that I'm now used to it or have become 'accepted' so don't notice it as much or if the place is still like this for posters newer than myself. You're tolerated, just, as a favour to Paddocklad. Cheers, Rents. Are you the one with the stained glass windows?

I was 'invited' onto it from 606. It's mainly arsenal, man U, chelsea and us.

I'd go along with that. I got a link to this place to some thread from Paddocklad who I know from another forum which is dying on its arse. Can't remember what is was about now but was impressed with a lot of the posts in it so signed up but I definitely felt this place was a bit clicky, not sure that I'm now used to it or have become 'accepted' so don't notice it as much or if the place is still like this for posters newer than myself. What one? I'm not saying!!!

Under twelve stone today. first time for a decade at least, I'd guess. Always fluctuate between 12.3 to 12.8.

I'd go along with that. I got a link to this place to some thread from Paddocklad who I know from another forum which is dying on its arse. Can't remember what is was about now but was impressed with a lot of the posts in it so signed up but I definitely felt this place was a bit clicky, not sure that I'm now used to it or have become 'accepted' so don't notice it as much or if the place is still like this for posters newer than myself.

As bad as Roger de Courcey is, (and he's stank out every NUFC game he's edited commentated on), Charles Harrison was still the worst commentator I've ever heard, bar none. One song I'd like to see back is 'We love you Newcastle, we do' instead of the new camp version, 'We love Newcastle, we do'. Seriously, young children, it sounds fucking terrible, give your heeds a shake and get the proper more manly version back. Now. Uncle HowmanHeyman knows these things. Aye but the way we used to sing Newcastle was, Newcsul, Sima made the point a while ago. The younguns don't get it. I can't believe no one likes me song by the way, he's me thinkin a could be the toon's answer to Susan Boyle. Quite. The new version of 'we love Newcastle', though. Surely to God those young'uns singing it must realise how shit it sounds? All of a sudden, when that song gets an airing, it's like L7 has turned into Aled Jones younger, gay-er sons.

As bad as Roger de Courcey is, (and he's stank out every NUFC game he's edited commentated on), Charles Harrison was still the worst commentator I've ever heard, bar none. One song I'd like to see back is 'We love you Newcastle, we do' instead of the new camp version, 'We love Newcastle, we do'. Seriously, young children, it sounds fucking terrible, give your heeds a shake and get the proper more manly version back. Now. Uncle HowmanHeyman knows these things.

That's awesome that shirt man, retro. It was my dad's back when he had manlove for Mario Kempes. Is it authentic 1978 adidas? It's just one of my pet hates, seeing kids walking the streets in other countries tops. During the WORLD CUP walking round the shops families with kids in Brazil tops, France, Italy, USA, Argentina and even Germany. ABE really fucks me right off. If I was in power I'd jail the parents. The only one I accept is Max off Max and Paddy walking round in his Pakistan cricket top cos it's for a gag. My youngest daughter is a bit of a tomboy and has more strips than I ever had at the same age, I think I had one toon top at her age and my mam stitched on the magpie/castle crest on it! Anyway, she got a cheap snide Cyprus kit on our hols, she wanted an Argentina one, she's of course got a Newcastle one, a glentoran one and a Northern Ireland one, and an Italian kit, hell she's even got an England strip! thats just off the top of my head! They're all just daft kids ones with the exception of the NUFC one and the Glens shirt. My mother* usually buys most of them. I don't mind her wearing another countries top on during the World Cup, she's a bairn, a lass and it means nowt to me. I'd be more concerned with the strange people who don't follow NUFC or football in particular who suddenly have fucking dopey looking St. George flags and other such tat adorned everywhere come World Cup time. *She knows the rules and so does the bairn. No club teams other than NUFC. (I let my mother off with Glentoran as they're a small club from another country and my Grandfather hadn't long died and was a fan so my mother got one out of sentiment.)

I've been Stokoed!!!!!

Keys needs taking down a peg or two, he's some tickets on himself, that twat. Can't abide the smug bastard.

Ya much younger than I thought. Your derbies hardly like Robert Maxwell's even there. What a would dee when ye get paid is have a look on here personally http://www.priorysports.co.uk/weights-and-benches.html Bench pressing etc? No thanks! I lift weights at work sometimes so that'll do for me, that pic is pre-current job and I'm a bit fitter than then, plus I keep fit in the house, gyms aren't for me, I find them a bit gay, I'm afraid. I'm disappointed you never came out with the 'good looking kid' line you sometimes throw about. Thats you sooo chucked! Some people are so good looking it doesn't even need saying though You can't see my 1992-£5-old-man-style-billy-stamper-from-someones-kitchen-in-Walker tattoo or you'd be fucking drooling, man! ahahaha Unclean shaven, bad with the beer from a night in the Scrogg, geordie voice like Barry White, chicken stuck in his teeth - that's the vision of your tattooist you're painting to me. Big pink heart with "WOR LASS" written in the middle of your tattoo. Don't be daft! it's a skull with a sword going through it and a snake wrapped round it. Every one wants to sit next to me on holiday, man, I tell you.

Maybe he should fuck off back to Reading if he wants a support who aren't going to urge the team forward. I miss all the fun at half time, I'm gutted I missed Tino like succesfully doing the cross bar challenge, I heard the roars from the bar and wondered what the fuck it was about till I got back to the seat. Any footage around. "ahv been this faakin gyyme firty eyyt yurrs, and i aint ever seen a better baww hit agiynst the crossbower than old man faacking Tino Aspriyya did"

Whenever I've had season tickets they always been with our lass and either in level 7 or Bar 1892. Did you share her ticket one year in level 7? I bet its you! Honest, I dont think it is. I got the seats in level 7 when KK returned and there was myself the wife and my youngest daughter who was 3/4 at the time. I have two brothers , quite a bit older and I dont think either of them have been to a game in the last 20 years, if ever. And Im not called Ian. Aye, he was a canny bloke, to be fair.

Ya much younger than I thought. Your derbies hardly like Robert Maxwell's even there. What a would dee when ye get paid is have a look on here personally http://www.priorysports.co.uk/weights-and-benches.html Bench pressing etc? No thanks! I lift weights at work sometimes so that'll do for me, that pic is pre-current job and I'm a bit fitter than then, plus I keep fit in the house, gyms aren't for me, I find them a bit gay, I'm afraid. I'm disappointed you never came out with the 'good looking kid' line you sometimes throw about. Thats you sooo chucked! Some people are so good looking it doesn't even need saying though You can't see my 1992-£5-old-man-style-billy-stamper-from-someones-kitchen-in-Walker tattoo or you'd be fucking drooling, man!