Howmanheyman

We'll finish lower than last year.

Yeah, and that bunch of nobodies still managed to finish the season in the top half of the table, above your bunch of overrated shite, despite you effectively having a three point head start on us. How can our derby game be one of the biggest in football when we aren't even your main rivals? Hang on a minute............Where did I say you weren't our main rivals? All I said was I don't think SAFC matters to me as much as NUFC matters to you. Not the first time I've heard a mackem try and make out that a Geordie doesn't consider you our main rivals. I thought you were brighter than your mate. Not too sure now. FTM? Fucking Thick Mackems

I reckon he's away telling his mates about the 'deluded Maggie bastards' on a mackem site, now.

I'll sometimes talk about NUFC players to Mackems I work with and they're well in with who's who, strengths and weaknesses etc. Then the Mackem starts talking about SAFC players and I completely switch off and lose interest. I reckon I could walk past at least 80% of the SAFC players in the street and wouldn't know them from Adam. Obsessed.

Which MB am I posting on, Mackem?

Obsessed. Like them all.

Old hat, man! We were singing 'why's the scoreboard full of shit?' years ago and got our replies not long after.

Ultras, watch and learn.

Did you do this on porpoise?

The taxi driver got the brunt of it, me mate was arguing with me as well but I talked him down too.

Not the brightest, was he?

Nick, your Mother wants to know if she can have her tablecloth back, mate.

I'm going to have to stop posting when I'm drunk. I was Mr Righteous last night, like. But I still don't like it though.

I agree, mate. Unfortunately it makes them look like Delroy shining your shoes in fifties Alabama.

Try and get Uncle Freddy out of retirement. 'Uncle Freddies not bothered!' (The best kids entertainer I've ever seen as he couldn't give a fuck!)

Some cunt is obviously paying the pooer fucker. I can't stand it. What does this say about humankind? A servant must always be present when you have a slash?

The whole thing. Once upon a time you went for a piss and that was it. Now there's a black man to enhance your toilet experience. It's painful, tbh.

Bollocks? Sorry pal but it's a fucking disgrace. It's an embarrasment and I hate seeing it. It's demeaning.

Its fucking demeaning to the poor cunt involved and embarassing to everyone else. When you you see kids go in and give the poor cunt jip and think its ok then it gets my fucking back up.

I live in Newcastle. It's a very white city. That's not a brag or a smirk, it is generally White place. The last couple of years I've noticed something. If you're in the the toon and you go to the bog there's a 'black man' in there. The black man man will try to spray some aftershave on you, he'll give you a lollypop, he'll attempt to wash and dry your hands etc. I've kept quiet about this turn of events for the last couple of years but I'm absolutely foaming about it. There's dopey young kids in Newcastle who know no fucking better who think that going in a bog and seeing a 'darkey' who'll give them a lollypop or wash their hands for them and put a bit of aftershave on them is the norm. I dont know if the rest of the country is like this but i'm completely embarrassed at this everytime i see it. I rail at the poor :censored: involve led who is only trying to make as few quid, when my ire should be directed toward the prick w ho thinks that this is a modern day version of uncle tom. I hate seeing it, and i worry about kids taking this for granted. Its demeaning to the person involved but they're trying to make a living, Disgraceful. Forgive the post if its spelling is wrong. I'm absoloutley blotto. But the theme is worth commeting on.

Some Geordie lasses can sound rough as a badgers arse. Don't really think Cheryl Cole's is that bad at all, fwiw.

"Prease, you-for-coffee, CT"

Sounds like a bit of a knob, then. Suppose it could depend how the person got talking to him in the first place, though.

Heard Saint Deniall on Legends while back about it . Said would love to see it happen and would be first to persue it if given any inkling of it being possible but was pretty much resigned to it never happening in the forseeable . Shame . . Having said he was going to lobby MPs about tax breaks for footballers so Im not sure how savvy he actually is . The hairdye's clearly permeating his cranium . Was interested to hear what actual line on it is but assume the OP was just posting and passing by . . He's got zero interest in it. But he'll find time to lobby MP's on tax breaks for footballers?