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I've noticed Everton away get mentioned by Mackems quite a lot on the net. It's obviously the shiny coin in a murky pool for you. I'd say it's not the odd Barnsley aways and other huge away followings that sets us apart as every club can achieve that once in a while, it's the consistent 3-5000's who go to places like Fulham away on a televised sat teatime kick off or Brum away, midweek as mentioned by Stevie that is the difference. Sunderland's had some decent away support, I'd say ours is better because its more consistent and defies shit kick off times/distances/tv games etc. Yes the QPR price is a disgrace, a lot of people don't go to Stamford bridge for this reason too.

Pardew: "We are ahead of the game" Me:

Two games in, just friendlies etc, but 180 mins with no goals and barely a shot apparently.

Maybe some NUFC employees get a £20 voucher to be spent in sportsdirect?

Absolute top notch, Fish. The one with the lass looking through the window down on earth looks like something from Star Wars, it could almost be Princess Leia. I hope the Astronauts realise how lucky they are. Breathtaking.

there never was any intent to sell the naming rights. It was simply a cover to gain the free space for SD. No, I think it was put out there for any bites however unlikely this was. A win/win for sportsdirect and our owner.

I think Man City's might just be a little bit dodgy. You don't say! But still, if the Emirates was worth £100M then surely we should be good for at least £50M?

I'd be like Captain Kirk and give it to all and sundry if half decent and given the chance although I may have to politely decline any offers from an SR postcode.

Don't want to jump in as this may just be rumour but if true it's just another (to be forgotten in a few months by most) shit move by the men in charge. Arsenal got £100M from Emirates a few years ago, Man City get their £400M whilst we get no capital outlay. Free advertising till someone buys the naming rights to our stadium. They wanted £20M a season if I remember correctly? Are we getting £20M in the meantime? Long term NUFC could be a nice little earner Mike Trotter and Rodney Llambias.

The most unflattering ones I've had were John Parrot and Captain Pugwash when I was 17 and growing a tache like a right dopey twat! Mind, I look fuck all like them so I find it easy to laugh about it.

Seeing it's Stoke away, I know a bloke who can get you some gumshields at trade prices.

You shouldn't like but...... As an aside, that Elton John must be the most compassionate man in the music industry, first Diana, now Amy and also the often forgotten tribute to Mother Teresa, 'Sandles in the bin'.

Christ! keep him off the drink if he's doing lines or you'll never get your deposit on the bus, back!!!

Are you for real? When you're having a bit of craic in a bar do you tell your mates off for talking about something related to your story or have they to listen to you until you've exhausted your 'so ah phones this place in Gateshead and they said £400! Ah said, '£400? yiv got to be fucking kidding, so ah phones this other place in.........blah, blah' Sorry mate, I won't be going but can't go into detail as to the reasons any further as I don't wish to be standing on your toes or owt. Next topic!

Kinda stupid that rule now like, where you have to be a season ticket or member holder to get an away ticket :S the people at darlo who ran on the pitch spoilt it :/ i could probably get you a ticket. First L7, next away tickets and soon enough will be every other section at SJP as well. The kids at Darlo didn't run on the pitch from L7 before the start of last season, did they? They're just an easy excuse.

No thread? Ha'way FFS!! The lads dropped a not so subtle enough hint, man! All the best!

No, the kids at Darlo, stupid or not, gave them the excuse. It's the hierarchy who've spoilt it.

I'm no longer a season ticket holder and will not pay him to be a member. So that's why I'm out.

Never seen them in that colour and its been a few years since I had the blue suede ones. I had the original black ones over twenty years ago. I like to get a pair of them every few years.

http://www.jdsports.co.uk/product/adidas-o...per-suede/07953 Bought today. Simple but class.

After 6 months surveillance, Police arrested a van with four Islamic Thalidomides this morning in Dover. They'd long been suspected of bringing small arms into the country.

Then he seems the confused one.

This. In whatever state you're in, how can butchering a load of kids with a machine gun seem like the best way to alleviate your symptoms? Jesus Christ. If you had these urges surely you'd repulse yourself enough to just top yourself before you did damage to any innocents? I always think of that cunt in Dunblane whenever something like this happens. Shoot away at kids then shoot yourself? Wrong way round, may they rot in hell all these unhinged, selfish, attention seeking bastards that commit these atrocities.

You cannot possibly be a football fan if you're saying that. What a cunt. You cannot have a brain if you think otherwise. All anyone involved in football thinks about is £££'s all the supporters represent is a few more £££'s given the scale of the TV deals, image rights etc the £££'s those supporters represent is less important. Look at ticket prices man! You cannot have any kind of empathy for your fellow fan if you think there's something wrong with them having a legitimate complaint about this. I'd put money on it that whatever your role is at work it's management. You seem the type.

I've been to work all night so have missed nearly all of this. So it's one nutter and not some religous fanatics? As you say, there's no punishment that fits the deed. I wish these fuckers would just turn the gun on themselves first.