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...and delivers aid to Palestine. .....And buys The Daily Mail.............Oh, hang on.

And what about those who can't get to every match, Brains of Britain? Talking to a few lads after the match and nobody had a clue about the members or season ticket only change to level 7. Emptiest I've seen in there, congrats fatty, you've lost yourself a few grand there haven't you? Was going to pay on the day this year as I'll probably miss about five games this year due to my shifts. Found out about the membership scheme and just bit the bit the bullet and got the season ticket which was probably the clubs real intention in the first place. When you add the fact that they've only been taking half allocations for away games then you see the contempt these cunts hold us in. It was tongue in cheek like. I've slated them for this decision a few times on here. Apologies, mate.

Justin Lockwood = tit Aye, what a fucking tool. Not as bad as Alan Robson was but, please, lets just say no to radio 'personalities', eh?

Justin Lockwood = tit

There's no cash turnstiles on level 7. for the rest of the season? are there any pay on the gate options now? yes and no. Encourages too many part timers to give it a miss if it's raining. And what about those who can't get to every match, Brains of Britain? Talking to a few lads after the match and nobody had a clue about the members or season ticket only change to level 7. Emptiest I've seen in there, congrats fatty, you've lost yourself a few grand there haven't you? Was going to pay on the day this year as I'll probably miss about five games this year due to my shifts. Found out about the membership scheme and just bit the bit the bullet and got the season ticket which was probably the clubs real intention in the first place. When you add the fact that they've only been taking half allocations for away games then you see the contempt these cunts hold us in. Was a total pleasure being near the Villa fans yesterday, they took some stick and walking past the ones who hadn't already fucked off was pure karma. Their supporters yesterday were utter cack. No pride whatsoever, the ones that didn't fuck off slunked into their seats like the fucking small cocks they are. Any Villa fans reading this, you were fucking shit and I don't just mean on the pitch, a few were apparently giving it the big one on Saturday night in the town trying to take the piss out the toon but come unstuck near Pomphreys so I heard yesterday. What a shame. Best chant yesterday? For me 'You're not laughing anymore' was bettered by "He'll shoot! He'll score! He'll break your fucking jaw! Andy Carroll! Andy Carroll!" But harsh on Steven Taylor, like but

If Leazes meant that some of the modern so-called R&B male singers around at the minute, (quite a few of whom appear to be dark of skin) are in fact utter shit then I'd have to agree with him to be honest. I'm not 'pissed off' by it or by the singers, but they aint as good as some of the people already mentioned, Marvin Gaye or Neo? Serious tuneless drivel that Neo kid 'sings'. I thought some of the older rap stuff was ok at the time, 'Fight the power' by Public Enemy being an example, 'The message' by Grandmaster flash being another.

sources? No thanks, I'll stick with salt and vinegar, love.

I think the intention was for people to describe the impression they get from posters other than themselves to be honest. Although there's some good posters on here I still think this place is a shrinks wet dream. There's the odd attention seeker, (Hello, Kevin, bonjour ASM), but overall it can be interesting and funny on here, if I had to pick the one poster who makes me laugh the most on here I'd go for Stevie. you can't knock the lads Geordie pride and his sometimes antagonistic posts towards oppo fans/Towns and opinions on people usually make good reading especially on the occasions where he gets it back in spades. Also this thread is a good one and was started by him and is a typical Stevie thread.

Dear Kevin, Ruler of Planet Houston speaks a lot of sense. I feel as if I'm the only one on here with a uni-free education. I decided to stay on in the sixth form after fucking about after school instead of doing my coursework and thus getting crap marks as most of my gcse's required coursework rather than letting the actual exam determine my results. Anyway, after about four weeks into it I could see I was just wasting my time and was deep down just afraid of leaving school and my mates and getting on with living life in the real world. Yes there's been ups and downs but in my experience if you're genuinely bright enough and prepared to get involved at work you can do well for yourself as has been explained, employers look for good attitude and intelligence, whisper it quietly, but not all students are the brightest and this will get exposed very quickly in the workplace. As RoPH says, maybe uni is best for those with a real sense of what they want to do and who know exactly what certificates they need to achieve their goal. If you're really thick as fuck then do what you want as it'll not matter in the end. Good luck.

I think he should put on a high Viz bib and go round knocking on peoples doors asking them how there day is going and do they think it's a good thing that cats and dogs who are hurt get treatment to make them better? He could then ask if they'd like to set up a small standing order of say, £2.50 a month to help the RSPCA give these poor hurt animals some medical treatment. I know after a twelve hour shift when I'm sitting down to my tea that I love nothing better than to answer my door to these 'guys'. Kevin's missing a trick working in Mcdonalds if you ask me. Mrs. Fist has banned me from answering the door since I told the last Charity crew to "Foxtrot Oscar". I usually go to the door foaming at the mouth to only to see a bright eyed young student type lass trying to make a few quid so I end being nice to them. They still walk away with fuck all though.

Women generally are. there is a thread way back when somewhere where this is discussed in detail , I have had sight of several "ghosts" " spirits" " apparitions" whatever you want to call them and actually do speak to them from time to time but not for money , my services are free not a single one of them have given me the lottery numbers or who the Toon are going to sign as yet so it's not all it's cracked up to be It's definitely a lass thing. If I was a ghost I'm sure I'd have a gander at women rather than men, no disrespect to Meenzer.

I think he should put on a high Viz bib and go round knocking on peoples doors asking them how there day is going and do they think it's a good thing that cats and dogs who are hurt get treatment to make them better? He could then ask if they'd like to set up a small standing order of say, £2.50 a month to help the RSPCA give these poor hurt animals some medical treatment. I know after a twelve hour shift when I'm sitting down to my tea that I love nothing better than to answer my door to these 'guys'. Kevin's missing a trick working in Mcdonalds if you ask me.

Women generally are.

Bollocks probably I bet lots of people on your street have died in various ways, there's probably one for every occasion. I'm sure your wife's account is genuine, but there may be other explanations for this. Incidentally, if you think of ghosts as people, they are significantly less scary. I mean if it's just your old grandad or whatever hanging around in a cloud of gas, you'd probably just tell him to feck off and give you some privacy. I'm more scared of burglars, they might have knives I agree with much of that. My wife aint the type to tell lies about things like that, maybe she was stressed out and imagined it or maybe it was some 'photograph' from time replaying or maybe it was a bona fide spirit marking her territory, we'll never know. It happened fairly regularly and has never happened in our new home, (we've been here nearly ten years now).

Wow See, you wouldn't expect your wife to lie would you? And you also wouldn't expect her to have an over-active imagination especially if you only found out about the girl when you moved out. I hate to say it but her nanna was one of these fuckers who can talk to the dead, she made a a bit of money through it. Absolute bollocks to me and my missus. She told me about the girl at the time and she was a real scaredy cat about me doing the odd night shift but she was unnaturally placid about the girl, she genuinely wasn't worried about it.

My wife swears blind she used to see a young girl in our old house before we had kids, she said she never felt scared and the young girl just wanted company. Months later we found out a young girl who lived in our house was killed in the street by a car. Bollocks or an over-active imagination? I once thought I'd seen a ghost when I was about 7. I fucking screamed my head off till my dad came rushing through to see what was happening. I probably just woke up and imagined it, it was a long time ago and a bit hazy now, but my wife is convinced.

I thought we'd look reasonable tonight but still let in a few, and so it came to pass. Even when we had a decent side I never fancied us down here but what a sorry state when we can rejoice in having a couple of attempts. Do we need to go over the obvious flaws? Hughton must know them but what can he do in his position? We might well stay up. Wow-wee!

I can't remember us singing that. Maybe in the seventies?

Don't know who 'Spoony' is, Savage is a plum, Lovejoy is the epitome of what the media think football fans want, post-1992 and that cunt Green is one odious man, thinks he's the star of the show with an opinion that we want to hear......that, cunt-chops is what is really deluded.

They were doing so well up to that point too the fucking idiot. Maradona could take over at Villa, prepare eleven lines at half time for his players, and one for him, and they'd still be a boring fucking club. Too true. Saw a report on them last night on MotD 2. Tony Morley and a couple of fans telling the reporter how big a club Villa are and couldn't believe why Milner would want to go to Man City as they were bigger. First game of the season at home this year and last, a club on the up, (last year, anyway), 34,000 and 36,000. Fucking giant of a club, Morley, how many live in Birmingham, again?

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completely irrelevant to the NUFC fans with half a brain. Unfortunately it would be made to be all too relevant. I'd be in for him like a shot. there IS a fair few thousand of them without half a brain, or without a brain at all. The bottom line is pro-Bellamy or anti-Bellamy, we wouldn't go for him. We are back to square one as far as I'm concerned, we were a selling and deeply unambitious club when I first got into football in the eighties and it's come full circle. exactly I like to be positive when it comes to NUFC but I find it hard to be positive with this shower of shite running the club. How grating is it that the likes of fucking Stoke have more muscle in the transfer market than we do, (and thats not condoning the fact that they've wasted millions on that big pudding, Kenwyne Jones), the fact is, they can try to improve, we won't.

completely irrelevant to the NUFC fans with half a brain. Unfortunately it would be made to be all too relevant. I'd be in for him like a shot. there IS a fair few thousand of them without half a brain, or without a brain at all. The bottom line is pro-Bellamy or anti-Bellamy, we wouldn't go for him. We are back to square one as far as I'm concerned, we were a selling and deeply unambitious club when I first got into football in the eighties and it's come full circle.