Howmanheyman

Just seen the Nobmeister himself, Senor Solano, whilst I was out with my daughters. Normally would never bother anyone and give them their privacy but I thought, fuck it, its Nobby Solano, man, you've got to, so I had a little bit craic with him.

Anyone who kicked off is an arsehole. But as for the rest, Christ man, it seemed to me a lighthearted joke in a daft friendly. I was young once. They'll have a pint with their mates when they're older and say, 'You remeber the time at Darlo when we went on the pitch cos Ameobi scored?' We've all done it, man. Knickers are getting twisted for fuck all. Like I said, I don't include anyone wanting bother in this. A bit like the Mido business, much ado about nothing. I wasn't there to be honest, so I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt which'll be the exact opposite to the usual anti-NUFC mob.

Ranger or Nick? Take your time with the answer, Deadas.

The only nice thing I could say about Ranger is I'd miss him more than I'd miss the OP if he fucked off to another forum. (Please!!!)

According to the tweets Journal reporter Mark Douglas was making last night, he will be discussing Shane Long in the paper this morning. Are you stalking this Douglas character, CT? Apart from your posts I've never heard of the bloke. Honestly.

Had a can with his curry then watched the national lottery quiz show. He's fooling nobody, to be honest.

NYPD have today announced the arrest of Kermit The Frog. Sources claim the Police raided Kermit's apartment after PC World reported obscene material on his laptop. Police say its the worst case of Frogspawn they've ever seen.

Chewed through a fair few I'd guess. (trying saying that fast or drunk!)

All the best, mate. (Same to Craig's who I missed).

In all honesty though, what can you expect UEFA to do? They've put this limit in place but must surely have known something like this would happen? Eithad could argue that they are a legitimate company and they feel they want to tie down a contract with a club who will be winning PL titles, CL titles and will give them huge global awareness. How can UEFA prove otherwise? They'd be better saying to clubs such as this, we're promoting you to a new super rich league where you get to play other super rich clubs and there's no fuddy duddy rules about the amount you get from whomever and no tapping up rules to be adhered to (as long as its tapping up fellow super rich club's players, that would be allowed in this league). Football has spoiled itself by being too prefessional and the market leaders have tried to cement their place by keeping ahead of their competitors with the advent of the CL, anyway, another couple of clubs get sugar daddies, which is their way of breaking the glass ceiling that the G14? set up in the nineties. It's all bollocks. Football and clubs can't grow in this climate, football should be about different eras and different clubs competing. Around twenty years ago 13,000 watched a PL game at Stamford Bridge, five years previous, 19,000 saw Paul Goddard get the winner at Highbury for Newcastle Utd and 28,000 saw Man Utd beat us at Old Trafford. These days things are now more permanent and set in stone. Your names not down, you're not getting in. Almost can't blame Man City in a way. Next, Aeroflot to sponsor CFC and Banco de Espana to sub Real Madrid for 500M Euros.

And so it begins. Man City get a £400M sponsorship deal through Eithad, a company owned by their owners. Next, it'll be Chelsea getting £200M through some vague company linked with the Russian. UEFA's rules always there to be got round.

Cellotape. It gets you high.

Tiger Woods reckons he changes his irons once a year. How times change. A good set of irons used to last a nigger for a lifetime.

Well she fucked them unions alright and thanks to Maggie you've got employment agencies all over the shop making money out of poor cunts just trying to make a living and companies hiring and firing on a whim as its been made so easy for them, (most of these blokes are earning far less then permanent employees). Maggie also privatised the utilities and made a quick and easy buck and encouraged people to buy shares and get mortgages so they'd have have to work no matter what, (hence the poor buggers working for these agencies on little more than the minimum wage because they'll be chucked out their home by the bank if they spend time looking for a proper job). Basically a company can do whatever the fuck they like, I should know, 2 bastard days notice of a change in shift pattern and £260 a month pay cut and a completely lacklustre response from a joke union. We've the best economy in Europe I believe, or we had the best economy in Europe. We've also got the worst working conditions and work the longest hours and if told to eat shit, must sit down and open wide and swallow it all. The lengths this fucker went to nail the Miners was unreal, Policemen made fortunes as she more or less matched every striker with a cunt with a baton and a licence to use it at some picket lines. She had the backing in the media of utter cunts like Kelvin Mckenzie demonising any fucker who had sympathies to the miners or was anti-Thatcher. In the North-East orders for ships never seemed to go to Tyneside as there was no way it could gain any votes for her up here if she or her party did. Unemployment in the North-East was a 'price worth paying', her mate Tebbit told people like my dad to 'get on their bikes' and look for a job, when people affected by closing down their industries complained they were just 'moaning minnies'. She was no friend to the working man nor the North-East. Get in there my son, give the dying face bitch it where it hurts Post of the decade from Walkerville's answer to Wolfie Smith Seriously, Howman is completely correct about all this. If you in any way get your hands dirty for a living in this country you're treated like fuckin shite and it all goes back to Thatcher. Superb. Simply superb. I also blame her directly for the creation of the " underclass" in this country. By not replacing the social housing she sold off, the housing stock was , and still is, woefully inadequate.This led to sink estates growing where once thriving communities existed. I've said before, and will say again, when she goes Downstairs to meet her hero, I'll be making a trip to piss on her grave. Good point, Fist.

Anyway, to further expand on Maggie and her legacy, you need to ask one more vital question, Nick, do you think a film about Mrs Thatcher is a good thing or a bad thing?

She gets a lot of sympathetic plaudits for the Falklands campaign as well does wor Maggie. The thing is the Armed services were down to the bare bones as they were radically cut down by her party and the truth is, a better armed garrison at the Falklands and the Argintenians never have attempted it in the first place. We were so weakened that we seriously got out jail down there, one more ship going down and the plug would've been pulled, they were there for for the taking.

Well she fucked them unions alright and thanks to Maggie you've got employment agencies all over the shop making money out of poor cunts just trying to make a living and companies hiring and firing on a whim as its been made so easy for them, (most of these blokes are earning far less then permanent employees). Maggie also privatised the utilities and made a quick and easy buck and encouraged people to buy shares and get mortgages so they'd have have to work no matter what, (hence the poor buggers working for these agencies on little more than the minimum wage because they'll be chucked out their home by the bank if they spend time looking for a proper job). Basically a company can do whatever the fuck they like, I should know, 2 bastard days notice of a change in shift pattern and £260 a month pay cut and a completely lacklustre response from a joke union. We've the best economy in Europe I believe, or we had the best economy in Europe. We've also got the worst working conditions and work the longest hours and if told to eat shit, must sit down and open wide and swallow it all. The lengths this fucker went to nail the Miners was unreal, Policemen made fortunes as she more or less matched every striker with a cunt with a baton and a licence to use it at some picket lines. She had the backing in the media of utter cunts like Kelvin Mckenzie demonising any fucker who had sympathies to the miners or was anti-Thatcher. In the North-East orders for ships never seemed to go to Tyneside as there was no way it could gain any votes for her up here if she or her party did. Unemployment in the North-East was a 'price worth paying', her mate Tebbit told people like my dad to 'get on their bikes' and look for a job, when people affected by closing down their industries complained they were just 'moaning minnies'. She was no friend to the working man nor the North-East.

Is that the sound of a penny dropping, there, Deano?

I'm expecting us to be ditching this 'no capital outlay' policy way in advance of 2015 then as they're well up and ahead of schedule with the AC money. Great news!

Just like 'Knackas' who started going to games with my crowd. Knew fuck all but would still opine his opinion to play 'devils advocate' just for some 'healthy debate' thinking he was bucking the trend and was ahead of the game. Thats how he got his name, shortened from, 'Who's that Bulls knacker? Is he with yous lot?" Surprised at this from you Do you not see the benefit to the first team of the changes made at the training ground? That post, CT. If that wasn't you on the wind up then I really am A fucking Chinaman.

Thanks sammynb for your reply on behalf of Nick-Kielce-Poland. I shall go away and ponder your answer.

Just like 'Knackas' who started going to games with my crowd. Knew fuck all but would still opine his opinion to play 'devils advocate' just for some 'healthy debate' thinking he was bucking the trend and was ahead of the game. Thats how he got his name, shortened from, 'Who's that Bulls knacker? Is he with yous lot?"

Seen from someones post a quote from the Bobby Dazzler himself, "do you like noodles?" Fucking hell, man. Nick, I'm as Chinese as Kunte fucking Kinte, man! No, its your Terry Fuckwit threads and numb-nut comments that bore the shit out of everyone. In small doses you'd be more tolerated as an eccentric. Maybe. Not likely, but hey, you get my drift. I made a tit of myself trying to make poll and ballsed it up! I was a bit embarressed and thought, 'he goes!' expecting a bit of a piss taking session at my expense! Thats the way it goes on here, and I got off canny lightly. Self awareness they call it Nick. Nick-Kielce-Poland, do you ever think, 'Made a bit of a tit of meself, there, like'?

Ant, Pele's transfer fee and wages would now fit into our budget as he's been retired for over thirty years. I choose Pele.

No, but me arse is twitching like a bunny rabbits nose at the minute.