Howmanheyman

I know Stevie's got a thing about chippies and how they compare, well I was passing a new one in Wallsend on Station Road and got a small chips and gravy for £1.20. The place was nicely done out and they were the best chips I've had for a long time. That'll be my chippy from now on. Think it was called Frydays? As an aside, it's a nice day and for the amount of people around, I've got to say the sheer lack of decent looking females around was a disgrace. There was a load of Harry Bamps around.

Hong Kong. My Dad was in the forces and was posted there in the seventies for a couple of years when it was our colony. I didn't move back here till I was nearly two.

Nobody's arsed about that or your snide corrugated iron ground man Better than a council owned lego set The council own fuck all, we have a 99 year lease, we own the bricks and mortar you fuckin graveyard pissing parafins. See when I've been to the SOS, been to that Hurley bar in the East Stand pmsl, massive 30 feet poster of him held up with massive DRAWING PINS. Yous have about as much class as Hi Tec Strada's. Read a piece on RTG about this bloke who refused to go to Newcastle because even if he bought some chewing gum it would be money going in to our economy The biggest laughing stock people on these islands, and you accept what you are that's the difference, at least the dippers have a deeply deluded idea that they're actually somebodies. I had a pair I had to wear out as quick as I could. "I've bought a pair of them trainers you were going on about" my Mam said as I dived in to see what she'd bought as I'd never asked for a thing. My heart sank as a pair of Hi-tec strada's came into view. I couldn't say nowt, they were skint at the time, bless her.

That 'hot water' is very close to the old Tyne Brewery. I can tell you now, there was plenty of 'hot water' spilled on nightshift from full bladders, ah knaa!!

Loved them. There was always the odd canny Jerry but all the Japs were cunts, bar none. I always wondered if Nissan would've chosen Britain for their European base if their Chief Exec had've been browsing through the 2nd hand book shop in the Green Market back in the early eighties. Gott in Himmell!!!

Does the lingerie section of Freemans catalogue count?

A better cashier would have remarked, aye, thats the one she usually gets. She was too busy smiling at me as we eyed each other up.

Popped into Asda with Rachel, my eldest who's nearly nine, for a few bits and bobs including a bottle of vodka. Went to an empty aisle where I got served by a young lass. As the lass was scanning the bottle I turned round to Rachel and said, "now are you sure this is the vodka you want?" The lass's face was a picture before she 'got it'.

This always make me laugh, like. Justin Lockwood's a bit of a tit at the game but this is good, even Moncur has a laugh.

It's looking like Donny Osmond. Great.

The wife was born in jan '78. Sept 73 for me, like.

My youngest was born to crazy frog. Eldest to colour blind by Darius, (Oh dear.) The wife to Mull of Kintyre. Not sure what was number one when I was born. CT's link is canny shite.

Apologies for the commentary, (Charles Harrrison). Was at this game on a boiling hot day, was packed. Goddard was on a mission to drag us up away from a relegation spot and a couple of hours after the game I ended up in the RVI wiyh my dad as I'd done my leg in and remember seeing a Man U fans in casualty, I said something like, "they must've had an accident at the game" to my dad. I was a naive kid back then, like.

Chez and the Ayatollah pissing against the wind, here like. curry chicken - 3 mins

I used to have on me phone, the bit where he takes over the ordering the bait to the German Indian, "And err, 4 chicken currys...y'knaa, chicken, back, backback back!!"

Earlier that day................ "Ee-ah, lets tak the piss outta them Deluded Maggie bastads, theyah fick as fuck!"

I find them and their music as dull as dishwater, he looks like he needs a good night on the piss to be honest.

Toonraider's frustrations coming out in the wash, there, like.

Coldplay.......Honest question, is there anyone out there that actually likes their music? If you do, what do you do for a living?

"I'm sensing.......its definetly.......There's a thick cunt with us."

Reminds of the joke where Bono is slowly clapping his hands at a concert saying "every (clap) time (clap) I (clap) clap (clap) my (clap) hands (clap) somebody (clap) dies (clap) in (clap) Africa (clap). Paddy at the front shouts out, "For the love of God stop clapping your hands then you fucking murdering bastard!!" After saying I'm not into concerts, I've just watched Kylie Aphrodite tour with my girls on the telly, followed by New Order at Finsbury Park and caught some of Queen.......and enjoyed the lot! (Got to say, when I was a young'un, they always used to say, "look at Tina Turner, she still looks great" and I'd think, 'no, she looks like a fucking constipated baboon'. Well Kylie is now the same age as Turner was then and she still is very, very highly fuckable. She's a performer too. (I'm sure I'll get stick for praising Kylie, but fuck yous all!)

No 'Team Geordie'? Tut, Tut, Baldy nut, Where'd you get your Hair cut. We've had this debate before im sure about "true" geordies and it appears there is very few on here. Well I'm half Irish and was born in Hong Kong so despite being brought up in Newcastle virtually all my life with a Byker Dad, I'm sure I'll still be out of the running.

I remember racking my brain tring to think of a TV policeman called 'Commando' who my folks used to watch, (according to the wife) when I suddenly had an idea, put the computer on, got a pic of Falk and said "Is this 'Commando' who you're gannin on about?" "Aye, thats him!", she replied.