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Not a mobile phone nor a gravy stained shirt in sight. Gerrin!!! FTM.

The bad news is it's the ITV feed.

My dad isn't really that way inclined but he's old now and has slowly been brainwashed but like Darth Vader, I know there's good in him. (politically). Take away politics, (and he doesn't rant on like a gammon anyway), he's just a good bloke. No way, other than the odd comment where my feelings are known, am I pushing it.

I'm not exaggerating and have mentioned this before but it is permanently on at my in-laws, obviously can't speak for when we're not there but every time we go around it's on. I was there on Thursday but it was just the MiL and it was on. I don't say as much to them but I just ask them to turn the volume low 'so I can hear them' and on Thursday just walked in and turned it down myself. Trouble is my dad sometimes watches it, when it's on there I do the same or make some remark. I popped up last Saturday but my Mam was out with my sister so there was just my dad and it was on. I went into the kitchen to make a cuppa for us and when I got back it was on sky news. I never said anything but I was a bit like..... Small steps. He used to read the mirror and slaughter the Tories when I was a kid but started getting the mail around 20-30 years ago and also him being ex-forces helps as they play on that stuff when the truth is they couldn't give a fuck about the plebs who are in the ranks especially before and after their service. It's hard to go too far as I don't want to cause bad feeling in their latter years. (I'd never forgive myself).

Just got in for the penalty/sending off. #ThoughtsandPrayers @PaddockLad, @Toonpack, @Kevin Carr's Gloves.

Latest: 'Kylie Minogue now not under consideration by HMHM.'

It's alright, they didn't want him anyways.

Sky just now, 'Jarrad Branthwaite didn't make the euros but things looking up for him as things hotting up as Manchester United show their interest. More later.' That's a proper Sky Sports 'fuck you, Everton'

I think you can only transfer so many games now it's all digital.

Anyone else would've just said 'my old mate and his son.'

He has to as well (or you do it for him). I did ok two seasons ago with my daughter in the family section of the Milburn L7 but she was too old for it last season and the two memberships got me diddly squat. Needless to say I'll not be paying it this season. Good luck!

And where's Peter White?

That's not you. It's a Scots lad and his German son.

Is this the old time forum equivalent of fish saying he's got a girlfriend?

He was total mediocrity. Thauvin etc were gambles they'd be sold on at a profit if they did the business for us like a cabaye.

A who's who of cunts in this thread.

(Obviously I'll not show her this, FUCK THAT).

Rough quote, 'I don't get it, is he saying they're putting the bottles in the normal rubbish?'

Just showed that to the missus and she wasn't sure what he was getting at.

Sounds a bit like me although in my case the neighbours are as global thinking as myself.

Good luck to the kid for making a living as a professional footballer throughout the leagues but it's a damning indictment of the mike Ashley era that one of those clubs was us.

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