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I don't know what DannyCL looks like but being a Londoner/Spurs fan can imagine everything he's done is bigger/better then all of us, his house will be classy, he'll earn more money, he'll be cool as fuck, be far more English than most of us, will talk a glass eye to sleep and will have an almost encyclopedic knowledge of how Spurs are a glorious club brimming with history whilst at the same time knowing that it's a 'well known fact' that NUFC used to average only 7,000 when in the lower leagues before Keegan managed there. I've probably missed a few things there, mate. You can put me right. P.S. Whilst I'm on about non-Mags, Billy Castell will be a younger version of Jim Bowen.

Struggling to sell Season Tickets/Memberships? Yet another reason to despise these cunts running the club. I've sat in these seats for the last couple of years and prefer to sit up there. Last year I wouldn't renew in case the the twat grabbed the ST sales money and sold, so used a long distance Mags ticket for the games he couldn't make and paid on the day when he was up. This year I wasn't going to bother with a ST as I'll miss about 5-6 games through work, it would prob be cheaper to get the tickets as and when. Now, though? Why the fuck should I have to pay £20 just so I can pay on the day to sit where I want? Fucking useless greedy bastards. I'm probably going to have to get a ST but feel like just telling the cunt to stick it and keep my money from going to SportsDirect.

If that means im chunk from the goonies i can live with that, obviously I have a totally different avatar on the "secret board" with my true identity Okey Dokey! I can picture you, then.

Don't worry about the beer and the money, I'll see you alright when I get my glasses, Percy.

He looks like Brad Paisley if he lost the hat and took up a desk job. I realise that probably doesn't help. I know what you mean. Meenzer is that bloke with the guns to his head, Alex is definitely the Cookie Monster but Kevin is 'Kevin the Teenager' from Harry Enfield's show. "LOOK AT ME!!!!!!"

I've met Percy Street and Paddocklad. Two sound blokes. I like having the odd look on here and sometimes get a laugh, but it's definitely a bit cliquey, put it this way, I don't feel part of the 'toontastic club'. Not saying that's a bad thing or a good thing, just my impression. Neither do I. There's an element of "a naa yee, yee naa me, a naa yee n yee naa me nananananaaaaa ooh" about it, but I just think fuck it. It's somewhere to talk about the toon, and there's plenty of people who post on here, who like me only know a few people personally who can come on and just say what they like. We're in the age of the internet, I don't buy the mag anymore because myself and at least 20 others onhere have as much insight if not more than the contributors on there so I think what's the point? I mean someone like yourself, remember Iasked you aboutthe picture of the pitch invasion at Forest in the mid 80's straight away you knew. That's what I call a toon fan. I mean you're saying you don't feel part of it, what do you want a blow job of the Trent Posse? People like yee are what this board needs. Local knowledgable old cunts who can give insightful words without being patronising. If they're female and half-decent looking then, err, yes! I wasn't moaning about it, just stating that many of you seem to be pals already. P.S., I'm not much older than you so 'old cunts' is a funny one, Stevie. I'm very much in the late 20's scrapin in to early 30's bracket. Big difference that to late 30s heading straight for mid 40s Well the Wife's 32 so if you're only as old as the lass you're feeling..........

I've met Percy Street and Paddocklad. Two sound blokes. I like having the odd look on here and sometimes get a laugh, but it's definitely a bit cliquey, put it this way, I don't feel part of the 'toontastic club'. Not saying that's a bad thing or a good thing, just my impression. Neither do I. There's an element of "a naa yee, yee naa me, a naa yee n yee naa me nananananaaaaa ooh" about it, but I just think fuck it. It's somewhere to talk about the toon, and there's plenty of people who post on here, who like me only know a few people personally who can come on and just say what they like. We're in the age of the internet, I don't buy the mag anymore because myself and at least 20 others onhere have as much insight if not more than the contributors on there so I think what's the point? I mean someone like yourself, remember Iasked you aboutthe picture of the pitch invasion at Forest in the mid 80's straight away you knew. That's what I call a toon fan. I mean you're saying you don't feel part of it, what do you want a blow job of the Trent Posse? People like yee are what this board needs. Local knowledgable old cunts who can give insightful words without being patronising. If they're female and half-decent looking then, err, yes! I wasn't moaning about it, just stating that many of you seem to be pals already. P.S., I'm not much older than you so 'old cunts' is a funny one, Stevie.

I've met Percy Street and Paddocklad. Two sound blokes. I like having the odd look on here and sometimes get a laugh, but it's definitely a bit cliquey, put it this way, I don't feel part of the 'toontastic club'. Not saying that's a bad thing or a good thing, just my impression. Dude, I'm one of the Toontastic Legends, I invite you to the club, we have cookies. I'm a Brit........remember, you don't like them. And Enimem, for fucks sake! Leave this thread. Don't come back. Your opinion is no longer valid. Ok, Kev, my pleasure.

I've met Percy Street and Paddocklad. Two sound blokes. I like having the odd look on here and sometimes get a laugh, but it's definitely a bit cliquey, put it this way, I don't feel part of the 'toontastic club'. Not saying that's a bad thing or a good thing, just my impression. Dude, I'm one of the Toontastic Legends, I invite you to the club, we have cookies. I'm a Brit........remember, you don't like them. And Enimem, for fucks sake!

I've met Percy Street and Paddocklad. Two sound blokes. I like having the odd look on here and sometimes get a laugh, but it's definitely a bit cliquey, put it this way, I don't feel part of the 'toontastic club'. Not saying that's a bad thing or a good thing, just my impression.

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You're friends with retards Not any more - she's removed. Compounds my belief that you shouldn't accept requests from mongs you went to school with! I bet you never called her a mong on facebook! Craig: "hey, what you up to? x" Mong: "just having a vodka cos me bairns are doing me head in, then i'm going in the bath. x" Craig: "i'll come round and wash your back if you want. ;-) x" Mong: "eee, what you like, craig! x" Hmmmn?

Dreadful shirt that, you muppet . Plus Euro '88 memories just to compound it's crimes. Didnt get much better in green and yellow stripes mind either. Nah, quite liked it but never got it at the time, I did get a similar styled shirt by umbro but it wasn't our green and yellow striped top, which I didn't like, it was Rangers instead. I can't say the memories of Euro '88 left me too traumatised, only nufc can do that. I do remember being in Belfast for the Holland game and someone had rigged up a telly outside a block of flats and it was a really sunny day. Van Basten had us for breakfast.

Lush.

England '87-'89 Seen it, tried it on and had a nostalgia attack. Left the shop £39 lighter. What shirt would people on here like re-released like umbro are doing with some of the England shirts?

Tbf the Army were welcomed by catholics when they first came over but it soon transpired that their intentions certainly weren't to win hearts and minds, they're heavy handed tactics meant that they ended up losing the confidence of both sides of the community. I have a general question if anyone cares to have a go at answering it, what were the alternatives for Northern Irish catholics? They were discriminated against for jobs and housing, they were disenfranchised and under represented in the Northern Ireland parliament, their attempts and peaceful protest were being ignored, they were being thrown in jail without trial, Thatcher was letting an MP die on hunger strike, they simply didn't have a voice. I'm not defending terrorism but this wasn't just about getting a united Ireland, it was also about the institutional discrimination against a community that didn't have a voice. So violence aside, what could they have done? Easy for me to say with hindsight, but, by keeping the high moral ground, they would have eventually got their fair share as a community in Northern Ireland, if that was their aim. Unfortunately things don't change overnight but they inevitably do, clever media manipulation in a media age will get you pretty far. I don't think it's a coincidence that Apartheid, the fall of Soviet empire, and the Irish peace process all happened within a few years of each other. Peaceful Catholic protesters would have had their voices heard and would have had even more strong support from the USA in my opinion. For those who wanted a United Ireland, by resorting to violence they lost the high moral ground. Also, any fear of the IRA changing their stance and getting back to what they were in the seventies and eighties went to fuck when those planes flew into World Trade centre in my opinion.

It's not in the public interest to name them imo. Most of the people seem to be happy that the dead have been cleared of any wrongdoing and that Cameron has issued an apology, in fact they're very pleased with the PM's words. IIRC the soldiers were originally going to be named but got a court order to guarantee their anonymity, still doesn't prevent them from prosecution and the DPP is going to look at the report. lets hope they prosecute the murdering scumbags Adams and McGuiness too then. Somehow I doubt it though. Why are so many people so keen to point the finger at security services on so many occasions like this, and not the real scumbags ? Fuck off you old twat. real scumbags? if by scumbag you refer to murderers and killers of the innocent then you must mean the British army. My Dad once thought he stopped McGuinness when he was a wanted terrorist, but wasn't 100% sure if it was him. If he suspected he was him, one thing my Dad never did was to pull him out of his car, drag him to some waste ground, torture him and then kill him in cold blood. Would my Dad have got the same consideration had the tables been turned? I still remember those poor intelligence blokes who drove down the wrong street and were murdered at a funeral. Really, Kevin, I think you'll find the troubles and the terrorists would have ceased to be a big problem pretty quickly if rules and laws didn't have to be followed. In 30 years this was the worst thing that happened by the British Army and we're still having enquiries to this day! Don't think many countries would have bothered to do this and also apologise to be honest. Without going into details I've had relatives shot by terrorists, one of them was a civilian driving a bus, and that was his only crime, they wanted his bus. So Kevin, do me a favour mate and go stick your head back up your own arse, son. Any legitimacy a terrorist thinks he has goes out the window when they start murdering people. Was your Da a soldier over here? So you think that 13 innocent people murdered should have been swept under the rug the day after? My head is far from up my own arse, it's only you English that find it hard to accept that your soldiers murdered innocent people. Thats the simple fact. Don't say about the IRA etc. because they killed alot more innocent people, they aren't an official armed force. No, I don't think I said that. In a peace keeping conflict, helping the local police, in 30 years, when young men are sent onto the streets with weapons and no idea if someone in a window in a street will shoot them, when people have threw molatov cocktails at them, when they don't know if rioters will do any more than just throw bricks at them, then I think it's a surprise there hasn't been more innocent deaths caused by the Army to be honest. Good job they were almost always professional and didn't just kill any daft young kid who got in their faces. There'd have been a blood bath every few months.

It's not in the public interest to name them imo. Most of the people seem to be happy that the dead have been cleared of any wrongdoing and that Cameron has issued an apology, in fact they're very pleased with the PM's words. IIRC the soldiers were originally going to be named but got a court order to guarantee their anonymity, still doesn't prevent them from prosecution and the DPP is going to look at the report. lets hope they prosecute the murdering scumbags Adams and McGuiness too then. Somehow I doubt it though. Why are so many people so keen to point the finger at security services on so many occasions like this, and not the real scumbags ? Fuck off you old twat. real scumbags? if by scumbag you refer to murderers and killers of the innocent then you must mean the British army. My Dad once thought he stopped McGuinness when he was a wanted terrorist, but wasn't 100% sure if it was him. If he suspected he was him, one thing my Dad never did was to pull him out of his car, drag him to some waste ground, torture him and then kill him in cold blood. Would my Dad have got the same consideration had the tables been turned? I still remember those poor intelligence blokes who drove down the wrong street and were murdered at a funeral. Really, Kevin, I think you'll find the troubles and the terrorists would have ceased to be a big problem pretty quickly if rules and laws didn't have to be followed. In 30 years this was the worst thing that happened by the British Army and we're still having enquiries to this day! Don't think many countries would have bothered to do this and also apologise to be honest. Without going into details I've had relatives shot by terrorists, one of them was a civilian driving a bus, and that was his only crime, they wanted his bus. So Kevin, do me a favour mate and go stick your head back up your own arse, son. Any legitimacy a terrorist thinks he has goes out the window when they start murdering people.

I know a rich and spoilt 16 year old. He's not into football strips but £300 pound to a good home. (I'm still in two minds to sell it, it's got sentimental value). £400 to a twat disclaimer: Virgins must give proof of funds and also have parental permission for me to sell the kit to them.

I know what you mean, mate. Even their names sounded cool as fuck to a young'un.

£210? Hmmmn, I've still got the full kit.............. (anyone know any rich, spoilt ten year olds who are into retro football strips?)

To be fair, if you're from the South-East he's probably funny as fuck. If you're from the North and have superior patter and humour then 'twat' he is, or 'unfunny twat' to be more precise.

Although I wouldn't go as far as Toonpack and support whoever is playing England, I certainly wouldn't be devastated if England do shite, wouldn't be ecstatic if they win it. I love the World Cup because it's great to see the spectacle and there's no real feelings of disappointment as I almost feel a neutral watching it. There are no transfer fees, no sugar daddies and the feeling of hating another country doesn't come into it for me. I hope England do well but wont be crying into my pint if they don't. Maybe the double standards by the media when it comes to us and their own myopic and deluded view of England doesn't help. Also feel that for 'England', read 'London/South-East'. It's fine to laugh and mock us for being gutted when we got relegated but it's ok to be devastated when England get beat in a penalty shoot-out. Nah, don't think so.

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