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I love how they get to put our signing of KK at the end of that scene in the English paper they bought for Oz. Class show.

Wondered where you'd got to, Oz! Herr Grunwalds been on the phone, wanted to know if you'd rapped.

Sometimes I'm an old 37, others I'm a young 37. But I'm younger looking than my age. It amazes me when you find out the age of people you assume are roughly your age and they're ten years younger. Talk about letting yourself go! Too many pizza/kebab shops round selling cheap pizzas to lazy bastards, male and female, I think.

I'm amazed at the kudos some of these journalists seem to have, made worse in my opinion by appearing on places like SKY as if they have some kind of fantastic enhanced football knowledge us mere mortals can only dream about. Basically, the bloke has managed to write an article questioning the size of our club from one player being sold. There's different angles he could have came at with this, i.e. lack of ambition from Ashley, big gamble by Ashley, wise move by Ashley or even look at the West Ham end of it where they're gambling on a quick return, whatever, but he's a bar-room boor from dahn Sahf who finks he'll ave a giraffe at our expense and stir up some 'debate'. Whenever I see the likes of him and Steve Curry on the box I fucking cringe.

........And then you have our fucking abortion of a shirt.

There's a bit of straw clutching going on here, like.

I agree, it's a bad start. Not because we've got away trips to the top four or five clubs, but rather we've got a run of "tough" games. 1st home game opposition can come out of the blocks like a rocket, the derby can never be predicted and the following 3 fixtures are all games that can go either way. This off season has been weird for me, I was initially pretty negative about transfers, expecting an exodus then, after Cabaye I started to get quite optimistic, but with Nolan going I returned to a mid-point, but this fixture list has not been kind and I'm feeling gloomy about the new season again. Arsenal start off like a house on fire, QPR away isn't a good time to get them, we have a shit record at home to Fulham, Christ knows what our team will be like against our main rivals, and Christ knows if they'll be up for the fight and Villa away won't be easy either.

We were formed in 1992, y'knaa!

Righto.

Paddocklad will wearing a pink carnation and has a room on the 3rd floor. There's no pressure.

Nick, are you on here for 'cultural learnings of NUFC'?

Differed but usually near the top.

Deadman thinks you're a nugget for fucks sake. What radio station did you phone?

We'll finish lower than last year.

Yeah, and that bunch of nobodies still managed to finish the season in the top half of the table, above your bunch of overrated shite, despite you effectively having a three point head start on us. How can our derby game be one of the biggest in football when we aren't even your main rivals? Hang on a minute............Where did I say you weren't our main rivals? All I said was I don't think SAFC matters to me as much as NUFC matters to you. Not the first time I've heard a mackem try and make out that a Geordie doesn't consider you our main rivals. I thought you were brighter than your mate. Not too sure now. FTM? Fucking Thick Mackems

I reckon he's away telling his mates about the 'deluded Maggie bastards' on a mackem site, now.

I'll sometimes talk about NUFC players to Mackems I work with and they're well in with who's who, strengths and weaknesses etc. Then the Mackem starts talking about SAFC players and I completely switch off and lose interest. I reckon I could walk past at least 80% of the SAFC players in the street and wouldn't know them from Adam. Obsessed.

Which MB am I posting on, Mackem?

Obsessed. Like them all.

Old hat, man! We were singing 'why's the scoreboard full of shit?' years ago and got our replies not long after.

Ultras, watch and learn.

Did you do this on porpoise?