Howmanheyman

Does the lingerie section of Freemans catalogue count?

A better cashier would have remarked, aye, thats the one she usually gets. She was too busy smiling at me as we eyed each other up.

Popped into Asda with Rachel, my eldest who's nearly nine, for a few bits and bobs including a bottle of vodka. Went to an empty aisle where I got served by a young lass. As the lass was scanning the bottle I turned round to Rachel and said, "now are you sure this is the vodka you want?" The lass's face was a picture before she 'got it'.

This always make me laugh, like. Justin Lockwood's a bit of a tit at the game but this is good, even Moncur has a laugh.

It's looking like Donny Osmond. Great.

The wife was born in jan '78. Sept 73 for me, like.

My youngest was born to crazy frog. Eldest to colour blind by Darius, (Oh dear.) The wife to Mull of Kintyre. Not sure what was number one when I was born. CT's link is canny shite.

Apologies for the commentary, (Charles Harrrison). Was at this game on a boiling hot day, was packed. Goddard was on a mission to drag us up away from a relegation spot and a couple of hours after the game I ended up in the RVI wiyh my dad as I'd done my leg in and remember seeing a Man U fans in casualty, I said something like, "they must've had an accident at the game" to my dad. I was a naive kid back then, like.

Chez and the Ayatollah pissing against the wind, here like. curry chicken - 3 mins

I used to have on me phone, the bit where he takes over the ordering the bait to the German Indian, "And err, 4 chicken currys...y'knaa, chicken, back, backback back!!"

Earlier that day................ "Ee-ah, lets tak the piss outta them Deluded Maggie bastads, theyah fick as fuck!"

I find them and their music as dull as dishwater, he looks like he needs a good night on the piss to be honest.

Toonraider's frustrations coming out in the wash, there, like.

Coldplay.......Honest question, is there anyone out there that actually likes their music? If you do, what do you do for a living?

"I'm sensing.......its definetly.......There's a thick cunt with us."

Reminds of the joke where Bono is slowly clapping his hands at a concert saying "every (clap) time (clap) I (clap) clap (clap) my (clap) hands (clap) somebody (clap) dies (clap) in (clap) Africa (clap). Paddy at the front shouts out, "For the love of God stop clapping your hands then you fucking murdering bastard!!" After saying I'm not into concerts, I've just watched Kylie Aphrodite tour with my girls on the telly, followed by New Order at Finsbury Park and caught some of Queen.......and enjoyed the lot! (Got to say, when I was a young'un, they always used to say, "look at Tina Turner, she still looks great" and I'd think, 'no, she looks like a fucking constipated baboon'. Well Kylie is now the same age as Turner was then and she still is very, very highly fuckable. She's a performer too. (I'm sure I'll get stick for praising Kylie, but fuck yous all!)

No 'Team Geordie'? Tut, Tut, Baldy nut, Where'd you get your Hair cut. We've had this debate before im sure about "true" geordies and it appears there is very few on here. Well I'm half Irish and was born in Hong Kong so despite being brought up in Newcastle virtually all my life with a Byker Dad, I'm sure I'll still be out of the running.

I remember racking my brain tring to think of a TV policeman called 'Commando' who my folks used to watch, (according to the wife) when I suddenly had an idea, put the computer on, got a pic of Falk and said "Is this 'Commando' who you're gannin on about?" "Aye, thats him!", she replied.

Obviously I was immune to the likes of Billy Askew, Gary Megson, Billy Whitehurst etc.

yeah, but regressing them is not going to stop that. England School boys should be taught to look up, to pick a pass. The first thing we were told was "When in doubt, put it out", we need to get out of that mindset I was told 'If in doubt, turn your opponent and put a beautiful 40 yard through-ball on a six-pence'. Think you missed out on your football education, wor kid. bstd I was brought up on Beardsley, Waddle and Gazza as well as watching World Cups with the likes of Maradona, Socrates, Michael Laudrup and Platini, no way would anyone who was any good ever going to hoof anything, anywhere!

I'll be amazed if we finish higher than last season. (As it stands right now).

yeah, but regressing them is not going to stop that. England School boys should be taught to look up, to pick a pass. The first thing we were told was "When in doubt, put it out", we need to get out of that mindset I was told 'If in doubt, turn your opponent and put a beautiful 40 yard through-ball on a six-pence'. Think you missed out on your football education, wor kid.

No 'Team Geordie'? Tut, Tut, Baldy nut, Where'd you get your Hair cut.