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Thats the lad. I don't think Kieron answers his texts anymore.

Such an important man in NE football, all the footballers texting him. Actually, who was it that used to name drop Kieron Dyer all the time? Was it Luke something or other? The circles these local journo's mix in, real jaw dropping stuff.

Such an important man in NE football, all the footballers texting him. Wow! seriously 'In the know' with all the big shots! If its Heskey me season tickets in the Mersey. Would it not be easier chucking it in the Teign?

The UDA bloke?????? I think that lunatic was called 'Michael'.

That bush needs trimmed and the grass could do with some feed on it, also the fence could do with painting. Please, no need for thanks.

Wish I was joking this news fresh from The Sun this morning. FYP At the risk of sounding like my dad, what does this mean? It's been doing my head in. Not sure who said it (Dr. K?) but it's 'Felt your pockets'. It's a Scouse tradition It's fixed your post by the way. I kept on thinking 'Fuck You/Your' something or other.

Maybe, but I'll be disappointed if we don't get a decent striker. Carroll would benefit even more playing off someone of Keane's style of play. I agree with that to be fair but have a feeling Keane wouldn't be for us.

Wish I was joking this news fresh from The Sun this morning. FYP At the risk of sounding like my dad, what does this mean? It's been doing my head in.

Can't say I'd be too disappointed if we don't get Keane.

Thats me convinced, then.

Shut it you Yorkshire muppet. It's true that btw. Stevie would wrongly have you believe he can tell the difference between accents a few streets apart, when in fact there isn't a discernible difference until you get to Middlesbrough. Possibly even Scarborough. I'm from the East-end of Newcastle and I can usually tell the difference between Newcastle and North Shields accents never mind Mackems! I can tell the difference between West End and East End of Newcastle never mind nowt else. There's a definite difference between Wallsend and Walker even and that's what a mile apart. The wankest word on Tyneside is "daint" instead of "divvint" and Wallsend people say it. 'Daint' is definitely North Shields, also worked with a North Shields lad who called his mother 'Ma' but it was pronounced 'mar' as in mars bar and not Ma as in ah. If that makes sense. Kids at my school from Wallsend/Hadrian Park etc all used daint. I reckon some Wallsend may say it but most North shields do.

Shut it you Yorkshire muppet. It's true that btw. Stevie would wrongly have you believe he can tell the difference between accents a few streets apart, when in fact there isn't a discernible difference until you get to Middlesbrough. Possibly even Scarborough. I'm from the East-end of Newcastle and I can usually tell the difference between Newcastle and North Shields accents never mind Mackems! I can tell the difference between West End and East End of Newcastle never mind nowt else. There's a definite difference between Wallsend and Walker even and that's what a mile apart. The wankest word on Tyneside is "daint" instead of "divvint" and Wallsend people say it. 'Daint' is definitely North Shields, also worked with a North Shields lad who called his mother 'Ma' but it was pronounced 'mar' as in mars bar and not Ma as in ah. If that makes sense.

Shut it you Yorkshire muppet. It's true that btw. Stevie would wrongly have you believe he can tell the difference between accents a few streets apart, when in fact there isn't a discernible difference until you get to Middlesbrough. Possibly even Scarborough. I'm from the East-end of Newcastle and I can usually tell the difference between Newcastle and North Shields accents never mind Mackems!

I once 'blobbed' on the mackems shift the night we were away to Sporting Lisbon in the UEFA cup, 2-1 up from the first game, 1-0 up on the night, by the time we had collapsed 4-1 the shift was over and the non-football fans all of a sudden gave me dogs abuse. Fair enough I had to take it, but the day we beat them when Ameobi got two I went in that night to get the handover from them and the place was like the fucking Marie Celeste as they'd crawled back into the rock.

Methinks the lady doth protest too much! He does, no doubt about it. I didn't know he got one of the manager of the year awards last year, (football writers?). I find that unbelievable if true, spends a bit of money and scrapes 4th place, just goes to show how much 'Arry has the media wrapped around his finger. I read a piece in some papers column the other day and the writer must have typed it with one hand whilst stroking himself, it was all about how Spurs were giants and should be grateful for the 'prudent' way they've done business and how the stadium they're going to build will packed to the rafters and the money will come flowing in. It was nauseous reading but showed the esteem they're held in by loads of the press.

There was a shift full of mackems where I used to work, all the other shifts were Geordies. Only one of the mackems went to the games and you could have banter with him and he took the stick as well as gave it, (this was the season where Emre scored the free kick), the rest seemed decent enough lads apart from one old cunt, (and cunt he was), the man was the most bitter fucker I've ever met, a typical greeting with him on shift handover; Me: "Alreet Jimmy, how's it running? Have you fucked the job yet?" Him: "they-as fucking shit ahl over Shey-rahs and Milburns statues, pigeon shit ahl over it" Real biting satire stuff he came out with, like. The fucker was incapable of speaking without coming out with stuff like this, the man was poison and bitter as fuck about everything to do about Newcastle and I mean bitter. Turns out he was called 'Wallsend Jim' in his younger days as he was born there before moving down to Wearside as a kid and must have took some stick. It must have grated, that and the small man syndrome, he was scarred for life with it. His son worked there too and was a Man U fan, nearly got my mate sacked as they went outside after doing overtime with them and putting up with their shit patter all night. One thing I noticed about the non-match going couldn't-give-a-fuck-about-football mackems, the odd time we took a bad defeat they gained a sudden interest in football, like I said though, they weren't too bad in general, I've found most Sunderland fans I've worked with since aren't too bad especially the ones who go to all the games, they usually give it but take it. As an aside, I worked over in Felling for a couple of years and the amount of Non-Mackem Sunderland fans there genuinely surprised me, one lad I knew supported them but detested mackems and he wasn't alone. Strange.

"Fergie, sign him up, fergie, fergie sign him up"

Nice bit of tapping up live on TV by Man Utd, obligingly provided by a lackey like Crooks. (Why would he just come out with this off his own bat?). *And why would a non-Man U fan refer to them as simply 'United', cunt-chops? Sycophant.

Please!

You're fucking kidding, right? Not at all, sports grounds around the world are being renamed (or relocated) all the time at least we've got the @St James Park left. It's a name at the end of the day, has no influence at all other than that. It's akin to getting upset becasue the new kit isn't how you'd quite like it. Means nowt How you can say 'it means nowt' is beyond me. The name change is the height of tackiness and makes the club lesser if you know what I mean. Everything went quiet as no Business out there wanted to know and now it seems as if they've taken the huff and are just going to give free advertising to SD. It's quite important to the status of our club to play at St. James' Park and not Sportsdirect@St.James.com if you ask me.

You're fucking kidding, right? Is the right answer.

Spends a lot of time on the piss in Ponteland with our players apparently He's still pining for us, poor lamb.

WKL After getting back from the bars after I'd been to the game, I kicked the door off its hinges, threw a cup against the wall, told the kids to fuck off out in the garden and play and get out my sight and told the wife I was fucking fuming! "What's the matter with you?", she said. I told her the awful truth, "We win six nil, Carroll gets a hat-trick, we give those Brummie cunts some unmerciful stick, but then that Barton goes and completely overshadows the whole day by making what looked a Nazi salute. I'm just devastated. Wait till I get on one of them internet message boards! And that Twitter won't know whats hit it when I vent my spleen later on!"

SKY just asked him and Bruce about the fact there was three 6-0's this weekend and he said "it's a bit unexpected but results will calm down later in the season and the Newcastle game was a real surprise and they must be excited up there I know that". Not verbatim like but that was the gist of it, it was his face that spoke a thousand words, though. He can't get over NUFC if you ask me, a bit like someone being 'chucked' by their other, better looking half.

Just saw Big Sham on the telly talking about our game. Looked sick as fuck to be honest, even Bruce had the sense to smile.