Howmanheyman

Just got in for the penalty/sending off. #ThoughtsandPrayers @PaddockLad, @Toonpack, @Kevin Carr's Gloves.

Latest: 'Kylie Minogue now not under consideration by HMHM.'

It's alright, they didn't want him anyways.

Sky just now, 'Jarrad Branthwaite didn't make the euros but things looking up for him as things hotting up as Manchester United show their interest. More later.' That's a proper Sky Sports 'fuck you, Everton'

I think you can only transfer so many games now it's all digital.

Anyone else would've just said 'my old mate and his son.'

He has to as well (or you do it for him). I did ok two seasons ago with my daughter in the family section of the Milburn L7 but she was too old for it last season and the two memberships got me diddly squat. Needless to say I'll not be paying it this season. Good luck!

And where's Peter White?

That's not you. It's a Scots lad and his German son.

Is this the old time forum equivalent of fish saying he's got a girlfriend?

He was total mediocrity. Thauvin etc were gambles they'd be sold on at a profit if they did the business for us like a cabaye.

A who's who of cunts in this thread.

(Obviously I'll not show her this, FUCK THAT).

Rough quote, 'I don't get it, is he saying they're putting the bottles in the normal rubbish?'

Just showed that to the missus and she wasn't sure what he was getting at.

Sounds a bit like me although in my case the neighbours are as global thinking as myself.

Good luck to the kid for making a living as a professional footballer throughout the leagues but it's a damning indictment of the mike Ashley era that one of those clubs was us.

Summer project back garden official attendance: 42,836

This is starting to look like the political equivalent of Sunderland hanging on for far too long and making all the wrong moves in a desperate attempt to cling on devastating them long term so when the inevitable happens they're absolutely and catastrophically fucked.

He absolutely knows his audience inside fucking out.

"Carlos Tevez Martin Demichellis Jermain Defoe Yaya Toure" "Err, hello? Is that Carlos Tevez?" "Si." "Now that you're back home in Argentina and managing independiente would you like to jack it all in and come and be the Sunderland manager?" [Phone hangs up] "Hello? Hello? Carlos? Are you still there?"