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I wonder who'll do the Villa v Man United later on? I wonder if it'll be an ex-Villa player or Gary Neville?

"I see you've got Alan 'send a glass eye to sleep and ex-Arsenal' Smith doing the West Ham v Arsenal game then, sky sports?"

I've virtually written off this season because of the difficulties we've had to put up with so in the cold light of day I'm not going to really call anyone, obviously a bit different if I'm in the house having a few beers watching it but other than that it is what it is. I'm sure I saw someone say only five points worse off than at this stage last year which seems mental and a credit to the effort the uninjured are putting in. The trajectory should be up, learn some lessons, make notes of the cunts trying to stop us and hopefully rub their noses in it in the future.

Miley has done a great job but he's not ready for anything more than a cameo yet. The future's bright for the kid. He needs a rest.

EDL knacker. Photographed shaking hands with a mackem counterpoint. Fuck him.

Sunderland AFC director Dave Jones is absolutely devastated on sky btw. Oh well.

Thoughts and prayers to @PaddockLad obviously.

Take a bow Bruno, everything about that goal from winning that ball was sheer class.

I had a feeling Luton would fuck it up today tbh.

Also their first goal, good position and almiron puts a dreadful pass to longstaff and they break on us. I thought it was a terrible ball then you watch them score from it. Awful.

Their first goal came from a rank shit pass and they've broke on us, unlucky for their second but they've had a couple of other chances. Dubs has done well shot stopping but at this level if you want to do well you need a more proactive keeper coming out of his box. Midfield is a fucking joke, it's mainly bad luck I totally get that but it's killing us defensively. Burn is no slower than last year but Pope isn't sweeping and we're so porous in midfield it's unreal.

Midfield is the problem this year.

It's been a bit of a weird season, like. Genuinely don't know what you're going to get, (apart from a guaranteed travesty at Anfield). I just watch and hope for the best!

Especially those in-laws, eh?

HT score from the 'Kenny'....

He reckons that was a penalty to spurs.

Co-commentator in this game has to be ex-spurs or a fan.

It looks like a quarter to half of Man City's crowd have fucked off rather than applaud their side off.

Sean Dyche and Sam Allardyce definitely have bog blocking shites. 2-0. Over to you, Luton.

Watched episode 1 of the miner's strike on Ch4 the other day. It's amazing how angry you can get watching this and hearing that cunt Thatcher's rank patter after forty years. I was thinking whilst watching it that shirebrook was HQ for sports direct and right enough the programme highlighted that at the end. I hope the scabs kids ended up working there.

HT score....

To be fair, early kick offs are horrendous but they're like this regularly for run of the mill games whatever the time.

Seeing Everton are away to Man City and Luton are home to Sheffield United can we ban gemmill from posting till after five o'clock today, please?

Michael Beale seeing that.....