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I might have considered it but could only turn up every other week due to work. Plus, I don't know any of you off here from Adam, (including my apparent alta ego, Tuco). If Kevin could play I'd be over there in a shot, though.

I get the feeling Kevin isn't what he makes out to be. He's probably a bit older than 17 and is an attention seeking gimp who gets almost erect when people mention his name.

He came on the pitch one time, (can't remember if it was before the game or half time), got applause off the home fans and did his clowning about then offered on the away fans to laughs from the Toon fans, (think it was Man U or Liverpool fans he was going to chin). Funny at the time to a young'un. It would've been around 1986. RIP.

What a complete and utter Bell helmet this lad is, posts anything for some attention.

Second only to Carla here's stand up on the big boat. The real cockhead.

You keep mentioning H from Steps. Are you going to come out of the closet, carla?

I thought I'd pop back on this to see what caricatures they'd come up with for other supporters out of interest. Here's Arsenal and Chelsea with absolutely no piss taking comments, funny enough. How strange, I thought that was the whole point. TalkShite fan thingy. I'd have put a pic of Viz's 'Cockney Wanker' which would've been a better portrayal in my opinion.

I'd try a forum with Chelsea, Charlton, Spurs, West Ham, Liverpool, Man U and other clubs with supporters who live in the South-East of England if I was you. Who, serious question here, would pay good money, possibly take time off work to travel to Wembley to watch England v Montenegro, free tickets or not? "Love 'em.......or love 'em, you can't get away from the fact that pubs and football go together like sausage and mash, Shaggy and Scooby Doo or Ferdinand and Shearer" If that's the type of patter a University brings then thank fuck I didn't bother and chose the real world instead.

How to launch a football shirt South American style.

Me in Hong Kong in the early seventies, (My Dad was stationed there when he was in the Army).

I'll second that emotion.

That Quality Analysis course I had to pass, what a fucking waste! They should have sent us over there instead to learn the ways of the Broon Ale Yoda Master! I tell you what, half a 550ml bottle and he starts slurring his words! I'd hate to see this cunt do a 12 hour shift with some of the fucking out and out beer fiends who used to work there!!

I guess if there was a 'funny clip' thread this wouldn't be in it. Jesus, Fist, is this the dumbed down US version of 'loose women'? Lovely to look at, though.

I got to see that Katy Perry pic in 'funny pictures'. Thanks, Toontastic.

She knows she's got it, does the Perry. The utter cunt he is........... the hispanic mom from modern family Me gusta las bapas! If you like the continental stylish women then have a look at Penelope Cruz in 'Volver'. Her dumplings were boiling over in that film. The wife said, "Mind, she's lovely that Penelope Cruz", I replied, "Aye she's alright I suppose".

Wow, thats a great record the scousers have got this year on X factor, you must be so proud....... ........Is the answer a psychiatrist might give you as you lie on his couch as he seeks to win your trust so he he can delve into your bleak, shattered life.

The clubs decision to make level 7 season ticket or membership only has backfired totally, so far in our three home games there's been less in there than for any of the games last season in the 2nd division. Also the 'no capital outlay' memo to the press was a masterpiece in how to put any waverers off. Some people obviously didn't like the idea of paying to watch us get stuffed most games at home, which is how the statement came across.

The match itself was easily the lowpoint of the season so far, we were a bit lacklustre in the 1st half but still way better than Stoke who were simply awful, BUT! What happened after the break was disgraceful to be honest, we all know what Stoke are like and what their strongpoints are, you give them freekicks and throw-ins at your peril, bad, bad defeat and I'm afraid getting beat at home to Blackpool and Stoke at home so early on is very worrying, the B'pool game we all put down to 'one of those days', there can be no such excuse for yesterday. On a positive note, Tiote looks head and shoulders better than Smith, mistake bringing him off if you ask me. P.S. I don't know if any of you spotted my mortal drunk twin, think he was around here last night.

Unfortunately we've given the twat the last laugh. Honestly, his side stink out every ground they play at.

I'm absolutely spitting blood with something I saw after the game, walking past the Stoke fans, (My perch is next to them), they came out full of shit having beat us, (fair enough, you give it, you take it), Some complete prick of a cop grabs a kid no more than 14 at best, picks him up and shoves him in front of the stoke fans, I was fucking apoplectic at the time he did it, he could have picked any amount of them, any amount of some worky Geordies but picks a young kid who probably knew no better, I almost had to bite myself to stop myself from having it out with this utter cunt as I would have been lifted 100% if I'd spoke my mind, (I've no doubt violence would have been injected by said bastard and his black bastard mates when I told him I strongly disagreed with his treatment of the young kid). I'm still fucking livid now, I did the right thing for myself and my family, (I'd have been in Market Street now if I'd stepped in), but even now feel that I should have said something to the wanker. .........And I haven't even mentioned the game yet!

These home games against Stoke, Blackpool etc are good indicators of how our season will end up going, we had 'one of those days' against Blackpool but ultimately dropped three vital points to a team we need to be beating at home. Give Stoke a chance with careless freekicks and throw-ins and you're just asking for trouble, keep that to a minimum and we should beat them, we need a good attitude today from not only the players but also our support, (to be fair, we kept with the lads against B'pool). 'It's only Stoke' is the biggest threat to us getting three points today. Totally agree with you, but on the flip side we don't want to be going in there shitting ourselves that its stoke, the players should be told to really have a go at them, tiote to sit in front of the back 2 and encourage perch and enrique to get forward and help Routy and Jonas, Jonas to lay off to Ben arfa when possible, keep the ball on the deck and move it around, none of this over the top, direct football bollocks Definitely not, you're right I just sometimes worry after a couple of superb away wins the feet might get taken off the pedal. To be fair, I'm sure Hughton will be drumming the name 'Blackpool' into them to avoid this, also I hope the players have seen Stokes two goals in midweek which were just typical Stoke goals.

McEwans Champion is a good shout. I used to work at the Tyne Brewery and this was a similar drink to an exported drink called 'McEwans best scotch' which was 8% abv and was the dogs bollocks. As stated by someone else, not something you just chuck down your neck! We used to make the old peculiar as well which isn't bad, either.

These home games against Stoke, Blackpool etc are good indicators of how our season will end up going, we had 'one of those days' against Blackpool but ultimately dropped three vital points to a team we need to be beating at home. Give Stoke a chance with careless freekicks and throw-ins and you're just asking for trouble, keep that to a minimum and we should beat them, we need a good attitude today from not only the players but also our support, (to be fair, we kept with the lads against B'pool). 'It's only Stoke' is the biggest threat to us getting three points today.

Depends which team turns up. Keep the ball on the ground and let them chase the ball, be clinical in front of goal and I really think we'll do these today, if we turn up a bit sluggish, think we're just going to win no matter what, give daft free kicks and throw ins in our own half and it could be a very long day indeed for us. Lets hope the lads are up for it and feeling sharp.