Howmanheyman

Well done on your poll*, Meenzer. *This Poll was brought to you within Meenzers budget.

I think that has something to do with it actually Barney, not fully sure on it. And Howmanheyman, to be fair American Football is the most tactical sport I know of, all sports have tactics, and its not like rugby, that's the least tactical sport ever, saying American Football is only people throwing it would be like discounting football tactics because its just kicking a ball Each to their own, I suppose. Channel 4 started putting it on when the channel first started and in those days this country was obsessed with the US, even more than today if you can believe it. Anyway, it was the in thing so people watched it and after a while it slowly dawned on us that the sport was pure fucking gash. Well i thought it, anyway. I don't like rugby, but I'd sooner watch it than its US cousin, anyday. Then again 90000 people turn up each year at Wembley, Football is the worlds greatest sport, but American Football is a second, daylights in between, but the pure passion, skill and tactics involved are just awe-inspiring There's thousands turn up round the country to watch Take That. I'll say no more on it. You like it and we all like different things. We'll just have this chat, and after ten minutes both agree that I was right. I can accept a different opinion, but not someone who thinks they're Brian Clough Was nearly going to put in an aknowledgement to him when I put that. Most people, including you, would've got it, though.

Those tattoo's that J69 put up, although shite, are absolute quality in realism it has to be said.

The jammy Arab!

Never thought for a second you wouldn't either! Something about her and her voice, man. I'm telling you.

You're too fussy, mate.

I'd love to. And if she spoke Whilst I was at the other end then 'head like a shovel' would mean jack shit as long as it wasn't a case of 'fanny like a welly boot'.

I think that has something to do with it actually Barney, not fully sure on it. And Howmanheyman, to be fair American Football is the most tactical sport I know of, all sports have tactics, and its not like rugby, that's the least tactical sport ever, saying American Football is only people throwing it would be like discounting football tactics because its just kicking a ball Each to their own, I suppose. Channel 4 started putting it on when the channel first started and in those days this country was obsessed with the US, even more than today if you can believe it. Anyway, it was the in thing so people watched it and after a while it slowly dawned on us that the sport was pure fucking gash. Well i thought it, anyway. I don't like rugby, but I'd sooner watch it than its US cousin, anyday. Then again 90000 people turn up each year at Wembley, Football is the worlds greatest sport, but American Football is a second, daylights in between, but the pure passion, skill and tactics involved are just awe-inspiring There's thousands turn up round the country to watch Take That. I'll say no more on it. You like it and we all like different things. We'll just have this chat, and after ten minutes both agree that I was right.

He's fucking Joe Average, man!

Heard Sophie Ellis Bexter today on the radio, I tell you what, when she sings "Heartbreak make me a daahncer" in that cut glass accent.......

I'm sorry, he wasn't too good for the 2nd division, he was par for the course in the 2nd division. No way is he PL standard.

I think that has something to do with it actually Barney, not fully sure on it. And Howmanheyman, to be fair American Football is the most tactical sport I know of, all sports have tactics, and its not like rugby, that's the least tactical sport ever, saying American Football is only people throwing it would be like discounting football tactics because its just kicking a ball Each to their own, I suppose. Channel 4 started putting it on when the channel first started and in those days this country was obsessed with the US, even more than today if you can believe it. Anyway, it was the in thing so people watched it and after a while it slowly dawned on us that the sport was pure fucking gash. Well i thought it, anyway. I don't like rugby, but I'd sooner watch it than its US cousin, anyday.

I love it when you see their 'Managers' walking about all agitated with a puffed up jacket on with a baseball cap, wireless mic etc. What the fuck are they 'coaching?' Baseball = Just hit the fucking ball. Basketball = put it in the hoop American Football = Get padded up to the hilt, put a crash helmet on, one bloke chuck a ball for another to catch, the rest of you just run in to each other. American Sports was originally invented by Beer and hot dog vendors as it takes no effort by the spectators to walk away from the game to stuff your face.

Speaking of lumpas, or in this case, 'Oompa lumpas'.......

He needs his lumpa and then just fuck off out of public view. He was unlucky to get shot off Moat. End of story.

Got a cheese grater as a leaving present from the lads at Northumbria's finest. He reckons it's the worst book he's ever read.

Just when you thought it was safe to go into the water.......

You do realise he'll be loving this thread? Hope you had a good'un, Kev. And also the Kitman!

shut up you idiot What we need is a bit more positivity.

There's no accounting for taste. I'd rather have fur knickers, tbh.

The best thing about Ba so far for me is the comedy value of a new song. There's loads of different ways of twisting the twinkle twinkle/ba ba black sheep to be explored. Ba Ba black Star Did you come for free? Yes Sir, Yes Sir I've got a fucked knee

.......And why?

Erm no thanks, sweetheart.

Well I've only two. On either arm. One is the current NUFC crest, was it CatMag who dissed it? Shame on you you sweetheart, if you're going to get one this would be it, although I'm a bit old for tattoos now I've been toying with the idea of getting the old magpie crest as I love it. First tattoo was a proper old fashioned one bought for a fiver from someones house off Scrogg Road in Walker, unlike JawD, I went on hol straight after, it's a skull with a sword going through it and a snake wound round the skull. Got it in 1992. I still like it. I'd never get a celtic band or some such as to me they look, I don't know, gimmicky? My Dad's got a few tattoos which he regrets especially on his hands including the swallow, although he's never done time (apart from a spell in the Glasshouse).

You need to post more, mate. I love your avatar.