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Got lifted by a mackem copper, for d+d for calling him a mackem cunt, after SEVERE provocation. I got done for D+D last year but blame a manageress for being the biggest twat I've ever known a publican be, and a copper for being trying to be Rambo with no provocation on my part, getting physical, then calling in the heavy squad when I foolishly snapped and threw him on his arse. I understand how pissed off you are, £80 and a night in the cells when you feel hard done by isn't nice, mate but unfortunately I can't confirm the Mackemishness of the Landlady or the speccy copper trying to be He Man, but the copper wasn't the most Geordie bloke I've heard put it this way.

0-4 humiliation. Arsenal always seem to start a season off well and I think we'll be ripe for a hammering. Its got all the ingredients for a bad day, I'm afraid.

I'm off but will be walking round the Metrocentre all day with the brood so it really should be great.

I class Stan Collymore as a bigger arsehole, but that's it. Whenever I hear Collymore, it's as if some invisible Alien comes up to me and sticks a huge syringe in my arm and starts sucking out all the energy I have. He's a super Brummie, the rest are merely boring, but he's the top boring brummie banana, apart from the fact he talks shite about things he has little knowledge of, (I'm talking Stanley's NUFC musings here), he could be spot on about everything he said and you'd still switch off. Imagine being stuck on a desert Island with him? A few months and you'd be eating the cunt for your tea alongside any veg you could forage. Then again, if I had a gun I'd make him change his name to Friday and forbid him on pain of death from ever speaking again. How he got a job on the box/radio is a complete mystery to me, like.

Charva was around for years before the 'Charvas' started using it and its how they got their name. About the time of 1991 you had the Meadowell riots plus bother in the West End and there was a growing trend of people/media talking about 'gangsters' and certain teenagers went fucking mad for it and thought they we well in with hard men they might have once passed in the street. I left school in 1990, a year later met a kid I went to school with, he was from Byker. Anyway, he was talking pure Charva with his mouth contorted on one side of his face, I said, "hoo, Stanna! What the fuck you talking like that for? You had a stroke or something?" as at school he spoke like any other normal kid, to be fair to him he did look a bit embarrassed and started talking 'propa'.

Aye. Fags as well they use for tabs. I don't like word chav, I don't care how many documentaries are done on the word chav is derived from the geordie "charva" absolute fact. Chav's bad enough as a word, but worse when geordies use it, when we have a perfectly good word ourselves. When the word 'Chav' was first used by the papers/all and sundry throughout the country there was a certain smugness as they'd recognised a certain type and gave them a new name, completely oblivious to the fact the word was around in its true form for at least 20 years up here. Any Geordie using the word has no sense of pride in their own language. Chav has 100% been taken from the word charva.

Not licking Meenzers arse, (obviously) but I can't stand the word 'faggot' either. It's from the US in its derogatory form and sounds even worse when someone British says it. Its not big and its not clever.

Some words I can't stand are 'Greame' and 'Souness' as well as 'Derek' and 'Llambias' but only in that order.

Are you Nick? Are you Nick? Are you Nick in disguise? Are you Ni-i-i-ick in disguise?

Isn't it just Americans who say that?

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What? the words 'banter', Good times', and 'bad times' piss you off? Can't really see the problem, they're normal everyday words, aren't they? Until your post I'd never seen or heard 'pahahaha/bahahaha' but I'll keep an eye out for it just in case.

Some people buy his patter, though. As for comparing himself to Mourinho? Well he's a few trophies to go before he can do that, (and not just with the likes of a super rich club, he came to Chelsea's attention after winning it with Porto). It was quite amazing the amount of complete and utter cretins, completely out of touch with events at NUFC, who linked our relegation to Ashley sacking Sham. If we'd been mid table when he was sacked and then crashed down the league and got relegated I'd have said they had a point, but we'd had a year of KK after he left and were in at least a better, if not better, position when they fucked KK off. It's bad enough when Joe Public from Essex, (Talksport listener, great show Adrian), thinks Sham's sacking lead to our demise, but when the shyster himself believes it?

Whats he doing with himself? his Lee is grafting with Glen's fatha at the minute I think. Wrong Fraser!

I've put about 4-5 pounds on a week due to getting a new kitchen put in and having a few take-aways/eating out while the kitchen was out of action. Didn't manage any excerise either while this was going on plus I was off work for a week. Christ. Just shows it doesn't take a lot to put weight on, like. Now things are back to (almost) normality that extra weight will have to get shifted, like.

He's looking at some kid from LA he saw kicking a ball around the park. Santiago Muñez I think he's called. Not sure if he's any good, like.

I think my arse would be twitching like a bunny rabbits nose if I was standing near the edge of that court, mind.

Bell helmet's not a bad insult, actually, mincers canny shite.

Ah shaddup man, Gene, you black, muslim, lesbian whore, you!

proper fucking ladgeful!

FYP Here man! 'Here man, fucking radgie!' (To be more acurate.)

There once was a player called Wayne Fereday who played for us, after his first 45 mins I turned round to my mate and said, 'What a fucking player we have here!' I'd lump that comment in with your pals 'golden boot for Ba' as being one that you'd look back on and think, did I really say that?

'Meh'. Where did this come from? And the even worse, 'My bad'. My bad? My bad? What the fuck is this, like? Where in sweet Jesus did this phrase come from and who would utter it without having any kind of embarrasment?

Aye.