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Yes. I just told alex you were, Nick.

Yes he does Alex.

Team Positive? Bollocks! Team Nasty? Heap of shite! Tell CT he can join me on...........

You've had a few waxers as topics, Nick. You have to give people the benefit of the doubt, but in your case, it wore out. LM reckons you're the only person he's put on ignore. Now LM likes an argument, but even he can't be arsed. The feeling is mutual with LM, and as I have said, I find most of the first responses to this topic, utterly moronic. Maybe the topic gets the responses it deserves?

You've had a few waxers as topics, Nick. You have to give people the benefit of the doubt, but in your case, it wore out. LM reckons you're the only person he's put on ignore. Now LM likes an argument, but even he can't be arsed.

We had the makings of a good side the year we finished eleventh when Bobby got in Bellamy and Robert.* Now I'm not saying two good signings would take us to the CL but we could certainly challenge for the the UEFA cup, equally the shit could hit the fan were we to lose Enrique, Tiote, Barton and Nolan, (On top of Carroll going). *On the flip side, we had the makings of a good side the year we finished eighth under McFaul but sold Gazza, Goddard etc and ended up 20th the year after.

he's either blatantly on the wind up or just really dim An attention seeker or a thick cunt? He's doing himself no favours, either way.

Just made a lush omlette with some mushrooms, a bit of tomato, a few diced onions, a bit of grated cheese in it with a small chopped chillie with a slice of wholemeal toast on the side. Will be making Chicken Fajita for tea tonight.

Nick, are you Sven's agent? I just can't imagine anyone starting a thread about the England team, (tempted to finish the sentence there, like), and bringing up the idea of Sven Goran Errikson coming back.

Signs are to me it could go either way. We could lose proven performers and get even better in or, we could lose proven performers and get replacements in who are either not good enough or who may not adapt as well as Tiote did. Who will be our striker/s? Who will get goals from midfield? What will our options be like for full back cover? I need to be a bit more convinced to say things are looking good. Things might turn out well and I really hope this is the case but you're putting a lot of faith in the people running the show.

Dillon used to get a chance a game. Was a scoring midfielder but never scored that season. He was doomed as he was a mackem and also got into scrap with Peter Jackson a year or two before that when he was a Portsmouth player where they both got sent off. Rob Mcdonald comes to mind as well. According to the Chronicle he was an ex athletic sprinter as a kid when he signed! He was fucking shit.

There's always been the odd detested player. My mate almost goes purple faced when you mention a keeper called Steve Hardwick! (Just before my time). Mark 'Jason Donovan' Stimson was my first real loathed player that I remember off hand.

Was a joke signing from the beginning. £6M for a striker that cannot score or pick a pass or tackle, £60K a week as well? Thats not hindsight, I thought it was a terrible waste of money at the time and he's even surpassed what I thought of him before he signed. A model pro? I'd wash the tops, make the tea and sort out the half time oranges if someone was paying me £60 grand a week!!!

Ok, Boss.

Tiote and HBA are miles better than; Gillespie, Venison, Beresford, Lee, Sellars, Albert, Peacock, Solano, Dyer, Jenas, Robert, Bellamy, Parker, Hottiger, Dabizas, Acuna, Carr, Butt, Milner........... I thought Sellars, Acuna, Carr, Hottiger, Dabizas, Jenas and Butt were pretty shit. If you thought they were pretty shit then all I can say say is, wow!, what players you witnessed, they must have been fucking class!!

Howay then, Stevie, me and Meenzer are on fucking tenterhooks here, man. KBJ? Aye he's right that's what a KBJ is till pictoral evidence is provided, of course me and Craig are the only ones to provide such evidence, and till such time as anyone else does, we remain the only CERTIFIED two non-KBJ's on this board. Nee pictorial evidence, but let your conscience be your guide. I'm a johnny come lately or I've been around a bit. The choice is yours!

Howay then, Stevie, me and Meenzer are on fucking tenterhooks here, man. KBJ?

Fuck off you utter knob!

I actually had neither!! I had the tracksuit before it - the one with the NUFC ball logo and umbro written vertically on the right hand side. As for the away shirt, the first I actually got was the one after that - the yellow one with the green lines on it (same one we were still using when we got promoted). Aye. To be fair me and you iirc, are the only two on here who can provide pictoral proof that we're not KBJ's. I'll bite. What's a KBJ when it's at home?

You started it, to be fair.

I wonder if the seller has the bit of turf where my mate's mince pie landed after narrowly missing David Speedies napper?

It's too hard to do, but for a few random name checks, (in no particular order other than Maradona); Maradona (Most gifted player I've ever seen in an era where he got kicked up a height). Van Basten Gullit Matthaus Brehme Baresi Maldini Beardsley Ronaldo Romario Stoichkov Zidane Gascoigne Beckham* Was tempted to put in the likes of Socretes, Zico and Poalo Rossi but I was too young to really appreciate them. *That's a joke by the way.

Bradshaw's piece makes him appear a bit pathetic. Good. What a top class wanker this kid is, indeed, reduced to sniping with fans and playing the Great Pretender, 'pretending that I'm doing well'. He's finished and he knows it.

*** Wheres the evidence? Pardew alludes to it. *** Not getting his own way Who's happy when they don't get their own way and they feel they're in the right? *** Could have done and probably many on here demanding it at the time They'd loved to have done it and saved his wages. He was/is a top earner. If they could've they would've. Anyway, I'll leave it at that cos your a canny poster but I think your being blinded my JB's sulk. I'll leave it at that as well. I just wonder how many more 'greedy' and 'sulky' players the regime are going to upset?