Howmanheyman

They will lose on pens as long as bm only let their German players take the pens. When do we ever have that kind of luck in finals?

1. Tea 2. 3-4 3. More popular than coffee. I'll drink the odd cup of coffee now and then but I like a cuppa tea with a sandwich or a chippy.

Was expecting a better accent than that Stevie, lad, seeing as your phoneticly written Mackem and especially cockney is spot on! "I'm honoured yet quite frankly astounded to pick up this award for the 'Looks most like Howmanheyman' category seeing as the chap is somewhat younger and much more suave and good looking..........Also da dude isn't a Brother like I is".

You copy that pic, Stevie?

'Russian' and 'big tits'. CT's probably twitching like a bunny rabbit's nose as we speak.

:lol: :lol: I'm fucking loving these pics. I'd put money on me being older than 'Uncal Mick' even though he looks ancient and is probably a Granda stuck in some Italia '90 timewarp. I tell you what, you had to watch out for Boro at Ayresome or on aways as they used to travel on the same saturdays as we did and there were some nutters amongst them. Never worried about going to Roker when Uncal Mick was in his prime, mind. The herr flick on his napper, man! :lol:

That pics a few years old CT, I think it's a 'new money' wedding from behind the old Iron Curtain. Either that or Boldon, can't remember exactly where come to think of it.

Well as I said, I popped in to have a look at a couple of the new NUFC shirts they're doing and was a bit disappointed in a couple just because the NUFC badges on them were just prints, the shirt material was cock on though I thought they were a slightly large fitting medium, anyway, the shirt pictured was immaculate, the Magpie/castle crest was stitched on but it isn't for sale yet and they've took the pic off their site as they're just waiting for a supplier for the diamond strip going down the arm but as I gave the lass a nice smile she managed to go into the factory and find the one sample they had. Apparently they reckon it should be ready in a 2-3 weeks. It's a million times better than the scoredraw effort the club were punting out and I can put J69's mind at rest, the blue star was the correct way up.

Had a quick bite to eat in Taybarns with the missus as we were over in Bandit country over the glorious Tyne, anyway, there we're sat when a group of six lads comes in, all about eighteen, couple of them had a pint to go with their many plates of buffet food they had. Out of the six only one was not fat to obese, it got me thinking, when I was their age I'd honestly struggle to think of that many fat kids about, these weren't just fat, they were fucking massive and judging by the stuff they were piling on their plates it was no surprise. How in Christ's name can young lads get that way? Do they never run about? Never play football? Never wag school and go on adventures? I can't imagine me ever letting my own daughters get like this way, (not that I think they would), without somehow intervening so wonder what the fucks went on in their cases. It's a bit sad in a way as you can't tell me this isn't having a negative impact on their lives and they're still young, they should be loving life.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DROFx0MczB

Can't remember where I found it but this is it. The Photographer behind the goal taking his pic to sell to the papers of NUFC players celebrating a goal that could take them back to the big time, develops it later on that night or in the morning and, hang on a minute! Who's this fucking idiot and where did he pop up from?

Aye it's Blundell park, mate, yes I was there but as much as I'd like to say I'm the nutter in the white paper boiler suit who got himself inadvertently included in the pic........unfortunately I'm not an internet liar. I love this pic as I just think it sums up old away days as there always random nutjobs who would have you in stitches.

Like a musty cheese encrusted purple helmet.

That'll be because it's amateur, quickly thought out and probably the first time people have recorded themselves on the internet. (Apart from Lake Bell's Tits, obviously). KSA was superb btw.

Genuinely doesn't play for the love of the game, If I was a 2nd division manager I wouldn't touch him with a bargepole.

Kick him in his weak ankle. He'll go down like a sack of shit.

Credit to the Master Brewer like, I'm having a laugh even if it's at my own expense!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Mru43KihOt Just for you, mate.

http://www.classicfo...e-shirt-m-1.htm Looks shiny to me, Craig. Not modern polyester but definitely not cotton either.

Looks about right to me, tbf. Obviously they've had to be a little bit creative with the umbro logo's running down the sleeves but aprt from that I think it looks the dogs bollocks. I'm going over to the Team Valley tomorrow with the missus but might pop in and see if I can get a look at it in person.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Jt1QlNXubr (As an aside, I don't, and have never done, condone any violent act towards our Constabulary which may or may not involve any fire arms.)

Take a bow you mine dodging nutter! I'll have a go on the laptop, was going to do wearside jack/CT but HF beat me to it! GGrrrrrrr.

I know! They must have photoshopped it on the wrong way.

http://www.toffs.com...96fullimage.jpgNew 'old' NUFC shirts from TOFFS. Got to say they've improved the NUFC range no end. If only I wasn't skint/tight at the minute.