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How will it do that? cos they looked like tramps with nee money. Call it selfish but Ive got a season ticket with 164 loyalty points so i couldnt really careless about people who refuse to sign up for membership or get a season ticket. I find that attitude a bit, how say? cuntish? One: any excuse to get more money from the supporters taking advantage of a few pissed up bairns. Typical of these bastards. Two: I'm now a non-season ticket holder as Ive been evicted and don't fancy being stuck in the same seat all year if its shit. You trying to tell me I hardly go to games? For what its worth you can trace the shit atmosphere back to when people rolled up to Fletcher and Hall's shop with their wallets open and a 'fuck you' attitude to anyone who couldn't get a ST. Didn't miss a match? FUCK YOU! Went to Bournemouth etc in the 2nd division? FUCK YOU! The away days were once a piece of piss to get to if you fancied it, many an away was decided on a friday night full of drink and then laughing as you knocked another hungover kid out of bed early on a saturday. Guess what? NONE OF US WERE SEASON TICKET HOLDERS!!! When that prick Mellor took over from Danny Kelly, the amount of arseholes who would start their conversation off with 'I'M A SEASON TICKET HOLDER' was unreal. You're a SEASON TICKET HOLDER, eh? Wow wee! Go on then, lets see you hold it for us! Wave it about and shake yo ass while you're doing it. Jesus fucking Christ. Evicted, you sound a touch bitter mind. Why dont you get over your bitterness and settle yourself down into a nice new seat. You might even like it. It's called giving a fuck and standing up for yourself and fellow Mags. Give a try one day. You might even like it.

I was going to pay on the day till I found a perch I liked, (not James, obviously), but am tempted to not put a bean in the club whilst the arrogant bastards are here. I hate the Alright Jack attitude that stinks this age we're living in right now. Solidarity? Don't make me fucking laugh.

How will it do that? cos they looked like tramps with nee money. Call it selfish but Ive got a season ticket with 164 loyalty points so i couldnt really careless about people who refuse to sign up for membership or get a season ticket. I find that attitude a bit, how say? cuntish? One: any excuse to get more money from the supporters taking advantage of a few pissed up bairns. Typical of these bastards. Two: I'm now a non-season ticket holder as Ive been evicted and don't fancy being stuck in the same seat all year if its shit. You trying to tell me I hardly go to games? For what its worth you can trace the shit atmosphere back to when people rolled up to Fletcher and Hall's shop with their wallets open and a 'fuck you' attitude to anyone who couldn't get a ST. Didn't miss a match? FUCK YOU! Went to Bournemouth etc in the 2nd division? FUCK YOU! The away days were once a piece of piss to get to if you fancied it, many an away was decided on a friday night full of drink and then laughing as you knocked another hungover kid out of bed early on a saturday. Guess what? NONE OF US WERE SEASON TICKET HOLDERS!!! When that prick Mellor took over from Danny Kelly, the amount of arseholes who would start their conversation off with 'I'M A SEASON TICKET HOLDER' was unreal. You're a SEASON TICKET HOLDER, eh? Wow wee! Go on then, lets see you hold it for us! Wave it about and shake yo ass while you're doing it. Jesus fucking Christ.

I agree. My friend recently bought us a bag each, I'm not mad on them anyway really but the Blue ones are vile. I had a Ruffle bar earlier, mmmmmm Never seen them for years! You lucky duck!! Yeah love them! You get still get them in the odd shop or Sainsburys sell them in packs of 4 or 5 bars. You can also get large bags of individually wrapped Ruffles too. Used to get one of them as a treat sometimes when walking home from nursery. It's amazing what daft things your mind will cling on to when it comes to random memories.

To be fair there's a few of their more sensible lot who'll regularly come out and say they think the crowd thing is a daft argument and both clubs have a support to be proud of given the circumstances. Which is the thing I'd say too if I was a Mackem.

Can someone explain the OP's question in English, please?

I agree. My friend recently bought us a bag each, I'm not mad on them anyway really but the Blue ones are vile. I had a Ruffle bar earlier, mmmmmm Never seen them for years! You lucky duck!!

6K attendances etc. When it comes to attendances maybe they'd be better standing away from everyone whilst looking firmly down at their stained white trainers whilst 'piping down'.

I take it you've never been to a derby at Roker Park?

We are Sunlan Average Sunlan No one notices No one cares We are Sunlan Average Sunlan Even Quinny Just despairs Aye? No?

Fucked off has he? I thought this lad was a canny enough kid for a Mackem, as well. That JamesD kid must be the exception to be honest. The rest are stereotypical bitter cunts with every Mackem cliche about us bouncing around their fucking tiny mackem minds. Formed in 1992? What a fucking Plum!

Sammy's gonna get ya! I've played against him before and lets just say he was so shite that only Newcastle would try to develop him. Fucking Mag vermin, fucking hate yee. That being the case why come on this forum and act like a retarded inbred fuckwitt.....unless of course its because you are a retarded inbred fuckwitt Ironic considering the 500 retarded inbred fuckwits who felt the need to invade a non-league team's pitch last night. Small time fuckers, how embarrassing. Who's the cunt from Consett here? Me or yee? I would lay money on you being ugly as fuck. A Mag slagging off a place where about 70% of the populace are Mags? Thick.As.Fuck. Consett is about 50/50 I reckon. Not anymore, when my Dad was at school about 30 years ago the majority of kids were Sunderland fans, fastforward to 1992 and Newcastle United's formation, a couple of years of Sky's propaganda meant that when I was at school out of all my mates there were only 2 or 3 Mackems, the rest were Mags and I believe there were a couple of the usual United & Liverpool glory seekers. All the shit I had to put up with when I was at school off fucking thick Mags who get to maybe one game a season, is it any wonder I absolutely detest NUFC? I can take "banter" off anyone who goes and gets behind their team every other week, but not off some plastic Geordie cunt who watches the odd game on tv then starts giving it billy big bollocks. Because before 1992 we were always behind sunderland in everything from trophies to support to star players. Well done. I love it when a mackem comes out with the 'formed in 92' shite. You complete and utter fucking idiot. I can count two SAFC chairmen who have cast jealous eyes North and opined on our support in comparison to yours, and a third who can't keep his fucking trap shut about supporters watching games in bars depriving the club of wedge to pay his vastly inflated wages. Ask your Dad about Tom Cowie wishing his 1st division club's supporters were as good as the then 2nd division club NUFC's support. Formed in 1992? You complete bell-helmet.

Went to get a shift handover from a load of them the day after the Emre free kick game and the place was like the Mary Celeste, which was a complete contrast to the night I blobbed on their shift when Lisbon humped us 4-1. 1-0 up at half time, 3-1 on aggregate I got the usual Mackem response about not really being big football fans, by the end of the shift I virtually got a guard of honour out the place by smiling, happy Mackems who earlier weren't 'big football fans'.

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You reading this, Kevin?

I'd love to be in that car, mate. "HELLO!!" "HELLO!!" "HELLO!!" "HELLO!!" "HELLO!!" "IS THERE ANYBODY THERE?!" "IS THERE ANYBODY THERE?!" "IS THERE ANYBODY THERE?!" "IS THERE ANYBODY THERE?!" "IS THERE ANYBODY THERE?!"

Stevie's patter, man!

Canny kid. Daft as a brush but a canny kid.

Aye ye reet been to Elland Road loads of times, they're fuck all like us, they'll actively go looking for it. They absolutely hate us as well, probably second behind Man Utd, and are utterly convinced they're at least as a big club and support as we are. Probably the biggest delusion in football. Good job Leeds wasn't on a Friday night, because it would've been carnage. It's always the same in summer there are far far more offs no one can be arsed to fight in the winter, most the big wars start in summer time. My little tale was from a Good friday night match that Sky arrranged. Both set of fans were completely pissed out their minds. I heard of a few of them roaming the car park handing out a punch here, a dig there to any Geordie unfortunate to be in their path, also heard the same Yorkshire squad approached a couple of vans that parked up but unfortunately for them picked the wrong couple of vans and got kicked all over the car park by some meat heeds from wor neck of the woods.

Pup's brother is the same, he's nearly been thrown off sites for constantly abusing the mackems. My brother hates them but reckons he's seen nowt like it the way GG goes on with them when he was grafting fro him, pelting half clemmys at them on the sly when their passing and pissing in their milk in the bait cabin. Drove past Puppy the younger the other day. what's he been doing? skin and bones and pasty looking. Don't tell him I said anything, though.

I hate Leeds. Nearly got a right kicking one time down there. I ended up surrounded by a load of them with this kid who was about 14, I was about 22. Anyway, good natured chanting from both fans soon turned nasty when one of the cowards who must've been in his 30's pushed the kid off a table we were standing on, real hard man stuff. Another Goon offered me on, I thought I'm fucked here as I was surrounded by them, I thought I might as well go down with one of them and was about to hoof the Yorkshire bastard in the face as he was a perfect height from my elevated position when the West Yorkshire police came to the rescue, great I thought, until he grabbed my coat from his horse and dragged me 50 yards away before giving me a 'tap' on the back with his truncheon and said 'fuck off you little Geordie cunt'. He probably saved me from a hiding but what a pack of bastards they are. Watch yourselves down there, they will attack someone on their own.

There's a family gets in the club I sometimes drink in, they all worked in the yards, the brothers, the father, cousins the lot, absolute characters to a man, I'd pay a tenner just to sit there and listen to their craic especially when it comes to Mackems. I've never known anyone to have as much hate for Mackems as these. The Father who's long dead was getting his telly fixed by a kid from Rediffusion when the Fatha calmly says, "Where you from, son?" after hearing the Mackem twang. The kid barely got Sunderland from his lips when the fatha picked the tool box up with one hand, grabbed the lad with the other and said, "nar son, nee Mackems in this hoose" and chucked him out.* Apparently a Geordie would struggle to get work in Wearside but we'd let them work over here, and when their yards went first they flooded the place and didn't play ball with a lot of issues at the time. *The Mother wasn't a happy bunny when she went to put the telly on for Coronation Street to see the back of the telly still in bits.

Can't stand the fucker these days, spends too much time blowing his own trumpet. Touche, CT. I sent a text to my mate, told him I said, 'How, Nobby son! Ah fuckin' loved the look on Wenger's sourfaced fuckin' dial when you bent in that one from the edge of the box, fuckin' class, mate!' Of course I said no such thing. Or did I?

Sammy's gonna get ya! I've played against him before and lets just say he was so shite that only Newcastle would try to develop him. Fucking Mag vermin, fucking hate yee. One of the better ones, too. They can't help themselves in the end though. They are an oppressed people, bitter as fuck. Ask any Tyne shipyard worker about them then stand well back from the blast.

If Jesmond, I'd take on 100+ no bother. Walker, maybe 10. Some cheeky fuckers having a go at Walker, here, like! I'd struggle with 3 kids from Jesmond. Hearing their little posh voices constantly whining 'Mummy' in a high pitched tone would have me down on my knees gripping my head like Monkey from the Jap show, 'Monkey' when Tripitaka? was tightening his gold band on his head for being naughty. The kids would then run in and take advantage.