Howmanheyman

Is that the opening gag in his stand up routine? Epitaph Tarby would be turning in his grave if he were dead.

You're right. It's pretty sick like, but I really hope they go bust, cant happen but it would be lovely if it did. It's sick taking satisfaction from other people's pain, but I remember the season before we went down, and we were in trouble, we lost 3-0 at Anfield, and the only song they sung all day was "going down going down going down" and they took great delight in it too. They don't bother me that much more the gloryseekers to be honest and the sympathetic media they get regarding their unhappiness at the Yanks compared to us ungrateful twats being pissed off with Ashley/Llambias.

Is that the opening gag in his stand up routine?

It really wouldn't surprise if they end up falling on their feet, if not with this lot then with some other buyer.

ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Interesting post. For a Manc.

Thats fine mate, we've been up and running for a couple of years and have a fair few people who play some weeks and not others. Also most of the people dont know each other when they start playing so I wouldn't worry about that either. PM me your phone number and i'll add you to my contact list and you'll receive a text on a Monday usually asking about your availability. Just text back a yes or no depending on if you can play or not. Okey dokey.

I might have considered it but could only turn up every other week due to work. Plus, I don't know any of you off here from Adam, (including my apparent alta ego, Tuco). If Kevin could play I'd be over there in a shot, though.

I get the feeling Kevin isn't what he makes out to be. He's probably a bit older than 17 and is an attention seeking gimp who gets almost erect when people mention his name.

He came on the pitch one time, (can't remember if it was before the game or half time), got applause off the home fans and did his clowning about then offered on the away fans to laughs from the Toon fans, (think it was Man U or Liverpool fans he was going to chin). Funny at the time to a young'un. It would've been around 1986. RIP.

What a complete and utter Bell helmet this lad is, posts anything for some attention.

Second only to Carla here's stand up on the big boat. The real cockhead.

You keep mentioning H from Steps. Are you going to come out of the closet, carla?

I thought I'd pop back on this to see what caricatures they'd come up with for other supporters out of interest. Here's Arsenal and Chelsea with absolutely no piss taking comments, funny enough. How strange, I thought that was the whole point. TalkShite fan thingy. I'd have put a pic of Viz's 'Cockney Wanker' which would've been a better portrayal in my opinion.

I'd try a forum with Chelsea, Charlton, Spurs, West Ham, Liverpool, Man U and other clubs with supporters who live in the South-East of England if I was you. Who, serious question here, would pay good money, possibly take time off work to travel to Wembley to watch England v Montenegro, free tickets or not? "Love 'em.......or love 'em, you can't get away from the fact that pubs and football go together like sausage and mash, Shaggy and Scooby Doo or Ferdinand and Shearer" If that's the type of patter a University brings then thank fuck I didn't bother and chose the real world instead.

How to launch a football shirt South American style.

Me in Hong Kong in the early seventies, (My Dad was stationed there when he was in the Army).

I'll second that emotion.

That Quality Analysis course I had to pass, what a fucking waste! They should have sent us over there instead to learn the ways of the Broon Ale Yoda Master! I tell you what, half a 550ml bottle and he starts slurring his words! I'd hate to see this cunt do a 12 hour shift with some of the fucking out and out beer fiends who used to work there!!

I guess if there was a 'funny clip' thread this wouldn't be in it. Jesus, Fist, is this the dumbed down US version of 'loose women'? Lovely to look at, though.

I got to see that Katy Perry pic in 'funny pictures'. Thanks, Toontastic.

She knows she's got it, does the Perry. The utter cunt he is........... the hispanic mom from modern family Me gusta las bapas! If you like the continental stylish women then have a look at Penelope Cruz in 'Volver'. Her dumplings were boiling over in that film. The wife said, "Mind, she's lovely that Penelope Cruz", I replied, "Aye she's alright I suppose".

Wow, thats a great record the scousers have got this year on X factor, you must be so proud....... ........Is the answer a psychiatrist might give you as you lie on his couch as he seeks to win your trust so he he can delve into your bleak, shattered life.

The clubs decision to make level 7 season ticket or membership only has backfired totally, so far in our three home games there's been less in there than for any of the games last season in the 2nd division. Also the 'no capital outlay' memo to the press was a masterpiece in how to put any waverers off. Some people obviously didn't like the idea of paying to watch us get stuffed most games at home, which is how the statement came across.

The match itself was easily the lowpoint of the season so far, we were a bit lacklustre in the 1st half but still way better than Stoke who were simply awful, BUT! What happened after the break was disgraceful to be honest, we all know what Stoke are like and what their strongpoints are, you give them freekicks and throw-ins at your peril, bad, bad defeat and I'm afraid getting beat at home to Blackpool and Stoke at home so early on is very worrying, the B'pool game we all put down to 'one of those days', there can be no such excuse for yesterday. On a positive note, Tiote looks head and shoulders better than Smith, mistake bringing him off if you ask me. P.S. I don't know if any of you spotted my mortal drunk twin, think he was around here last night.