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yeah, but regressing them is not going to stop that. England School boys should be taught to look up, to pick a pass. The first thing we were told was "When in doubt, put it out", we need to get out of that mindset I was told 'If in doubt, turn your opponent and put a beautiful 40 yard through-ball on a six-pence'. Think you missed out on your football education, wor kid.

No 'Team Geordie'? Tut, Tut, Baldy nut, Where'd you get your Hair cut.

I'm going to sound like a miserable bastard, I probably am in all honesty but I couldn't think of anywhere I'd less like to be now than stood oot in the pissin' rain watching U2 with loads of hippys and 'cool dudes' jumping about in a confined space. Then when the beautiful concert has finished you get to trek through 4 foot of shite and try to sleep in a drug induced haze in a 2 man tent with 5 randoms in. No thanks, I'll just watch parts then fuck off to my waam bed and get on the nest. Never been one for festivals etc, kind of wish I was 'cos it's probably amazing just not for the likes of me. Thats very much like me. I almost feel like I'm missing out but the reality was, at a time in your life when all this gets into your bloodstream I was 100% NUFC obsessed, not so much the team but the match going, the singing, the surges down the terraces, the banter, the atmosphere, going away to different cities and exploring and getting up to daft things kids do then going back to school on a monday feeling smug as fuck and thinking the rest of the kids hadn't a fucking clue. Going to a concert would've been pretty much a 2nd best experience back then and also the fact was that music wouldn't have moved me as much, and if it did that doesn't mean I'd want to go to a concert. That and the fact that the charts were full of Stock, Aitken and Waterman didn't probably help, like. Funny enough I caught a bit of the U2 bit last night by accident and I thought it was canny shite to be honest, and I liked some of their older stuff as well. Ah well, I am what I am etc, etc. Surreptitious Geordie one-upmanship there mind. That was some ninja shit. The 3-way Geordie-Off continues! It is true, though.

link? http://www.alislam.org/topics/jesus/ "The Jesus Shed" it's in the bin now, because it didn't come with a recipe from the local takeaway You might have stumbled across a great idea, Leazes. Surprised an Al Qaeda Think Tank hasn't already thought of putting subliminal messages in the take away menus; Appertisers Onion Bahji - £2.50 Mushroom Bahji - £2.50 Kill the infidels - Entry to Paradise Vegetable Samosa - £2.35 Poppadom - £2.00

I'm going to sound like a miserable bastard, I probably am in all honesty but I couldn't think of anywhere I'd less like to be now than stood oot in the pissin' rain watching U2 with loads of hippys and 'cool dudes' jumping about in a confined space. Then when the beautiful concert has finished you get to trek through 4 foot of shite and try to sleep in a drug induced haze in a 2 man tent with 5 randoms in. No thanks, I'll just watch parts then fuck off to my waam bed and get on the nest. Never been one for festivals etc, kind of wish I was 'cos it's probably amazing just not for the likes of me. Thats very much like me. I almost feel like I'm missing out but the reality was, at a time in your life when all this gets into your bloodstream I was 100% NUFC obsessed, not so much the team but the match going, the singing, the surges down the terraces, the banter, the atmosphere, going away to different cities and exploring and getting up to daft things kids do then going back to school on a monday feeling smug as fuck and thinking the rest of the kids hadn't a fucking clue. Going to a concert would've been pretty much a 2nd best experience back then and also the fact was that music wouldn't have moved me as much, and if it did that doesn't mean I'd want to go to a concert. That and the fact that the charts were full of Stock, Aitken and Waterman didn't probably help, like. Funny enough I caught a bit of the U2 bit last night by accident and I thought it was canny shite to be honest, and I liked some of their older stuff as well. Ah well, I am what I am etc, etc.

Seen TT on a link from a poster on here and thought it looked canny. Can't remember what it was about but I was impressed with some of the posts, wish I could remember who impressed me now, like! It was 2009.

Preach on, Brother. The Geordies United Will Never Be Defeated. In all seriousness, I've respect for a few other places but there's definetly something 'different' about Tyneside. It's something which also gets up so many outsiders noses as well. There'll be those without predjudice who take us for what we are/believe in and 'get it', and there'll be those whose identities will never be in th same league, like comparing the brightness of the moon to the sheer radiance of the Sun. We matter, they don't.

Preach on, Brother.

I'd be asking for a refund, Chez.

Thing was, there wasn't a lot of Geordie accents around on the telly, I can honestly say this was the first one I remember and I just thought it was funny as fuck hearing it on the box spoke like a Geordie actually would. Just seeing him walking about the hut with his Y dogs on and his vest still half pissed with his hands doon his crackas and a NUFC towel round his shoulders would be enough to make me laugh.

I love how they get to put our signing of KK at the end of that scene in the English paper they bought for Oz. Class show.

Wondered where you'd got to, Oz! Herr Grunwalds been on the phone, wanted to know if you'd rapped.

Sometimes I'm an old 37, others I'm a young 37. But I'm younger looking than my age. It amazes me when you find out the age of people you assume are roughly your age and they're ten years younger. Talk about letting yourself go! Too many pizza/kebab shops round selling cheap pizzas to lazy bastards, male and female, I think.

I'm amazed at the kudos some of these journalists seem to have, made worse in my opinion by appearing on places like SKY as if they have some kind of fantastic enhanced football knowledge us mere mortals can only dream about. Basically, the bloke has managed to write an article questioning the size of our club from one player being sold. There's different angles he could have came at with this, i.e. lack of ambition from Ashley, big gamble by Ashley, wise move by Ashley or even look at the West Ham end of it where they're gambling on a quick return, whatever, but he's a bar-room boor from dahn Sahf who finks he'll ave a giraffe at our expense and stir up some 'debate'. Whenever I see the likes of him and Steve Curry on the box I fucking cringe.

........And then you have our fucking abortion of a shirt.

There's a bit of straw clutching going on here, like.

I agree, it's a bad start. Not because we've got away trips to the top four or five clubs, but rather we've got a run of "tough" games. 1st home game opposition can come out of the blocks like a rocket, the derby can never be predicted and the following 3 fixtures are all games that can go either way. This off season has been weird for me, I was initially pretty negative about transfers, expecting an exodus then, after Cabaye I started to get quite optimistic, but with Nolan going I returned to a mid-point, but this fixture list has not been kind and I'm feeling gloomy about the new season again. Arsenal start off like a house on fire, QPR away isn't a good time to get them, we have a shit record at home to Fulham, Christ knows what our team will be like against our main rivals, and Christ knows if they'll be up for the fight and Villa away won't be easy either.

We were formed in 1992, y'knaa!

Righto.

Paddocklad will wearing a pink carnation and has a room on the 3rd floor. There's no pressure.

Nick, are you on here for 'cultural learnings of NUFC'?

Differed but usually near the top.

Deadman thinks you're a nugget for fucks sake. What radio station did you phone?