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Charva was around for years before the 'Charvas' started using it and its how they got their name. About the time of 1991 you had the Meadowell riots plus bother in the West End and there was a growing trend of people/media talking about 'gangsters' and certain teenagers went fucking mad for it and thought they we well in with hard men they might have once passed in the street. I left school in 1990, a year later met a kid I went to school with, he was from Byker. Anyway, he was talking pure Charva with his mouth contorted on one side of his face, I said, "hoo, Stanna! What the fuck you talking like that for? You had a stroke or something?" as at school he spoke like any other normal kid, to be fair to him he did look a bit embarrassed and started talking 'propa'.

Aye. Fags as well they use for tabs. I don't like word chav, I don't care how many documentaries are done on the word chav is derived from the geordie "charva" absolute fact. Chav's bad enough as a word, but worse when geordies use it, when we have a perfectly good word ourselves. When the word 'Chav' was first used by the papers/all and sundry throughout the country there was a certain smugness as they'd recognised a certain type and gave them a new name, completely oblivious to the fact the word was around in its true form for at least 20 years up here. Any Geordie using the word has no sense of pride in their own language. Chav has 100% been taken from the word charva.

Not licking Meenzers arse, (obviously) but I can't stand the word 'faggot' either. It's from the US in its derogatory form and sounds even worse when someone British says it. Its not big and its not clever.

Some words I can't stand are 'Greame' and 'Souness' as well as 'Derek' and 'Llambias' but only in that order.

Are you Nick? Are you Nick? Are you Nick in disguise? Are you Ni-i-i-ick in disguise?

Isn't it just Americans who say that?

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What? the words 'banter', Good times', and 'bad times' piss you off? Can't really see the problem, they're normal everyday words, aren't they? Until your post I'd never seen or heard 'pahahaha/bahahaha' but I'll keep an eye out for it just in case.

Some people buy his patter, though. As for comparing himself to Mourinho? Well he's a few trophies to go before he can do that, (and not just with the likes of a super rich club, he came to Chelsea's attention after winning it with Porto). It was quite amazing the amount of complete and utter cretins, completely out of touch with events at NUFC, who linked our relegation to Ashley sacking Sham. If we'd been mid table when he was sacked and then crashed down the league and got relegated I'd have said they had a point, but we'd had a year of KK after he left and were in at least a better, if not better, position when they fucked KK off. It's bad enough when Joe Public from Essex, (Talksport listener, great show Adrian), thinks Sham's sacking lead to our demise, but when the shyster himself believes it?

Whats he doing with himself? his Lee is grafting with Glen's fatha at the minute I think. Wrong Fraser!

I've put about 4-5 pounds on a week due to getting a new kitchen put in and having a few take-aways/eating out while the kitchen was out of action. Didn't manage any excerise either while this was going on plus I was off work for a week. Christ. Just shows it doesn't take a lot to put weight on, like. Now things are back to (almost) normality that extra weight will have to get shifted, like.

He's looking at some kid from LA he saw kicking a ball around the park. Santiago Muñez I think he's called. Not sure if he's any good, like.

I think my arse would be twitching like a bunny rabbits nose if I was standing near the edge of that court, mind.

Bell helmet's not a bad insult, actually, mincers canny shite.

Ah shaddup man, Gene, you black, muslim, lesbian whore, you!

proper fucking ladgeful!

FYP Here man! 'Here man, fucking radgie!' (To be more acurate.)

There once was a player called Wayne Fereday who played for us, after his first 45 mins I turned round to my mate and said, 'What a fucking player we have here!' I'd lump that comment in with your pals 'golden boot for Ba' as being one that you'd look back on and think, did I really say that?

'Meh'. Where did this come from? And the even worse, 'My bad'. My bad? My bad? What the fuck is this, like? Where in sweet Jesus did this phrase come from and who would utter it without having any kind of embarrasment?

Aye.

They certainly like to muddy the waters, there's no doubt about that, never call a spade a spade unless its to slag someone. By the way, loved the bit where Pardew's got mike and dekka 'telt' about bringing in new players 'NOW'. Fuck off, man, Pardew you fucking plug. Fools nobody bar a few people who want to believe it. This is what Pardew had to say at the time of his appointment. “I represent the fans. I'm an employee of the club, but I'll be knocking on the door trying to get the maximum funds I can to make the club the best it can be” With our net spending standing at minus £37m since he last knocked on that door I’m not sure why he thinks knocking on it again is a good idea. Perhaps he’d be better off jumping off the Redheugh Bridge. Meeting deep in the SJP corridors; Dekka: "So basically thats where we are at the minute. Ok, Mike, I'll speak to you tonight, ......yeah, buddy! haha, good one......ok, bye........What?......Barton? Nah, fack 'im Mike.......yeah, ok, bye Mike, bye.......(puts phone down)........so Alan, any ava business before we wrap this up?" Pards: "I don't suppose we're any further forward on a new player? (gets a stare and a smirk from Dekka) Orite, Del! just asking, hahahaha. I am the fans representitive and all that jazz! Hahahaha........Anyway, Indians or Chinese tonight, really fancy a ruby. I'll say samthin', they can do a good ruby up 'ere."

They certainly like to muddy the waters, there's no doubt about that, never call a spade a spade unless its to slag someone. By the way, loved the bit where Pardew's got mike and dekka 'telt' about bringing in new players 'NOW'. Fuck off, man, Pardew you fucking plug. Fools nobody bar a few people who want to believe it.

The team that dances together, scores together. That's the top and bottom of it, really.

It's my eldest daughters 9th birthday today so I've got a good excuse for not going, a good excuse if I needed one which I do not. £20 for a kickabout? After all thats been going on? 2-1 to the side with more pre-season games under their belt, in front of what would've been 23,053 had it been a nice day, but instead will be 17,348 with many teenagers gutted they can't wear their new top without a coat on.