Howmanheyman

Watched the match on the tv, atmosphere sounded shit. Missed the craic, or would've missed the craic had I been in L7. Not surprised evictees aren't happy, it's one of the reasons I stopped going a good few years ago as the ST/all seater culture completely spoiled things for a 'radgie' for want of a better word. Only picked up when I went back to L7 before they moved into the corner. If they can fuck something up and spoil things they will. I'm now an exile till he fucks off, to be honest. I've had enough. Oh, we were fucking shite, by the way, I've seen more cutting edge on a placca knife from an airplane.

I've told you a million times not to exaggerate. (But I know what you mean, still a great shirt though and comparing it to wearing a Sunderland shirt is way, way OTT)

Good post Craig, not sure about the Sheedy* bit, like, but spot on with the Venison and Beresford signings. I'd probably say the time KK really sold us as a club going places was when we pinched Rob Lee from then Premier league Boro, the 'Newcastle is closer to London than Boro was a bit of a joke and a smokescreen, what KK actually told Lee was he could go to Middlesbrough and plod along but he'd have to sit and watch as this huge ocean liner steamed past them in a years time, us being that ocean liner. Compare KK's enthusiasm and knowledge that we were a big club who would thrive once the shackles of the McKeags/Seymours were thrown off. (They loved the club, really, they were just small businessmen who'd inherited NUFC from their fathers and were incapable of driving our club forward). Pardew does as he's told and thinks we might make the top ten if we're lucky and 'bigger' clubs, (fuck off, 'Pards') don't get our better players. Compare and contrast. * Tidy player, but his best days were gone, Sellars was far better and was another KK sold NUFC to not that long after.

Normally hate seeing any young'un with another clubs top on but this one I seen in ASDA made me smile. He had a Liverpool top on with 'CORKHILL' on the back. The temptation to say 'ey, ey, La! 'ows your Billy? Does he still see our Te and our Barry?'

Thinking in advance hasn't been something the club could put on their CV, CT.

I could see Stevie and Pacinofan meeting in a bar to have it out with each other but when their eyes locked something would stir in their breasts and these opposites would attract in a fit of passion.

Thinking of selling this shirt as modelled by Lothar Matthaus; It's copy but a very good one. Would take £20 for it from someone off here otherwise I'll go to ebay and try and get more or just keep it as I quite like it despite hardly ever wearing it. It's a medium on the slightly tight side.

Dicksplash, never heard it for years but I liked that one when I was a kid.

Bulls Knacka

Hondacrackas

"I want you to fuck me" are words I quite like.

Was going to say that one. Sick means you're ill or pissed off. It means nothing else. So, aye......FUCK OFF!

I think I'm a bit more philosophical about it than that tbh. This is essentially cyclical for us now where any top performer reaches a contract renewal phase. They will naturally want more money, they won't be offered it and so they'll want away. In that case it's all about managing their exit, their replacement and damage limitation. In the case of newbies, you get them in on peanuts and if they perform they got one contract upgrade. They don't get another one after that however. In the case of those brought in on the higher money, if they perform there's no scope for contract upgrade and they get shipped. in other words, the club is going to sell its best players and will be happy to use the money to retain a profit and simply survive in the premiership accordingly ? Congratulations for finally repeating what I told you ages ago, even though only a short while ago you implied it was total bollocks. Change your name to 'Cassandra Mag', LM.

FYP. Eeeee, what a cunt, eh?

Aye. Phil Thompson confirmed it months ago, man!!

Happy 47th anniversary of your Mothers ultimate feminine sacrifice in a post-war, pro-masculine environment. All the best.

I think Rapey struggles with percentages. Howmanheyman: "Pardew talks shite......100%" I thought it was 3-4 weeks at the time of injury. This day just gets better and better. I'm still at a loss as to how we could sell our only LB without getting a replacement in. We don't owe Liverpool anything, we can make them wait and if Enrique got injured on Saturday then too bad. It was. I'm probably way off the mark but I honestly believe Ben Arfa's crocked for the duration of his career. One 50/50 away from injury at any time. He'll always be like this. I'd prefer the manager of my football club to tell the truth initially and be pissed off rather than feed us lip-service then back track and apologise when the inevitable lie is uncovered. As a manager, Pardew must think himself incapable of achieving anything. We were class under Keegan and Sir Bobby. Were the 2 teams great? IMO, No. But the manager knew about the size of the club and that passion and belief filtered down to the players who believed they were better than others. Pardew's got these lot in a state of 'happy to be also rans'. He, Ashley and Llambias are a disgrace to this fine football club. It's a shame Pardew couldn't be a man and stand up. Completely agree. When he took over we had a solid side playing for each other and the spirit was good, we had a lad who took the number 9 shirt and thrived on it, he had service and help from players like Barton and Nolan and did our new Chancer of a manager think about shooting for the stars and pushing for Europe? Did her fuck! He's been bleating about safety from day one, it never once crossed his mind to push on. He's been singing from the AshLlamb hymn sheet from the minute he got here.

At last the Government has acted. The RAF have dropped thousands of leaflets throughout the affected areas. (As shown below).

Never heard of it tbh. Sounds more like something you'd use against the Irish. Never heard of the 'Feargal Sharkeys'? It's either that or the 'jam and spoons'.

I love the look on her face. I think she'll sound more like a 'big Mamma' type, "Outta my way, sister, Aint no Mo'fucka getting my Nik Naks, you bet your sweet ass they aint, mm hmmm!"

Wow! That new trailer for the Planet of the Apes is amazing, all the violent battle scenes are so realistic, oh hang on a minute......it's just Sky News, live from Tottenham.

Following the riots in Tottenham, Everton Football Club have confirmed their coaches for saturdays fixture at White Hart Lane have now been cancelled due to fears from their supporters that all the good stuff has already been stolen.

If only: Rod Liddle/Matthew Syed/Louise Taylor et al will be really laying into those Londoners tomorrow I bet! Here's a piece I found from them on the web in my head just now;

I don't/rarely watch the tv anymore so am a bit out the loop with this. I might just buy a paper tomorrow, and see if they slag Londoners off for being always ready to riot at the drop of a hat and having a complex like certain other parts of the country get labelled with. Of course they won't though. With a bit of luck we might get MTV or channel 4 to send a normal bunch of level headed Geordies to live with a bunch of Londoners to see how the other half live and see how the nice Geordies manage to cope with the Londoners deprivation and their mean streets.

Well done, CT. Always fancied doing one of those but never knew how. Not sure how to follow that, though.