Howmanheyman

I'm looking forward to hearing who the ITV crew criticise at HT and who they don't.

The Slovakian goal, the lad who played him through had two great options on who to pass to and it's been coming.

ITV man, you have all season listening to fucking Keane and Neville and come international tournament time ITV get them in on a loan move.

I've heard the words 'Manchester United' more on this ITV England v Slovakia game than I've heard 'England' never mind 'Slovakia'.

It's not his fault, he's used to his club getting their lift fixed and paying for it in installments.

Seems legit.

Wykiki's wallet.

"Me source, Tiny Tess, the twenty stone monster from the Seaton Delaval social clurb has told me FC Al Hi-Barba from the Saudi league are willing to pay up to 15 mill for the man who would eat himself if he could, one Callum Wilson esquire. You heard it in the deli's bogs first. Lol."

Steve Clarke should get the freedom of Scotland getting a draw with Switzerland.

This is nice..... (and also how gemmill started off as well*) *Grooming kids, not playing guitar.

It's a pity there wasn't an MLF around to windmill the Johnson patriarch.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-06-29/uk-election-pro-russian-facebook-pages-coordinating/104038246

Can't see Gordon starting tomorrow as Geppetto so eloquently explains....

The girl is a top legal expert in this scenario.

".....and then I just write these fantasies out for an online football message board. It all seems so real at the time. Everyone gets cross and somehow feels validated."

It either didn't happen which is sad as fuck or it somehow did and the new manager is showing signs of desperation already before he's even started. (Probably the former).

The sentence structure and the spelling mistakes are funny enough never mind their intent and the contents of their (shit) fantasies.

We used to go to loads of away games when we were about 15-16 and used to wind up one of our number who was fucking mental. We'd all pretend to do the 'no shit' line getting off the football special train at Seaburn or the one at Thornaby for Boro etc but then hold back a bit as the daft lad went strutting along the road to wherever we were continually saying 'no shit' and staring at everyone.

Genuinely cried laughing watching some of the scenes in that.

"How was your pink slice, sir?" MLF:"Ang on a minute an ahl tell ya, marra......nom nom nom, grunt, slurp, schlopp." "Like six in a rowa, marra. Haway the Kyril again! Ah hayatatted him till I die after the black cats bar mag surrender but eyze won me back ovah after eyting this lush pink slice of cheyse so ah winnott have a bad wud to say agayanst him now, like. FTM!"

Fish: "Yeah the whole concept of superheroes being breeded by a global evil order and trying to replace the US military really grabs you and is well put together and highly plausible but Urban's accent is difficult to get past."

Stranded on the iPlayer as well, a Storyville documentary of the people stranded on the Andes in the seventies after their plane crashed and about half of them died straight away was superb. Obviously heard about it but never really looked into it that much. Hard recommend as they say.