Howmanheyman

I can't stand his weedy voice.

That's like an old dib-dab. Icky acki Horses Cacki Icky acky ooo Wind blew Cacky flew on to YOU!!

Whats the words then? I hear, ' His name is Joey Barton and he loves the toon, everybody nereds a nutter' but what comes after? Like a few of the 'ultra' songs it aint catchy and most of the ground hasn't a clue what they're saying. (And I'm in with them! And don't get me started on the 'we love Newcastle' song missing out the 'you)'.

So basically the 'greatest league in the World' was hit just by NUFC being relegated?

The Marc Almond one is one that pisses him off greatly. Then again. 'tainted love' is utter gash so we all have our crosses to bare.

Honestly mate, get something to do with the clubs history, player or otherwise. You'll get more kudos from people over there in the know.

Nessun Dorma? I'll have a 'point' of Lager, Kev. And with that I'm away oot for a few real 'points'.

:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: It was supposed to be a check to see if your balls had dropped yet.

Just spotted this, apparently AA flags of Consett, have an order for a 'MUFC 19 times' banner, paid for by the 'Teeside Reds' which is to be unfurled at Old Trafford for the first home game of next season in recognition of how many touches the team had against Barcelona.

Forget the number, just get; Insert stripes here

I'll have to take your word for that. Nice to see he was embarrassed, though, so fair play to him!

Mentioned before on another thread but when I was a bairn there used to be a few gluesniffers about. We'd play football till they came around and then leg it as the word was they'd grab you and make you sniff their glue. When you went from Junior school to the Seniors there was two main urban myths. 1: You'd get your head flushed doon the bog. and 2. You had to see the nurse in the first month of joining the Senior school where she'd ask you to drop your pants before putting your balls on a spoon. If you twitched she'd whack your knob with the spoon and tell you off.

When was the last time she was on here? What was her name on here? I have to assume some of you know her personally otherwise this thread is as bad as anything Toughguy/Daffyd has ever started. (Soz, Mick).

He fucking should've an aal!!

The Wife's friend at works friend who had a Python/Boa constrictor whatever that started sleeping alongside her at night. She mentioned it to a Vet who immediately came round and had it put down as it was 'measuring her up' and would have eaten her within the week.

About the same amount who notices she has a full face of make up on in the first place?

It makes you laugh when you hear some players say, 'Once I knew they didn't want me I knew I had to go'. Smith really is the model professional. If he was more amateurish he'd move for first team football and take the huge pay cut coming his way!

I'm getting the horrible feeling thats a home snap taking when your lass was out, CT!

This might help http://m.gmgrd.co.uk/sbres/314.$plit/...3A28%3A36%3A955 She'd look great from behind!

Saw this today and it made me laugh, anyway. Biggus Dickus for Wine Buffs

I wonder who got to zip him up for the last time? Men are funny aren't we? I'm just typing this about Zippy and am now getting erotic thoughts Jane, (but not Rod and Freddy).

Excellent for their intended use, ie you can pop a load of ingredients in the thing on an evening and when you leave for work in the morning, flick it on and come home to a delicious hot meal waiting for you. Our biggest hit today is Lamb Shanks. Chucked a couple in for 6 or 7 hours (I think) and they came out like the ones you pay a fortune for in a nice restaurant. Cant fault it tbf. Get the whip cracked. (The curry recipe that came with ours is like the fruity curry you (we) used to get at the beach on a tray of chips. Sultanas apples etc. Unfortunately I like sex.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-13693811

"Fahckin' 'Ell!"

Just experiment and don't get too downtrodden. I love mince & dumplings, although I couldn't imagine having them in June. As I said, I enjoyed them. Familys been dragged up on that Atora dumpling mix. Re Mince and dumplings in June, basically just test driving the new slow cooker but its still nice to have a good hearty meal whatever the season imo. Are they easy and any kop? She bought one a few months ago and hasn't used it once!